Author Topic: Designer Vaginas: Tidy Twats for Modern Women (Read 10836 times)

Matty the Damned · « **on:** August 05, 2008, 09:36:02 pm »

. . . or men. Matty the Damned has no hangups. From BreitBart.com:

Australian doctors have raised concerns about clinics offering vaginal cosmetic surgery, warning the trend towards so-called "designer vaginas" may be exploiting vulnerable women.

The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists said procedures being offered included "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification".

"What is involved in these procedures is often unclear since recognised clinical nomenclature is not being used," it said in a position paper released this week.

(la linka)

Matty the Damned is particularly taken with the notion of "revirgination".

MtD

next2u · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2008, 03:56:39 pm »

i would like my vagina to resemble the pearly gates of heaven with a side order of g-spot amplification. dude, i totally heard about g-spot amplification on nip/tuck!

BT65 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2008, 08:38:40 pm »

While I would not want the "revirgination" I would certainly go for the g-spot amplification without hesitation.

emeraldize · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2008, 09:38:14 pm »

"What is involved in these procedures is often unclear since recognised clinical nomenclature is not being used," it said in a position paper released this week.

Thank goodness someone wrote a position paper---one would want a few new positions to go with a fancy schmancy hymen makeover.

Does g-spot amplification mean it also Comes with Woofers and Tweeters thereby amplifying the moan as well as the groan?

Roie · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2008, 01:41:23 am »

There was a case in the news paper a few years ago, where a lady went to a plastic suregeon in Haifa, to do exactly that. She was very unsatissfied with her procedure and returned to her plastic surgeons office with a gun and shot the guy. (He was lightly injured)

Dragonette · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2008, 03:10:22 am »

Hymen restoration/revirgination is a life saving procedure in some cultures.

Jeff G · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2008, 09:57:45 am »

who knew that recycling would lead to this ? ... we will soon hear of someone bragging that they're crotch has gone green .

Paulette · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2008, 10:22:16 am »

I love my vagina just the way it is.

bear60 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2008, 01:41:25 pm »

quote jg: ... we will soon hear of someone bragging that they're crotch has gone green .
Ha ha ha.....a chia vagina.

..kinda like Rons front lawn

anniebc · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2008, 06:41:37 pm »

LOL..where do you find them Matty...for $10,00.00 I think I just let my flaps hang..

Hope you are keeping well dear evil one.

Hugs
Jan

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2008, 04:34:17 pm »

I remember a guy in Los Angeles who could give himself a blow job while standing up. He demonstrated in a bar. I remember saying, IF I could do that, I would never date again.

Of course, my friend Louis offered to give him a blow job (as if he hadn't already had one). If we could find a real woman, in Los Angeles, who already has one, I would like to buy her a drink in that bar

Have the best day
Michael

WellHungarian · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2008, 07:35:44 pm »

I can think of maybe a couple of women who I have known who could use this type of sergery.

Winiroo · « **Reply #12 on:** August 09, 2008, 08:00:56 pm »

I've seen a few nasty looking vaginas in my life.
But you know girls generally grow up looking at theirs and any other female family members thinking that that is what normal looks like. So nasty looking to me might be normal looking to another woman.
I did not realise until I was in my 20's that not all vaginas looked alike. Let me tell you it was a shock the first time I saw one that was different looking.

Drags right BTW in some cultures a girl without a hymen could be killed.
There are other cultures where it is the norm to mutilate women by hacking off the clitoris and labia.

I personally wouldn't do a thing to mine except maybe laser hair removal. That would be cool.

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:43:18 pm »

Are the Vaginas in Hustler magazine all air brushed? There was a time a reader could submit their own photos for a special section which listed the name and town of the woman. A woman from out town was featured

Have the best day
Michael

Winiroo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2008, 05:50:13 pm »

Couldn't tell ya. It wouldn't surprise me though. Most women in mags are airbrushed making it impossible for the average woman to live up to.

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2008, 06:54:57 pm »

You know Wen,

Doesn't that just blow it all? You see, I have always wanted to be the "Carpet Model" who is actually the person with the leg and show (which turns) as the announcer describes the carpet. It is not a speaking part but I understand you get to keep the shoes. However, if you could see my face and my legs, you would know... the Lipoatrophy poster child.

Have the best day
Michael

PRMike · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:56:38 pm »

Hi I'm not sure if I understood this Topix right but if it has to do with a women's vagina being Reconstucted then I was told about this by that female which used me,,, And I must say that I do beleive her when she said that it was made to feel tighter because it sure did the 2 times we were together, now as for the rest of the story she gave me I truely have doubts that they were True becuase she lied to her daughters and case workers about my leaving... anyway I think that's why I kind of got somewhat hooked on her when we first meet... It's shame that she uses men like that, she is and will miss out on someone truely Loving her.. ok bye for now as always your Friend PRMike

PRMike · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:03:02 pm »

Hi Winiroo, if that's your Picutre that says Wendy??? WoW I must say you sure are a Pretty woman, ok I hope that I'm not in any trouble for saying that but I'm only stating a Fact, ok so long for now as always your Friend PRMike

Winiroo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:08:22 pm »

Yup thats me. The pictures where taken last month.

Thank you

PRMike · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:16:04 pm »

Wendy thank you for answering me and I gotta say that you are beautiful...
I hope that you do not mind me asking but are you single

I kind of doubt that you are with those looks..

I hope that I'm not offending you

ok so long for now as always PRMike

Winiroo · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:29:01 pm »

I'm not offended. I haven't been single in 5 years. I've got a wonderful boyfriend.

I think my personality is better than my looks though.

PRMike · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2008, 03:02:19 pm »

Hi Wendy, I'm glad that you have someone special in your life,,,, that is so cool,,, I am hoping that some day I'll be so Lucky...
OK bye for now as always your friend PRMike
Oh I guess you must also have a great personatlity

Winiroo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2008, 03:40:58 pm »

and my farts smell like rainbows LOL

Jeff G · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:23:34 pm »

Its talking to ya daddy

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:27:02 pm »

Quote from: Dragonette on August 07, 2008, 03:10:22 am

Hymen restoration/revirgination is a life saving procedure in some cultures.

I heard; here in California, that if you did not have sex for three years, it was just like a virgin all over again. Please be aware, the same person also told me that when Farrah Faucett took a dump, it came out in hermetically sealed bags

Have the best day
Michael

BT65 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2008, 07:11:43 pm »

Quote from: Sonomabeach on August 11, 2008, 04:27:02 pm

I heard; here in California, that if you did not have sex for three years, it was just like a virgin all over again.
Michael

This is not true. When I finally had sex after three or four years of "not gatting any" I came pretty fast, which did not happen when I was a virgin. (Unless of course your friend was talking about men)

Oceanbeach · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:10:36 pm »

I don't know... He did borrow one of my credit cards to buy a diamond baby gift for a baby was supposed to be his daughter and some one elses wife and a lot of obsession but come to think of it, I don't really know if Drop-a-Dime Don liked women or guys.

Have the best day
Michael

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