Here kitty kitty...

[mitch777]

Mitch,

I have had cats/dogs all my life and at some point you need to decide on who the alpha male is going to be.  My water squirt bottle and I have decided that I AM THE ALPHA MALE and woe to any cat, claws or not, who forgets that fact.

Joe

Oh they're getting to know who is the Alpha male alright. The squirt bottle. lol. I just have to pick it up and they know to stop the scratching on the sofa. Very effective.


Matty is adorable. 

[Joe K]

Oh they're getting to know who is the Alpha male alright. The squirt bottle. lol. I just have to pick it up and they know to stop the scratching on the sofa. Very effective.

Matty is adorable.

What I like about the squirt bottle, is that once I use it on them a couple of times, I only have to make the sound and they stop their mischief.  Pavlov's Dog indeed!

Joe

[mitch777]

What I like about the squirt bottle, is that once I use it on them a couple of times, I only have to make the sound and they stop their mischief.  Pavlov's Dog indeed!

Joe

Yup.

We moved their kitty box today into the laundry area. Smell of cat urine and the litter spill just wasn't working for us. lol. FIVE whole feet but it required putting in a kitty door through the wall. Such trama! It's been left open with a rubber band and a tack. The human door is open too. Gai Pan decided to pee in the bed in revolt right in front of us. First "accident" from day one. hmm...

I'll give him a break tonight but that's it.

btw- bed freshly laundered hours prior. 

[WillyWump]

Meanwhile there's this...

[BT65]

Yup.

We moved their kitty box today into the laundry area. Smell of cat urine and the litter spill just wasn't working for us. lol. FIVE whole feet but it required putting in a kitty door through the wall. Such trama! It's been left open with a rubber band and a tack. The human door is open too. Gai Pan decided to pee in the bed in revolt right in front of us. First "accident" from day one. hmm...

I'll give him a break tonight but that's it.

btw- bed freshly laundered hours prior. 

M, what kind of litter do you use?  I use Fresh Step and I never, ever smell it.  It's a little more than brands like Tidy Cat, but well worth the "no scent" effect.  I also put newspapers down under and a little around my cat's litter box to take care of the "stray litter" that gets kicked out of the box. 

[hope_for_a_cure]

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cat-Cafe-New-York-City-Broadway-Catachino-Coffee-Kittens-256110451.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_NYBrand

[mitch777]

M, what kind of litter do you use?  I use Fresh Step and I never, ever smell it.  It's a little more than brands like Tidy Cat, but well worth the "no scent" effect.  I also put newspapers down under and a little around my cat's litter box to take care of the "stray litter" that gets kicked out of the box.

A friend recommended Naturally Fresh made by The Blue Buffalo Co. It is walnut based and is chemical free. It says "Superior Oder Control" and actually works pretty good but since the box was located in the bathroom a mere 12 feet away from my side of the bed... the odor springs to life every time they do their footwork dance. The box has a cover and I placed a plastic tray in front but the stray litter still spreads a bit.

I think they both are ok now with the new placement but we are leaving the door cracked open for a few days. Then comes the challenge of them getting used to the kitty door in the wall.

Today's nap:

[Theyer]

^^^^^^^^^
There is something very calming about the Photograph Mitch ,i i i I LIKE IT. there you have complete domination by this bloody thread I want a Cat.

So what works best for living in London and travelling for 24 hours to then live in Orkney.

[Jeff G]

^^^^^^^^^
There is something very calming about the Photograph Mitch ,i i i I LIKE IT. there you have complete domination by this bloody thread I want a Cat.

So what works best for living in London and travelling for 24 hours to then live in Orkney.

The best part about cats is if you go an vacation you just leave them outside and they will go away and you can get new ones when you get home . 

[Theyer]

The best part about cats is if you go an vacation you just leave them outside and they will go away and you can get new ones when you get home .

Basically my dear Jeff it,s Turrets , and I for one think on the whole you do a magnificent job off managing it , and I will hear nothing to sway my opinion , my dear Insulin dependant Diabetic , HIV+ Turret,s friend.

[mitch777]

 I want a Cat.

Just wanted to repost that quote. Get right on it before the feeling fades. lol.

[mitch777]

Oh yes, this thread continues!! lol.

Gai Pan has an affection for my keyboard. Today he stepped on it and typed out gibberish while on my home page. I decided to google it. The first entry was about cataract surgery lenses.

I thought nothing of it until I realized that I had just came home from bringing Moo Goo to the vet because I thought she had an eye infection.

[Theyer]

Oh yes, this thread continues!! lol.

Gai Pan has an affection for my keyboard. Today he stepped on it and typed out gibberish while on my home page. I decided to google it. The first entry was about cataract surgery lenses.

I thought nothing of it until I realized that I had just came home from bringing Moo Goo to the vet because I thought she had an eye infection.

So moog is already running up vet bills ? Mitch you are turning into a spinster off the parish ,Gay Pants is not communing with you on the type writer. Mind you now the rubbish you posted has sunk in I bet you could sell quite a few books that follow the format off Gay Pants walking on keyboard----you goggling---blahblah --- it would mean a book tour for day time TV then you could see if you want to move to some off the identical suburbs that dot your vast country instead off opening the dam B/B and taking winter Hols.

What is the cat doing on top off furnature anyway, is it anarchy in your household. Get a grip man before its too late. I am offering personal internet counselling or shouting at you sessions,call it what you will , its $200 for the therapeutic hour , in advance , nonrefundable, I reserve the right to terminate session due to personal boredom at any moment with no prior warning.

[Hellraiser]

I love that I got you to name your cat Matty after Matty on here Will.  <3

[Jeff G]

I love that I got you to name your cat Matty after Matty on here Will.  <3

I thought he named it Matty because he was planning on making a rug out of him ... live and learn .

[Hellraiser]

No, the cat was ornery and hateful so I suggested Matty for a name.

[Jeff G]

No, the cat was ornery and hateful so I suggested Matty for a name.

Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .

[mitch777]

So moog is already running up vet bills ? Mitch you are turning into a spinster off the parish ,Gay Pants is not communing with you on the type writer. Mind you now the rubbish you posted has sunk in I bet you could sell quite a few books that follow the format off Gay Pants walking on keyboard----you goggling---blahblah --- it would mean a book tour for day time TV then you could see if you want to move to some off the identical suburbs that dot your vast country instead off opening the dam B/B and taking winter Hols.

Why bother with a book tour when I'm sure now that he is quite capable of being an investment guru or lottery number genius? Gay Pants (lol) would never steer me wrong. 

What is the cat doing on top off furnature anyway, is it anarchy in your household. Get a grip man before its too late. I am offering personal internet counselling or shouting at you sessions,call it what you will , its $200 for the therapeutic hour , in advance , nonrefundable, I reserve the right to terminate session due to personal boredom at any moment with no prior warning.

I can't afford it at the moment my dear but will get back to you when Gay Pants gets my retirement account in order. Once that's all settled we would prefer joint in-person/cat counseling. Is that an option?

[Joe K]

Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .

Matty hateful?  No?  Avowed hater of cats?  Most definitely.  Remember the Damned One gave us the "cat washing machine."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus

Joe

[Theyer]

Why bother with a book tour when I'm sure now that he is quite capable of being an investment guru or lottery number genius? Gay Pants (lol) would never steer me wrong. 
I can't afford it at the moment my dear but will get back to you when Gay Pants gets my retirement account in order. Once that's all settled we would prefer joint in-person/cat counseling. Is that an option?

For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.

[Theyer]

Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .

That's what I thought , was it ever doubted?

[Ann]

For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.

Kinky!

[mitch777]

For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.

lol and yes, kinky. I could tolerate the Ostrich.

[mitch777]

 Looks like wrasslin' but its kitty hug nappin'.




Both have learned how to fetch or maybe I've been taught how to throw a yarn mouse?

[BT65]

OMG, M, that is so adorable!!  They look divine.

[bocker3]

Looks like wrasslin' but its kitty hug nappin'.




Both have learned how to fetch or maybe I've been taught how to throw a yarn mouse?

When are the kittens due??   

M

[Jeff G]

Cat does a good thing ... not expected to happen again for 45 years .

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/14/cat-saves-boy-dog-attack-video/

[mitch777]

Cat does a good thing ... not expected to happen again for 45 years .

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/14/cat-saves-boy-dog-attack-video/

It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.

[Jeff G]

It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.

Cats do that to coat the claws with toxins and wait to look for a chance to take a swipe at you .

[Theyer]

It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.

So you dear ole Batty Gardener you think the CIA is after you and that Gay Pants is not the devoted Kittypoobonbobbins now he.s an assassin , its time for the Yellow pills  and Quick about it.

[BT65]

Cats do that to coat the claws with toxins and wait to look for a chance to take a swipe at you .

That is too funny, thanks Jeff, again, for the good laugh.  BTW, I did see that video of the cat protecting that toddler.  Pretty amazing.  And did you see that dog take off?  Nothing like the power of a mad cat!

[mitch777]

So you dear ole Batty Gardener you think the CIA is after you and that Gay Pants is not the devoted Kittypoobonbobbins now he.s an assassin , its time for the Yellow pills  and Quick about it.

No my dear. It was the bug that could have bitten me, not Gay Pants. Although now that the poison paw theory possibility exists I might need that yellow pill after all. lol.

[Jeff G]

Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .

[mitch777]

Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .

Good to know. They seem to be fond of doing that whenever I open the fridge door. They are young yet so maybe just practicing.

[BT65]

Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .

You've got to stop this silliness, I can't stop laughing!

[Jeff G]

You've got to stop this silliness, I can't stop laughing!

Do you remember where your cat was when you broke your hip ... just saying .

[BT65]

Do you remember where your cat was when you broke your hip ... just saying .

Oh, now that's just cruel lol.  Luckily my cat is not an outdoor kitty.  So she was safe inside.  You're on a roll tonight dear.

[Jeff G]

Oh, now that's just cruel lol.  Luckily my cat is not an outdoor kitty.  So she was safe inside.  You're on a roll tonight dear.

Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .

[BT65]

Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .

Cats already rule; have you not watched that video of cats refusing to give up the dog's bed?  I wish I had the link I would surely post it. 

[Joe K]

Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .

Dogs could never rule, they actually like people.  Cats would do just fine, since they already look down on anything that isn't another cat.

Joe

[Jeff G]

Dogs could never rule, they actually like people.  Cats would do just fine, since they already look down on anything that isn't another cat.

Joe

That's the whole point I was making ... dogs like us so we would be better of if they ruled ,

[Joe K]

That's the whole point I was making ... dogs like us so we would be better of if they ruled ,

No way that dogs could rule.  Imagine all of Congress with their noses in each others ass.  Oh wait...

Joe

[Dan0]

Cats already rule; have you not watched that video of cats refusing to give up the dog's bed?  I wish I had the link I would surely post it.

Is this it?

http://www.pawbonito.com/compilation-of-cats-stealing-dogs-bed/

[wolfter]

Sorry Mitchypoo, I just realized I've never posted in this tread.  Just not into pussies that much.    

greg

[Jeff G]

Miss Beazley, the Scottish terrier and onetime White House resident, died after a battle with lymphoma, probably brought on from eating cat poop .

In all fairness it could have been suicide from the shame of being Georgie B's dog .     

[Dan0]

Miss Beazley, the Scottish terrier and onetime White House resident, died after a battle with lymphoma, probably brought on from eating cat poop .

In all fairness it could have been suicide from the shame of being Georgie B's dog .   

She was a republican and even accepted treats from Scalia. Otherwise, by now, she would have thrown herself in front of a MoveOn.org bus rather than continue the shame.

Any well bred dog would have ran in terror from this! 

[Jeff G]

Wow Dano ... that pic looks like Freddy Krueger stalking a rabbit .

[Dan0]

At first, I DID think it was Scalia out for lunch. After I blew it up, I saw it was Shrub. That poor damn dog......

[mitch777]

You guys are too much. lol.

[Dan0]

And, of course, not to be outdone by a *cough* dog, there is plenty of conspiracy surrounding 'Socks' Clinton and the oddly suspicious timing of his or her death! Considering all the other right-wing conspiracy theories, I'm not even sure if this is satire!! It only goes to show the feline lengths some White House pets will go to!

http://www.artesianmedia.com/blog/2009/02/23/socks-the-cat-conspiracy-theories-on-the-rise-2/