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Title: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 03, 2006, 05:24:25 pm
Who has said 'fuck' here in the forums?


A quick search of the word shows



Who wants to add to the list? :P
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Iggy on June 03, 2006, 05:30:06 pm
.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Sae on June 03, 2006, 05:31:42 pm
Holy Shit, I did say fuck.

Sorry.  Ish.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Oscar on June 03, 2006, 05:31:48 pm
I haven't said FUCK on the forum yet? OOPS! I just did!

 :o

Daniel
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Dachshund on June 03, 2006, 05:35:08 pm
......the devil made me do it. :o
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Lisa on June 03, 2006, 05:38:17 pm

I'm gonna say a little prayer against all of you....... :D


  The Church Lady!
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: aztecan on June 03, 2006, 06:44:24 pm
Fuckin A,

Lisa's right, you bunch of potty mouths! :o

Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Sae on June 03, 2006, 06:45:50 pm
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Sae
(who is very competitive and loved the movie Misery)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Lisa on June 03, 2006, 06:54:24 pm



 ***GASP***

OOoooooooooooo    yer gonna burn fer sure.

 (who just watched you wear your little self out  ;D)

 The Weasel
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Sae on June 03, 2006, 06:59:22 pm
If hell is where 'we' meet, Coca Cola beats the heat. 8)

Sae
(who goes big or goes home.....and doesn't know who 'we' is exactly, but suspects it isn't Lisa  :-*)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: cubbybear on June 03, 2006, 07:19:52 pm
Stop phucking swearing!  (Does that count? I don't like saying the F word by Ph works for me!)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 03, 2006, 07:21:17 pm
nope, doesn't fucking count. :P
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: jkinatl2 on June 03, 2006, 07:42:33 pm
Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.

Jonathan
(who rarely uses the term outside the bedroom)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Teresa on June 03, 2006, 08:42:24 pm
Looks like i need to get a BIG bar of soap for all u potty mouths..

Hugs

Teresa
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 03, 2006, 08:45:34 pm
Only if it's fucking DOVE.. because that has moisturizer  :o ::)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Teresa on June 03, 2006, 08:48:40 pm
You my young man get dial....antibacterial dial

LOL
Teresa
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 03, 2006, 08:50:15 pm
oh fuck me, that tastes like fucking shit
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Teresa on June 03, 2006, 08:51:19 pm
LMAO

You are so adorable!

Teresa
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 03, 2006, 08:56:59 pm
Well fuck me!

An absolute fucking disgrace, the fucking lot of you. I am fucking shocked and appalled at the dreadful fucking decline in moral fucking values in this fucking place and I think you should all wake up to your fucking selves.

You'll all be fucked come the fucking Rapture.

Matty the Fucking Damned
(Who can swear like a fucking trooper) ;D
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: jerry on June 03, 2006, 10:53:18 pm
I can't believe you FUCKERS on here all that has come out of your mouth in this thread is FUCK!
<<<<<<<<<<< New thread should be I DON'T GIVE A FUCK >>>>>>>>
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: cubbybear on June 03, 2006, 11:49:52 pm
FCUK you guys are just so farken rude, it's so phucking unbecoming!

The following taken from Dictionary.com

Quote
fuck (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.

Phrasal Verbs:
fuck off
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
To spend time idly.
To masturbate.
fuck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.
fuck up
To make a mistake; bungle something.
To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
To cause to be intoxicated.
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[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.]
Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, “Flen flyys,” from the first words of its opening line, “Flen, flyys, and freris,” that is, “fleas, flies, and friars.” The line that contains fuck reads “Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk.” The Latin words “Non sunt in coeli, quia,” mean “they [the friars] are not in heaven, since.” The code “gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk” is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields “fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli.” The whole thus reads in translation: “They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge].”

Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 03, 2006, 11:57:56 pm
still doesnt' fucking count if you only copy and paste it :P
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Robert on June 03, 2006, 11:59:31 pm
Famous Last Words:

"HOLY FUCKING JESUS"

robert
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: cubbybear on June 04, 2006, 12:18:27 am
F  uck... ?
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 04, 2006, 12:28:49 am
Phuck! It's the Phantom!  :o

MtD
(The ghost who minces)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Biggums on June 04, 2006, 12:35:28 am
I don't use the word fuck unless it is fucking necessary
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: MSPspud on June 04, 2006, 12:36:04 am
Fuck - the most powerful and misused word in the English language.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Basquo on June 04, 2006, 09:00:37 am
I might have said it if the question was "Who on the Forums would you like to ....?"
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: kcmetroman on June 04, 2006, 09:13:36 am
Well FUCK me runnin.  Never thought I would see such a putrid fucking wretch of a fuckwad thread.

AWE FUCKit
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: JeffInNYC on June 04, 2006, 02:52:34 pm
Fuck.

I hate to be left out.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Trish on June 04, 2006, 03:06:55 pm
Oh, what the FUCK... I just had to fucking respond.  Couldn't just fucking pass this up now, could I have? 

FUCK NO!!!

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!;D

Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: JeffInNYC on June 04, 2006, 03:09:20 pm
This thread is fucking bullshit.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Mouse on June 04, 2006, 03:20:46 pm
:(

Now I feel fucking corrupted.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: JeffInNYC on June 04, 2006, 03:24:45 pm
Jaser, this thread will do it to you every fucking time.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: JeffInNYC on June 04, 2006, 05:06:14 pm
This fucking thread still fucking around?
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: heartforyou on June 04, 2006, 07:23:27 pm
Reading those hundreds of fuckwords just made me want a fuck...

Lisa dear, if hell is where this will take me down to, I will be meeting all my friends there.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls have all the fun

Hermie :D
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: TedEBearNC on June 04, 2006, 08:18:47 pm
*pops in and looks around*

FUCK THIS!

*runs out*
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Tim on June 04, 2006, 09:25:00 pm
This entire thread, and every contributor, is just too fucking juvenile.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: David_CA on June 04, 2006, 11:07:07 pm
So what's the fuckin' point of this thread?
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 04, 2006, 11:40:47 pm
fuck if I know?!?  :o
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: chris_in_georgia on June 09, 2006, 05:35:19 pm
I thought it might be fucking time to bump this thread up.

To those of you who were glad to see it sink to the back pages:


Fuck You!
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 09, 2006, 05:41:02 pm
chris, that was just fucking rude  :o
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: notsleeping on June 09, 2006, 05:45:01 pm
[url][http://www.bofunk.com/video/521/history_of_the_f_word.html/url]
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: BB on June 09, 2006, 07:06:54 pm
Me, I've said it and I'll say it again just for the record!

"Shaboink"! There that should do it.

BB

(who doesn't always use English)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 10, 2006, 12:46:26 am
bb, i have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say!  ::)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: swede_dish on June 10, 2006, 12:56:36 am
fuck?


 :-[ I'm a lady.


PPPPFFFT!


I have the mouth of a fucking sailor.

Fuck you. Fuck your football game AND fuck your fucking pizza!

*edited to fix quote
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 10, 2006, 02:24:42 am
swede,

i can assure you that you don't have the fucking mouth of a fucking sailor. :P

Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: JohnOso on June 10, 2006, 03:58:42 am
Well FUCK me runnin. 

I thought I was the only motherfucker who says this.  I stand corrected!
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Optimistic on June 10, 2006, 04:58:07 am
come on now......it's ok to fuck, but not ok to say it. 

oops...maybe a lil too vulgar for some of you.

 ;D
Justin
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: BB on June 10, 2006, 07:49:23 am
DingoBoi, DingoBoi, DingoBoi

How could you of all people not know what shaboink means! Ok, let me teach you something.

Shaboinked means getting banged, see!

I meet this great guy today at the gym. We talked, we laughed and we worked out together. That night we had great sex. With our cloths ripped from our bodies he threw me across the bed. He was hard, throbbing and like a wild animal he penetrated me banging me hard, his entire body shaking and thrusting. I threw him off of me, flipped him onto his back and drove myself into his hot ass, shaboinking him with my big ten inch.

See! Shaboinking = banging. Ok? Same same, get it?

I'm in!

BB
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: swede_dish on June 10, 2006, 11:07:33 am
swede,

i can assure you that you don't have the fucking mouth of a fucking sailor. :P




HAHAHAHA <3
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Markmt on June 10, 2006, 12:40:47 pm
Dingo I think you left Jena out of the list. I was  :o when I read it :D
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 10, 2006, 12:53:54 pm
oh fuck'n A.

How the fuck did I forget Jena?
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Markmt on June 10, 2006, 01:14:58 pm
oh fuck'n A.

How the fuck did I forget Jena?

I dont have a fuck'n clue, but you fuck'n did honey  ;D
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 10, 2006, 02:49:32 pm
well fuck me silly
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: HIVworker on June 10, 2006, 05:26:37 pm
I can pride myself on never having said that on these forums...

R
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 10, 2006, 08:11:19 pm
well, hivworker, get with the fuckin' program.  ::)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Ann on June 10, 2006, 10:04:08 pm
Aw for fuck's sake!

I mean, fuck me. Do I fucking well have to fucking ban each and fucking every  one of you fucking fuckwads?

I'm fucking sick of this fucking shit and you fucking better well fucking start watching your fucking language or you're all fucking banned!

Fucking B'nAnny! F'fuck'sake!
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 11, 2006, 01:06:39 am
this is off topic bAnnn.

We can fucking curse here if we fucking want to  ;D

but you can give me a stern warning... (which actually was noted from the other forums.... i shan't venture to the fear forum for a while)

Maybe you can spank mah ass a bit and tell me i'm dirty? :P
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: jkinatl2 on June 11, 2006, 01:17:22 am
Telling Dingo hje's dirty is like telling the sun it's yellow.

:)

Just saying.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 11, 2006, 01:20:43 am
oh fuck you jonathan :P  I'm  sunflower yellow... basic sun color is so 1990's
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: jkinatl2 on June 11, 2006, 01:47:19 am
Fuck me, I forgot to say fuck in a fucking message in this bat-fucked thread.

Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 11, 2006, 04:37:53 am
yup.. just like another fucking idiot :P
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: DingoBoi on June 11, 2006, 05:20:17 am
and nBann'y

If you choose to use such foul language, I will have no choice but to report you to yourself.

Let's not it let come to that.

Please fuckin refrain from using foul language in these forums.

Let's make this community of ideas and thoughts rather than the abrase tones you've taken.

PS:  Don't fucking piss me off :P

Bailey (who is abandoning the fears forum because they just make me angry)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Optimistic on June 11, 2006, 07:41:53 am
it's fuckin' sad how this fuckin' thread got the most fuckin' replies out of all the fuckin' threads in this fuckin' forum. 

fuckin' Justin....just fuckin' shut the fuck up.

 :o 8) ;D :D ;) :) ::)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: chris_in_georgia on June 11, 2006, 10:58:16 am
It just goes to show you where our fucking minds are, huh?

Here is a fucking horse race for you:

Fucking Horse

Fucking Horse


Who will win?? Looks like a tight fucking race.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: holden on October 10, 2007, 02:48:48 pm
JUST FUCKING HAD TO REVIVE THIS THREAD!
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: bryonut on October 10, 2007, 03:16:15 pm
FETCH!

(because we never utter the F word in Utah)

Holiness to the Lord,
bry  ;)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: thunter34 on October 10, 2007, 04:08:37 pm
FETCH!

(because we never utter the F word in Utah)

Holiness to the Lord,
bry  ;)


Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!

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Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 10, 2007, 06:05:21 pm
Now where the fuck was I when this fucking thread was started? Glad you fucking bumped it back up, Holden. With the recent fucking stress running rampant around here, I bet there are quite a few who would like to say FUCK again. And if there isn't, I'll say FUCK for you......

(It's Good to be the FUCKING Queen)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: anniebc on October 10, 2007, 06:17:13 pm
Well Queenie looks like you have out down everyone else and won 1st prize for using the "F" word more times in any one post I have ever read...the *toaster* is all yours... :D

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 10, 2007, 06:39:27 pm
Awww, well I was just trying to trying to go with the theme... :D Would've inserted more F words but didn't want to seem like I was cussing at you but can I just say one thing? Where is my fucking toaster?  :D *Yelling like Sam Kiniston*
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: scud44 on October 10, 2007, 07:49:54 pm
Here is a fcking list of uses of the F word

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the fuck....?"
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Good Job "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration "Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person "Dumbfuck!"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Condemnation "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person "Fuckstick."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Sex "Let's fuck."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Hypocrisy "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet "Shut the fuck up."
You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence "Fuckin' A."
Rage "Motherfucking fuckers!"
Impressed "That was fucking amazing."
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Bewilderment or Ignorance "Fucked if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance "For fuck's sake."
Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's fucked."
Calling someone "Oy, fuck face!"
Minors "Fucklings."
Morons "Fucktards."
Thanks "Fuck you very much."

Regards
Scuddles
(Who doesn't give a fuck!)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 10, 2007, 08:11:20 pm
I've been fucking outdone.....Awww fuck it... ;)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Jeffreyj on October 10, 2007, 08:19:48 pm
It is one of the best word on the planet. It is my favorite word, by far.
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: scud44 on October 10, 2007, 08:36:59 pm
I've been fucking outdone.....Awww fuck it... ;)

Sorry Queen

I am really sory that I beat you with the number of uses
I am just soooooo fucking sorry!!!

Regards
sorry Scuddley
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 10, 2007, 08:53:54 pm
I can pride myself on never having said that on these forums...

Hear hear.

There must be some sort of error.

Whatever.

I can imagine being on some shit lists, but whatever there too
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 10, 2007, 10:20:16 pm
*Hands the fucking toaster over to Scud*......
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Basquo on October 10, 2007, 10:31:58 pm
FETCH!

(because we never utter the F word in Utah)

Holiness to the Lord,
bry  ;)

Sweetie, you made a typo.  You typed a "T" instead of an "L"!

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: milker on October 10, 2007, 10:42:51 pm
(http://www.vilpponen.net/antti/wp-content/20050929.jpg)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: anniebc on October 10, 2007, 10:44:16 pm
Probably of no interest to anyone bit I'm going to share my little bit of trivia wether you like it or not... ;):

"The word Fuck was coined by Shakespeare in 1582 when he was writing the Comedy of Errors. Upon finishing the play he realized that he had only included sex in the plot and no death (immenent death, but not death itself.) so when Shakespeare exclaimed "Oh fuck! This is supposed to be a tragedy, but no one dies he realized his genius in discovering a new word, Shakespeare revised the Comedy of Errors to say "fuck" in place of sex. The word "Fuck" is used 1993 times in The Comedy of Errors. This is how "Fuck" came to be used in modern English".

Also the word it's self is derived from the ancient hebrew "Phaahk" meaning "to be in need of a women'...hear endeth the lesson on the word F*ck.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
(who is confined to the house today because of rain..and getting bored)
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: Basquo on October 10, 2007, 11:07:09 pm
Oh, Jan!  You’re vested in literature like me! (minored in college.)

Your telling reminds me of a story my dad told me once (once I was grown, that is) about the origins of the phrase “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

Remember the tale (and the painting) of George Washington crossing the Delaware River during the American Revolution? It wasn’t entirely successful.  The man on the front of the boat, Samuel Peters (the one in the painting with his leg stuck out forward to push the ice chunks out of the way) actually got his leg crushed and then fell overboard before the crossing was completed.

Once the company made landfall (which was in the dark, contrary to the artist’s rendering) the first lighted habitat they came to happened to be a house of prostitution.  When General Washington knocked on the door to ask for shelter and reconstitution, the lady of the house could hardly believe her luck in this hard time of war.  She asked Washington, “How many are you?”

He answered her, “We are thirty-two men without Peters,” to which she replied:

“You’ve got to be shitting me!”
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: anniebc on October 11, 2007, 01:54:32 am
 :D :D...thanks for the story Basquo, that cheered me up on a cold wet day here in NZ...just what I needed....but of course I don't believe a word of it... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: The potty mouth thread!
Post by: scud44 on October 11, 2007, 04:09:17 am
It sounds like another fun filled day in the "shakey isles"!


Scuddles