Author Topic: I think I have a date-like thing tonight. How novel. (Read 9792 times)

aupointillimite · « **on:** March 09, 2007, 09:19:17 pm »

So, this evening, I had a hankering to go out and buy a movie and a CD.

I had settled on The Wicker Man. The original one... don't ever speak to me of that wretched remake that was shat out of Neil Labute's ass.... I love The Wicker Man.

Lo and behold... they had it at Plan 9 (Richmond's only decent record and movie store) for the first time since I've been going there, so I snatched it up along with a Bebel Gilberto CD. Benj loves the bossa nova in addition to the British cult horror films.

On the way home, I called my new friend Dylan... we hung out last night with my friend Mike (the one who tried to kill himself) and immediately bonded over discussing Bergman films. Very few people around here are into cinema the way we are, so it was wonderful to be able to talk of such things... needless to say, we got along beautifully.

I was walking down the street, singing the song from the opening credits of The Wicker Man to myself, when I decided to call Dylan to see if maybe he'd like to watch it with me. He got very, very excited and said that as soon as he was done with work, he'd come by with some PBR to watch it with me.

So, I think that's some sort of date-ish thing. Weird. In a good way.

Oh, and any fag who gets excited to watch The Wicker Man and brings PBR over without me having to ask is marriage material.

Oh yes.

tigger2376 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:22:23 pm »

now just play nicely, and be a very good boy!
Enjoy!
And I'll be waiting for the invite to the nuptuals

aupointillimite · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:24:44 pm »

Quote from: tigger2376 on March 09, 2007, 09:22:23 pm

now just play nicely, and be a very good boy!
Enjoy!
And I'll be waiting for the invite to the nuptuals

I can tell I like him because I'm not suffused with lust for him. I mean, he's hot... but not like, "Put out or get out" hot. It's more like, "Bring your beer over and let's talk about the Nouvelle Vague and then we can make out on the couch and hold off on having sex for a of couple weeks" hot.

This makes sense to me, by the way.

Dachshund · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:29:29 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 09, 2007, 09:24:44 pm

I can tell I like him because I'm not suffused with lust for him. I mean, he's hot... but not like, "Put out or get out" hot. It's more like, "Bring your beer over and let's talk about the Nouvelle Vague and then we can make out on the couch and hold off on having sex for a of couple weeks" hot.

This makes sense to me, by the way.

Who you kiddin? You know you already did him...your underoos were off before you hit play.

I'm jealous...now what's a date again?

koi1 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:30:49 pm »

How sweet,

I hope you guys have a great time.

rob

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:32:27 pm »

Wait just 2 weeks? Man, I usually wait longer than that before I give up the booty...

koi1 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:44:38 pm »

I say he should sample the goods, in case he wants to return the merchandise. But maybe the other poster is right, he already swallowed the canary.

rob

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:47:30 pm »

2 weeks? Bugger that. Matty the Damned isn't damned for nothing. He drops trou and puts out whenever he can. But he also understands those who go for the romance thing.

Good luck Baby-Benj.

MtD

koi1 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:50:54 pm »

AAhh, le romance, I miss it.

rob

aupointillimite · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:53:29 pm »

Quote from: koi1 on March 09, 2007, 09:50:54 pm

AAhh, le romance, I miss it.

rob

Me too. Le sigh.

I suppose that's why I'm going to try to behave myself. At least as much as possible.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:14:17 am »

Yes, romance....*sighs*...In this day and age it is almost extinct. Now all everyone cares about is money...

Makes a mental note to get a chastity belt with spikes for Matty....

Benj, You gave me the impression that you were quite romantic even when intoxicated....

Hmm, thinks maybe we should get something started on here to see how long you can go without giving in to you horn doggish side.. Any takers? You can get in on this too...

aupointillimite · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:49:34 am »

Wow.

A nice but anticlimactic time was had by all. We shall be doing this again on Sunday.

He's so cute.

Tee hee!

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:58:39 am »

Ok, good..A repeat date, what is lined up for this one? Don't tease us....

Ihavehope · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:26:32 am »

how cute..

bear60 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:41:15 am »

Gee Benj
That sounds very romantic......so we get more details?

koi1 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:54:03 am »

Details, details, details!!

Hope Sunday is more eventful. Gonna go to church together? You can make out on the pews.

rob

budndallastx · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:17:13 am »

Quote

Gonna go to church together?

It sounds as if they did anything requiring them to attend church to seek "forgiveness" !

Keeping fingers crossed!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:00:03 pm »

Quote from: koi1 on March 10, 2007, 10:54:03 am

Details, details, details!!

Hope Sunday is more eventful. Gonna go to church together? You can make out on the pews.

rob

Ha ha ha ha!

As much as it would be to make out in the cathedral, I don't do that whole church thing. I do that whole Yale thing.

Somebody get it. Please.

But no, I had a very nice time. We got slightly buzzed off of PBR (there is still a prodigious quantity in my fridge), watched "The Wicker Man," sang along during the last amazing scene (seriously, I've seen it about 50 times, and it still creeps me out), talked a bit more... then he had to leave, so there was a nice European peck on the cheek goodbye. And we texted afterwards agreeing to try to do the same thing on Sunday.

But there's a certain cuteness to the way we're interacting that would probably make me vomit if I wasn't involved.

He's never seen Breathless. I want him to see it.

"New York Herald Tribune!"

Poor kid hasn't seen anything with Jean Seberg... I need to rectify this.

Longislander · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:06:18 pm »

I detect a little excitement about this Benj~ a good thing.

Have fun Sunday

aupointillimite · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:26:55 pm »

I am a little excited.

It's nice.

Summer is a-comin’ in,
Loudly sing cuckoo;
Groweth seed and bloweth mead
And springeth wood anew
Sing cuckoo.
Ewe now bleateth after lamb,
Low’th after calf the cow.
Bullock starteth, buck now verteth,
Merry sing cuckoo,
Cuckoo, cuckoo,
Well now sing thou cuckoo,
Nor cease thou never nu.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:15:16 pm »

Makes a mental note to get a chastity belt with spikes for Matty....

Queenie, Matty the Damned is way ahead of you.

MtD

koi1 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:00:24 pm »

Breathless with Richard Queer and Valery Kapriski?

Loved it!

Rob

aupointillimite · « **Reply #22 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:08:18 pm »

Quote from: koi1 on March 10, 2007, 10:00:24 pm

Breathless with Richard Queer and Valery Kapriski?

Loved it!

Rob

That was the remake... which I haven't seen... and was unaware of its existence until now. Hmm...

I'm talking about the original. "A bout de souffle." With Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jean Seberg! See that one! It's a nummy treat!

jkinatl2 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:58:27 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 10, 2007, 06:15:16 pm

Makes a mental note to get a chastity belt with spikes for Matty....

Queenie, Matty the Damned is way ahead of you.

MtD

Spikes on the outside, Matty. Don't make th emistake I did.

jyngfilm · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:14:12 pm »

on dating, >"i'm dating an older guy, he asked if i'd like to meet his parents, i said sure. he took me to the cemetery" j.rivers

as you get older the pickings get slimer...but the people dont.

i'm a practicing heterosexual, but bisexuality immediatley doubles your chances. woody allen

~ps its sunday.? so?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:18:23 pm »

So Benji,

Did you exercise puritan restraint or did you allow your inner slut take control and let this fella bum you?

MtD

aupointillimite · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:19:58 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 11, 2007, 06:18:23 pm

So Benji,

Did you exercise puritan restraint or did you allow your inner slut take control and let this fella bum you?

MtD

I exercised restraint that would make my puritan ancestors proud.

Seriously...the whole time I was like. "I want to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it." And I wasn't drunk enough for the "oops, sorry I grabbed you there" bit.

He's coming over tonight for more movie watchings and beer drinkings so I think I'm doing something right.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:32:01 pm »

I exercised restraint that would make my puritan ancestors proud.

Seriously...the whole time I was like. "I want to touch it. I want to touch it. I want to touch it." And I wasn't drunk enough for the "oops, sorry I grabbed you there" bit.

He's coming over tonight for more movie watchings and beer drinkings so I think I'm doing something right.

Awww. It does the heart good to know that Wenchy Benj can be a romantic too.

Good luck, baby.

MtD

Basquo · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2007, 06:55:53 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 10, 2007, 10:08:18 pm

That was the remake... which I haven't seen... and was unaware of its existence until now. Hmm...

I'm talking about the original. "A bout de souffle." With Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jean Seberg! See that one! It's a nummy treat!

It features X's cover of "Breathless" by Jerry Lee Lewis...one of my hands-down all-time favorite songs!

milker · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:45:14 pm »

Ha I like that you'll have the beer that time, coz we want the juicy details, "i wanna touch it i wanna touch it" sounds like Ann Coulter getting high on air.

Ooops I said "Ann Coulter"

Spank me

Longislander · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:48:37 pm »

Benj, you're logged on and it's 9:48?

Date over?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:51:11 pm »

Quote from: Longislander on March 11, 2007, 09:48:37 pm

Benj, you're logged on and it's 9:48?

Date over?

At work until 11.

I do my thang at the witching hour.

Longislander · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2007, 09:56:52 pm »

ahhhh

aupointillimite · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:40:18 am »

Well, I don't think he's all that into me. Not in that way anyway.

Had a lovely time... we both played the bassoon in high school... had fun reminiscing about that.

I really like hanging out with him... but I think I have a new friend, and nothing more. Which really is wonderful, in its own way... but I don't think it's going to go anywhere romantically. Meh.

To make sure, I am now engaging in the YCCMATHONT plan. The You Can Call My Ass To Hang Out Next Time plan.

I expect this to go nowhere... but it's always nice to make new friends.

God bless the child who's got his own, right?

Dachshund · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:44:12 am »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 12, 2007, 03:40:18 am

Well, I don't think he's all that into me. Not in that way anyway.

Had a lovely time... we both played the bassoon in high school... had fun reminiscing about that.

I really like hanging out with him... but I think I have a new friend, and nothing more. Which really is wonderful, in its own way... but I don't think it's going to go anywhere romantically. Meh.

To make sure, I am now engaging in the YCCMATHONT plan. The You Can Call My Ass To Hang Out Next Time plan.

I expect this to go nowhere... but it's always nice to make new friends.

God bless the child who's got his own, right?

Is he crazy? Did you show him the goods? How in God's name would he, or could he, pass on a classy little ex-bassoon playin', cat lovin, tape facin', beer drinkin' homo like you. It is his major loss. Show him what he is going to miss...go all homo-girl c-r-a-z-y on his ass. Doesn't that guy know you are easy?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:46:17 am »

As usual it takes a pervert from Memphis to show us the way. Benji-Boi it's time to drop trou and present peeny methinks.

Failing that the judicious combination of chloroform, a clean rag and a secure room present an effective option.

MtD
(Who finds all this just good friends shit to be Most Ungay)

Dachshund · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:02:44 am »

Who finds all this just good friends shit to be Most Ungay

Exactly, you won't snare that dude acting all heterosexual. We all know that no homosexual relationship was ever founded on friendship. Now get out there and use those luscious lips of yours for something other that blowing a bassoon. Remember, there has never been a good gay relationship consummated without a fist fight.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:30:13 pm »

Ha ha ha!

You guys are effin' hilarious!

I don't know... he's really cool, and we had a good time... but there's potentially one or many things at play here.

1) He was sober.
2) That whole HIV thing.
3) He's sick with something sniffly.
4) He's not that into me.
5) It wasn't the right time.

It's very odd.

He's easy, too... dammit! We also had a lengthy discussion about the size of one of my exes' dick. Because it was ginormous. He asked me why I dated this kid for so long, and I said that in that particular case, the cock eclipsed the crazy extremely well. He agreed saying that he'd had his own little taste... I'm not exactly dealing with a saint here. Hmm.

I need to get him drunk.

Yes.

Booze would alleviate this situation.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:17:36 pm »

He's easy, too... dammit! We also had a lengthy discussion about the size of one of my exes' dick. Because it was ginormous. He asked me why I dated this kid for so long, and I said that in that particular case, the cock eclipsed the crazy extremely well. He agreed saying that he'd had his own little taste... I'm not exactly dealing with a saint here. Hmm.

I need to get him drunk.

Yes.

Booze would alleviate this situation.

Much faggier dear. Atta girl. Try wiping the succulent little man morsel out with absinthe. Tres Oscar, you know.

MtD

aupointillimite · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:23:19 pm »

Thank you, Matty!

I never say die.

And by "say die" I mean "think that sobriety is ever going to get me anywhere in this life."

I wish I had some absinthe... but I drank it.

Ask Buckyball about what happened that time I combined absinthe, a classy New York party thing, and an open flame.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:33:57 pm »

Ask Buckyball about what happened that time I combined absinthe, a classy New York party thing, and an open flame.

Matty the Damned has a fair idea. He once observed the disaster that was a twink allowed to play with rakia (Croation moonshine), a cigarette lighter and a less than judiciously located bottle of amyl.

Firemen are really cute.

MtD

aupointillimite · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:44:26 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 12, 2007, 03:33:57 pm

Matty the Damned has a fair idea. He once observed the disaster that was a twink allowed to play with rakia (Croation moonshine), a cigarette lighter and a less than judiciously located bottle of amyl.

No fireman alas... but a bunch of bemused electroclash kids and a ruined haircut was the end result.

Plus a side trip to somewhere in Brooklyn which involved a slurry me babbling about pretty lights.

We learned never to let the guy who's been drinking 140 proof absinthe to decide what stop to get off at while on the subway.

A very applicable maxim.

Dachshund · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:04:51 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 12, 2007, 02:30:13 pm

Ha ha ha!

You guys are effin' hilarious!

I don't know... he's really cool, and we had a good time... but there's potentially one or many things at play here.

1) He was sober.
2) That whole HIV thing.
3) He's sick with something sniffly.
4) He's not that into me.
5) It wasn't the right time.

It's very odd.

He's easy, too... dammit! We also had a lengthy discussion about the size of one of my exes' dick. Because it was ginormous. He asked me why I dated this kid for so long, and I said that in that particular case, the cock eclipsed the crazy extremely well. He agreed saying that he'd had his own little taste... I'm not exactly dealing with a saint here. Hmm.

I need to get him drunk.

Yes.

Booze would alleviate this situation.

Uh-oh...how many bottoms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:06:14 pm »

Uh-oh...how many bottoms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all screw in the toilet out the back.

MtD
(Who is a comic genius)

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