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Title: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 17, 2010, 06:37:41 pm
I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.  Hand jobs and sex toys aren't cutting it.  I find my mind wandering to sex.  I get erections all the time.  I masturbate like 5-10X a day, and i still can't stop thinking about sex.  My eyes wander to coworkers, the landscapers at work, random strangers.  Its becoming a distraction.  Does anyone have any suggestions to deal with a horrific case of the hornies?

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Cliff on July 17, 2010, 06:43:50 pm
Get laid.
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Post by: wtfimpoz on July 17, 2010, 06:50:55 pm
suggestions that don't involve sex?  Or chemical castration?
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Post by: Rev. Moon on July 17, 2010, 06:51:03 pm
Pay a visit to your local bath-house.
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Post by: GSOgymrat on July 17, 2010, 06:51:49 pm
Five weeks without sex...

why I have no idea what that is like. ::)
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Post by: BlueMoon on July 17, 2010, 08:08:44 pm
I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.  


That's, um . . . tragic, I guess?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 17, 2010, 08:27:34 pm
That's, um . . . tragic, I guess?


Its really more of a reflection on what a ridiculous slut I've been.  I'm serious though when I'm asking for ideas in helping the problem.  Cold showers?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 17, 2010, 08:39:14 pm
The only real and lasting solution to being horny is getting laid. Sorry, but that's just how it is. I guess you're fucked - or should be. ;D
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: HippieLady on July 17, 2010, 08:42:13 pm
Wear a rubber band around your wrist and snap yourself when you get a naughty thought.  The harder you snap yourself the quicker you'll train your brain to think outta the gutter.

I don't know if this works from personal experience, but when the Morman missionaries used to come to my house back in the day one of them did that to keep the naughty thoughts away.  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 17, 2010, 09:19:56 pm
Hi wtf,

an old fuck bud would work  ;)

max
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 18, 2010, 12:31:08 am



    Do you live near any farms?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 18, 2010, 01:09:03 am
I have cats, why?
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Post by: tednlou2 on July 18, 2010, 02:07:05 am
Ya gotta get ya some.  I wish my sex drive was about a quarter of what you describe.  I can't imagine jerking it 10 times a day.  Wow!  It is tenderized. 
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Post by: MitchMiller on July 18, 2010, 03:58:54 am
Antidepressents + propecia.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 18, 2010, 09:03:45 am


    Do you live near any farms?

 ;D
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 18, 2010, 09:28:58 am
Do you live near any farms?

I have cats, why?

No no no, he's talking larger animals, like sheep.

There's an old joke here where I live....

What do you call a sheep tied to a fence?

Leisure center.

:D
Title: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
Post by: eric48 on July 18, 2010, 09:53:08 am
Before the testing could be as demanding as 2-3 times

after testing I was like you : I masturbated like 5-10X a day; also my sperm had somehow changes in texture and appearance (more white, more foam-like)

starting meds cooled me down a lot ! (a bit of stomach upset at the beginning did help too!!!)

I'm getting back to normal, I'm still a bit tired with the whole thing and therefore I kind of stay home...

Handshake

Eric
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: leatherman on July 18, 2010, 10:42:24 am
I find my mind wandering to sex.  I get erections all the time.
nothing wrong with that. I'm 48, think about sex a lot and usually masturbate several times a day.
(though 10x a day actually sounds a bit painful :D to be honest, it also sounds a little disingenuous. Ten times a day means you're beating off approx every hour and a half.)

I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.
I used to have actual sex much more frequently and just went through my longest spell without sex (about 2 yrs). But that was because of some extraordinary issues. During that time my partner got terribly ill (his sex drive dried up about 6 months before we realized how ill he was), he was hospitalized and then passed away. Of course, I spent a lot of time after that not having sex as I was dealing with depression and working hard on putting my life back together (not to mention my sex partner was now gone). Living at my mom's house now, I've been having sex again; but in other places and certainly not here. ::) ;D

I masturbate like 5-10X a day, and i still can't stop thinking about sex.  My eyes wander to coworkers, the landscapers at work, random strangers.
But now to the actual matter at hand, so to speak. :D I mentioned earlier that 10x a day sounds like quite a bit and equals masturbating nearly every hour and a half. Are you taking time out of your work day then to whack off? Perhaps you should ask your boss for more duties, so you don't waste company time while you're in the john beating off in the stalls. Back home then you could spend more time helping your parents with odd-jobs around the house. In general what I'm suggesting, since you asked for suggestions to help you in this situation, is that you should get rid of that idle time (and excess stamina) doing something constructive to keep your hands, and mind, busy on something else rather than playing with yourself. ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 18, 2010, 10:57:56 am
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.
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Post by: next2u on July 18, 2010, 12:05:44 pm
fulfill your fantasies. sounds like you've been given a hormonal godsend :)
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Post by: Hellraiser on July 18, 2010, 12:18:44 pm
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.

Once in junior high and I haven't come anywhere near to that since then.  On a daily basis however is a totally different story.  I too don't believe that, but there are a lot of things I don't believe on here.

And Ann, I was going to quote both of those and say "Do you feel a draft over your head?"  but the site was acting funny and I was tired so I let it go.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: bmancanfly on July 18, 2010, 12:38:59 pm
When I'm hungry I eat.  When I'm thirsty I drink.  When I'm horny I have sex. 

Did I miss it,  or is there a reason you're not having sex?

One of the many advantages of being gay is that sex is always readily available.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 18, 2010, 12:40:49 pm
My advice is this:  If you're a top, find a nice ass and fuck your brains out.  If you're a bottom, find a guy with a nice cock and fuck your brains out.  Be safe of course!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 18, 2010, 12:56:15 pm
And Ann, I was going to quote both of those and say "Do you feel a draft over your head?"  but the site was acting funny and I was tired so I let it go.

Do you feel a bat over your head? ;D
Title: Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 18, 2010, 04:50:19 pm
I masturbated like 5-10X a day;
nothing wrong with that. I'm 48, think about sex a lot and usually masturbate several times a day.


Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.
Title: Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
Post by: Hellraiser on July 18, 2010, 04:54:17 pm
Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.

I could help you out.
Title: Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
Post by: leatherman on July 18, 2010, 05:32:53 pm
Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.
well come on and get with the program. ;) :D
I have good oral hygiene too and still have time ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 18, 2010, 05:35:57 pm
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.

This thread inspired me. I tried to break whatthefawk's record. Got bored by the third time so I went jogging instead.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 18, 2010, 05:56:08 pm
This thread inspired me. I tried to break whatthefawk's record. Got bored by the third time so I went jogging instead.

The sniff test I mentioned... well, I'd really hate to drudge up "that" web site on here again.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 18, 2010, 06:23:00 pm
The sniff test I mentioned... well, I'd really hate to drudge up "that" web site on here again.  But if you insist! (http://www.gay-shit.com/gif/gayshitflyer.gif)...

I'm disappointed in you Philicia. I thought you'd have the wontons to inline that pic.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: jay195 on July 18, 2010, 06:26:25 pm
Don't you have other things to do apart from think about shagging.

Wow , you sure must have a lot of time on your hands.

How boring.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 18, 2010, 06:38:25 pm
Don't you have other things to do apart from think about shagging.

Wow , you sure must have a lot of time on your hands.

How boring.

I assume you're referring to the OP or Philicia.

I don't spend all my time thinking about shagging. I also think about revenge.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: decayingsinner on July 18, 2010, 09:02:05 pm
trust me... i feel the same way.. and I have a boyrfriend that can fuck like crazy. I still can't get enough.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 18, 2010, 09:06:15 pm
I'm disappointed in you Philicia. I thought you'd have the wontons to inline that pic.

And of course he would have been.... er..... shit-canned if he had. :)
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Post by: peteb on July 18, 2010, 11:25:05 pm
use a cantalope microwave 30 second  damn thats hot
not that I would know :)
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Post by: max123 on July 19, 2010, 01:05:37 am
use a cantalope microwave 30 second  damn thats hot
not that I would know :)

seedless?
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Post by: wtfimpoz on July 19, 2010, 01:09:18 am
Problem with microwaves, they cook things unpredictably.  I can imagine it seeming "body temperature" at one end of the fruit, only to find out its boiling at another.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 19, 2010, 10:24:53 am
seedless?

Only before.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 19, 2010, 10:48:25 am
  Does anyone have any suggestions to deal with a horrific case of the hornies?


Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

Your welcome.

-Will
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 10:54:19 am
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.


And what if he turns out to be butt ugly? Last week you decided to marry greasy Jesus; this week you're offering sex therapy to strangers. My my my, your standards are dropping, wumpie.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 19, 2010, 11:08:30 am
And what if he turns out to be butt ugly? Last week you decided to marry greasy Jesus; this week you're offering sex therapy to strangers. My my my, your standards are dropping, wumpie.

The word "All comers" comes to mind.
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Post by: WillyWump on July 19, 2010, 11:16:00 am
The word "All comers" comes to mind.

...this from Truck Stop Suzy.

-Will
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Post by: Hellraiser on July 19, 2010, 11:17:05 am
...this from Truck Stop Suzy.

-Will

I prefer Susan thank you
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 19, 2010, 11:27:08 am
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

Your welcome.

-Will


LMFAO thanks for hte offer.  I know it was a joke, but in a weird way it really does make me feel better. :)
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Post by: max123 on July 19, 2010, 01:02:17 pm
Only before.

lmao...girl, you are a clever one!  ;D
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Post by: max123 on July 19, 2010, 01:05:49 pm
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

-Will


i dunno, will. those guns are mighty appealing but rumor has it that your pussy bites  ;)

how is lil mattie btw?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 19, 2010, 02:30:53 pm
Yes, tis true, my pussy bites but I'm in intensive training with it to break it of the nasty habit.  ;D

And yes little Matty is settling down quite well (unlike our her namesake here on the Forums). But just like her namesake my Matty likes to suck on ears.

-Will
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 19, 2010, 03:49:05 pm
Yes, tis true, my pussy bites but I'm in intensive training with it to break it of the nasty habit.  ;D

ROFLMAO  ;D

well, i'm glad to hear that your capacity as 'pussy whisperer' is effective...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 04:13:13 pm

well, i'm glad to hear that your capacity as 'pussy whisperer' is effective...

Whutdafuk,

Now there's your solution. I'm sure that all this talk about pussy will make the hornies go away. 
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Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 05:20:16 pm
Whutdafuk,

Now there's your solution. I'm sure that all this talk about pussy will make the hornies go away. 

Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 05:26:49 pm
Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?

Yes. Yes I am.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 05:28:48 pm
Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?

::vomits::
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 19, 2010, 06:28:09 pm
Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?

Skeebo do you really want us to pull out the disgusting gay sex guns?  Do you really want to lose this game?!  Hell Philicia posted a picture of a guy covered in crap.  That's just a warmup.
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Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 19, 2010, 06:33:58 pm
Hey skeebo, did you get some 'stinky finger' too?  I have to wait till Friday evening before I get laid.  Getting back into the social scene again and it sure feels good. 
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Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 07:30:06 pm
Skeebo do you really want us to pull out the disgusting gay sex guns?  Do you really want to lose this game?!  Hell Philicia posted a picture of a guy covered in crap.  That's just a warmup.

Trey, I've watched 2 girls and 1 cup.... while eating a big bowl of greasy chickenwings, nothing.

Hey skeebo, did you get some 'stinky finger' too?  I have to wait till Friday evening before I get laid.  Getting back into the social scene again and it sure feels good. 

The last time I got "stinky finger" was at the age of 14 with a Cuban girl named Mimi, who happens to be one of my best friends.  I think stinky finger backfired and made us like blood brother and sister.  You do work fast though grasshopper, didn't you just meet this gal last week?  Good luck with it and may the force be with you.
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Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 07:40:12 pm
Trey, I've watched 2 girls and 1 cup.... while eating a big bowl of greasy chickenwings, nothing.

The last time I got "stinky finger" was at the age of 14 with a Cuban girl named Mimi, who happens to be one of my best friends.  I think stinky finger backfired and made us like blood brother and sister.  You do work fast though grasshopper, didn't you just meet this gal last week?  Good luck with it and may the force be with you.

Don't push us into a championship gross out, Skeets. You know we can fuck you up.  ;)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 07:42:22 pm
Don't push us into a championship gross out, Skeets. You know we can fuck you up.  ;)

Yup... Tom, it is (at least) three of us against ya.  Not many skraits around here to support you.
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Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 19, 2010, 07:49:05 pm
Reading skeebo's post served one purpose for me..... re-confirmed that I am gay, as I felt my gag reflex activating and it wasn't in a good way.... (how do straight people do it?  Yuck Yuck Yuck)   LOL
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Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 19, 2010, 07:51:58 pm
I dont believe in waisting too much time skeebo.  In the gay world a week is the same as a month for heteros.  (or to put a spin on Carrie Prejean's aka Miss California's phrase.. for 'opposite' relationships)  
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Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 08:29:20 pm
I dont believe in waisting too much time skeebo.  In the gay world a week is the same as a month for heteros.  (or to put a spin on Carrie Prejean's aka Miss California's phrase.. for 'opposite' relationships)  

I'm sorry, I had you confused with another new forum member.  For the record though, I've never waited a month..

Reading skeebo's post served one purpose for me..... re-confirmed that I am gay, as I felt my gag reflex activating and it wasn't in a good way.... (how do straight people do it?  Yuck Yuck Yuck)   LOL

I don't know, hearing you guys talk about sex doesn't gross me out one bit.  And keep in mind I share the same transmission route many here have enjoyed.  You guys lose, I'm immune to it all... well sorta, ya know.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 19, 2010, 08:33:38 pm
And keep in mind I share the same transmission route many here have enjoyed.

Like you only did that one time.
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Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 08:35:18 pm
I don't know, hearing you guys talk about sex doesn't gross me out one bit.  And keep in mind I share the same transmission route many here have enjoyed.  You guys lose, I'm immune to it all... well sorta, ya know.

Who said we were talking about sex?

(And yes dear we know that, from time to time, you help us out when we're busy.)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 08:36:47 pm
Like you only did that one time.

Color me baffled and confused.  I thought it was from a prozzie behind a 7-11 (or something like that).  
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 08:44:39 pm
Like you only did that one time.


Yep... some know the details, you're just not one of them.  He was a police occifer!!
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Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 08:47:40 pm
Color me baffled and confused.  I thought it was from a prozzie behind a 7-11 (or something like that).  

LMAO that was a fictional character made for my own amusement on Dabody during late night bouts of anxiety in my early days.....  I never forgave them for not replying to my Am I Infected post.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 08:50:29 pm
He was a police occifer!!

Well, I know you tried dick in a previous life, but didn't know that it was pork.  Were you trying to get out of a speeding ticket?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 09:09:58 pm
Well, I know you tried dick in a previous life, but didn't know that it was pork.  Were you trying to get out of a speeding ticket?

Nope, was curious.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 19, 2010, 09:16:58 pm

Yep... some know the details, you're just not one of them.  He was a police occifer!!

orly (http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/hairy-man-gross.jpg)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 09:28:25 pm
orly (http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/hairy-man-gross.jpg)

 hot!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 19, 2010, 09:29:23 pm
hot!

I thew up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 19, 2010, 09:31:52 pm
::wins thread::
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 19, 2010, 09:34:07 pm
That guy needs luma tweeze  http://www.bestofasseenontv.com/lumatweze/lumatweeze.html
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 09:37:45 pm
::wins thread::

You wanna bet on that?

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 19, 2010, 09:40:43 pm
You wanna bet on that?

MtD

I know your needle dicked self won't get this, but it's about being first, not grossest.  Have some self respect for once.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 09:43:49 pm
I know your needle dicked self won't get this, but it's about being first, not grossest.  Have some self respect for once.

You know, it's funny you mention needle-dicked. :)

Seriously do not click this link, totally NSFW. (http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c3/Penor4.jpg)

And it's always about the grossest, Miss P. Just because you finish first in bed as well as online don't make you da winna.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 19, 2010, 09:50:27 pm
You know, it's funny you mention needle-dicked. :)

Seriously do not click this link, totally NSFW. (http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c3/Penor4.jpg)
MtD

ahh man, that's all kinds of fucked up lolz
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 19, 2010, 09:52:15 pm
orly (http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/funpics24/hairy-man-gross.jpg)

The only thing good about that link was that they pixelled out his hairy bung-hole. Thank you JESUS

-Dubyah

PS- aint gonna even think about clicking on MAttys link, Ive learned my lesson...jsut aint gonna do it.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 19, 2010, 09:53:46 pm
You know, it's funny you mention needle-dicked. :)

Seriously do not click this link, totally NSFW. (http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c3/Penor4.jpg)

And it's always about the grossest, Miss P. Just because you finish first in bed as well as online don't make you da winna.

MtD

racist anti-Semitic jokes aren't going to go over well here
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 09:54:11 pm
The only thing good about that link was that they pixelled out his hairy bung-hole. Thank you JESUS

-Dubyah

PS- aint gonna even think about clicking on MAttys link, Ive learned my lesson...jsut aint gonna do it.


You're a wise, wise woman Wumpy. :)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 09:55:30 pm
Seriously do not click this link, totally NSFW.

And it's always about the grossest, Miss P. Just because you finish first in bed as well as online don't make you da winna.

::Faints::

I know you will probably disown me for this Matty, but I prefer Philicia's.  That necrocock picture was not funny (very ugly, but not amusing).

Whutdafuk, click on Matty's link to find out what's gon' happen if you keep jerking off twelve times a day.  To quote a certain Ms. Jackson: "Your coochie's gon' swell and fall apart."

Edited cuz the devil made me do it
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 19, 2010, 09:55:58 pm
Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?

Ick. Back when I ran amongst the bearded clams I remember always getting that stinky on my pinky and nothing could get rid of it, it would linger for days, gasoline wouldnt even get rid of it. At least now with poop it just washes off.

-Will
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 19, 2010, 09:56:54 pm
You're a wise, wise woman Wumpy. :)

MtD
I, on the other hand, am not smarter than a 5th grader and clicked on the link --- I may not sleep well tonight.  -- on the positive side, it took my mind off my sore tooth.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 09:58:51 pm
::Faints::

I know you will probably disown me for this Matty, but I prefer Philicia's.  That necrocock picture was not funny (very ugly, but not amusing).

Whutdafuk, click on Matty's link to find out what's gon' happen if you keep jerking off twelve times a day.  To quote a certain Ms. Jackson: "Your coochie's gon' swell and fall apart."

Honey I always favour revolting over funneh. Remember this was a gross out not a laugh in.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 19, 2010, 10:06:36 pm
Remember this was a gross out not a laugh in.

Tru dat.  Then you get to keep your crown.  

Just for you, here's a complement to your lovely pikchah (NSFW):

Link removed by the Rev. to preserve the good morals of our forums.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 10:08:51 pm
Tru dat.  Then you get to keep your crown.  

Just for you, here's a complement to your lovely pikchah (NSFW):


Consider me outgrossed. :)

For now.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 19, 2010, 11:51:35 pm
Maybe it's some sort of shell shock but after clicking matty and the kind reverend's links I can't tell what the hell I'm looking at.  Reverend's looks like some sort of crotch rot, but I didn't linger to try to figure it out.  Actually, just don't bother explaining I'm probably better off this way.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 19, 2010, 11:57:51 pm
Maybe it's some sort of shell shock but after clicking matty and the kind reverend's links I can't tell what the hell I'm looking at.  Reverend's looks like some sort of crotch rot, but I didn't linger to try to figure it out.  Actually, just don't bother explaining I'm probably better off this way.

Don't you worry your pretty little bonce about it, child. Just go back to judging those who don't meet your Almighty Standards of HIV Disclosure. :)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 20, 2010, 12:00:13 am
Don't you worry your pretty little bonce about it, child. Just go back to judging those who don't meet your Almighty Standards of HIV Disclosure. :)

MtD

Can anyone find my eyes I think they just rolled clear out of my head.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Queen Tokelove on July 20, 2010, 12:34:31 am
LMFAO.....All I can say is you guys are some nasty mofos for sure but I enjoy a good laugh. You make me miss all my gay friends back home.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 20, 2010, 12:46:02 am
Can anyone find my eyes I think they just rolled clear out of my head.

I'm sure I've got a spare pair of disembodied eyeballs somewhere if you can't find yours babe.

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: bryan21 on July 20, 2010, 02:55:09 am
wow!..
well you would thank that because you got HIV/AIDS from having sex
the thought of sex alone would scare the hell out of you!!
i know this is how i feel i havent had sex in like over 6 mths and i still have no urge to go have sex
the thought of it just makes me think oh HIV/AIDS.
so i would say look up pics of ppl dying of HIV/AIDS and that just might make that
annoying thing go away 8)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: jkinatl2 on July 20, 2010, 05:10:05 am
Excellent advice, Brayn21. Never have sex again. Think of the people dying of HIV. Maybe the best possible advice would be suicide?

That might make one annoying thing go away, at the very least.

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 20, 2010, 09:35:12 am
wow!..
well you would thank that because you got HIV/AIDS from having sex
the thought of sex alone would scare the hell out of you!!
i know this is how i feel i havent had sex in like over 6 mths and i still have no urge to go have sex
the thought of it just makes me think oh HIV/AIDS.
so i would say look up pics of ppl dying of HIV/AIDS and that just might make that
annoying thing go away 8)


Alright so I realize this is coming from a place where you have an interest in helping, but this is not helping anyone.  If you have sex with condoms you won't infect anyone.  Sex is not the culprit here if anything unprotected sex is.  Demonizing sex because you caught a disease from it is foolish, but I think everyone withdraws a bit after getting infected and not having sex for a while after diagnosis might not be such a bad thing.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 20, 2010, 10:50:41 am
wow!..
well you would thank that because you got HIV/AIDS from having sex
the thought of sex alone would scare the hell out of you!!
i know this is how i feel i havent had sex in like over 6 mths and i still have no urge to go have sex
the thought of it just makes me think oh HIV/AIDS.
so i would say look up pics of ppl dying of HIV/AIDS and that just might make that
annoying thing go away 8)


Perhaps you should start your own thread discussing your feelings on the matter.  You might find many here went through the same exact emotions you are going through now, so please for your benefit discuss it.

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 20, 2010, 12:18:26 pm
Seriously do not click this link, totally NSFW. (http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c3/Penor4.jpg)

You guys realise that's just a mushroom, don't you?

Now if you wanna talk gross, check out this (http://www.bunkermulligan.net/images/genital-warts-female.jpg) and this (http://www.healthy-skin-guide.com/images/anal_warts.jpg) and hey! don't forget to click on this one (http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll1/xtinac78/genital_warts_01.jpg)!

Of course they're NSFW. Duh.

Still horny, WTF? heh
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 20, 2010, 12:40:22 pm
You guys realise that's just a mushroom, don't you?

Now if you wanna talk gross, check out this (http://www.bunkermulligan.net/images/genital-warts-female.jpg) and this (http://www.healthy-skin-guide.com/images/anal_warts.jpg) and hey! don't forget to click on this one (http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll1/xtinac78/genital_warts_01.jpg)!

Of course they're NSFW. Duh.

Still horny, WTF? heh

I thought Mr. Horn frowns upon links to genitalia.  I hope you don't get banned, gurrrrrrrl.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 20, 2010, 12:49:03 pm
I thought Mr. Horn frowns upon links to genitalia.  I hope you don't get banned, gurrrrrrrl.

I bet you two necrococks that Tim is actually laughing at our nasty pikchahs.

And I took my link down in fear of being reprimanded.  Silly kittens.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 20, 2010, 01:06:36 pm
I thought Mr. Horn frowns upon links to genitalia.  I hope you don't get banned, gurrrrrrrl.

As far as I'm aware, the ban on genitalia is limited to attachments (moot point now) or inline photos. :P
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 20, 2010, 01:11:37 pm
OK so getting back to the being so horny issue.  Has any of this feedback satisfied the OP?  Maybe a good ole Wet Dream does happen after the age of 25.  LOL  Other than that.... you gotta get some release dude! 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: bryan21 on July 20, 2010, 07:53:44 pm
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: john33 on July 20, 2010, 08:06:54 pm
Bryan,
we're still people!!!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 20, 2010, 08:08:16 pm
Punk'd. :)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 20, 2010, 08:09:14 pm
Being horny does not make a person a slut.  Its a god given emotion so USE IT! 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 20, 2010, 08:13:05 pm
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!

Hi Bryan:
Actually poz people (at least the ones on here) no how to have a sense of humor.  They know how to give support when support is needed.  They know how to show compassion when compassion is needed.  They know how to be tolerant - when tolerance is appropriate.  They know how to give advice that is meant to uplift and not put down.  And.... at times they know how to scold and correct.  

I think that it is great you have found these forums.  I think it is great that you are posting on these forums.  That said, I also think that when you are at a mere 15-25 total posts since you have been on here, it is important to weigh what you say accordingly.  A person can't always lean on excuses of "i'm immature"  Also, everyone is entitled to have an opinion and to express it.  The key to interacting on these forums is being able to express your opinion but at the same time catch the intent of the OP.  

It is also important to know when the members have branched off a bit and decided to infuse some humor or much needed relief into a thread.  Because in the end we all share a common bond - and a strong one at that.  In one way or another each person here has had a similar experience in one or more areas as someone else.  I have found that it is sometimes best for me to sit back and see how a thread unfolds before I contribute the first thought/opinion that comes to my mind.  And, I am a member that is now around 400 some posts.  

Just some thoughts/tips that may assist you.  As is your choice, take them or leave them.
-Phil  :)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 20, 2010, 08:16:05 pm
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!

LOL all righty then.  I caught your other rant in the other post, you know, the one where you claim to be immature?  To be honest my 8 year old has more common sense than you, so I don't think we're dealing with a maturity issue here.  

I find your comments offensive and your remarks detrimental to others fragile emotions right now, particularly concerning some of the newly diagnosed. Thanks for making my decision to use the report to mod tab for only the second time an easy one.

Oh btw, Fuck you!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Tim Horn on July 20, 2010, 08:24:32 pm
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!

Hell. Bryan, I'm going to give you one chance to explain yourself -- this time, try to use big-boy language.

And I'm going to urge everyone else to refrain from jumping on the attack.

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Tim Horn on July 20, 2010, 08:25:46 pm
Skeebo, why in the hell did you even bother to report his post to the moderator when you were only going to chime in with inflammatory rhetoric anyway? Yeah, you're warned -- please don't comment in this thread again.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Queen Tokelove on July 20, 2010, 08:48:11 pm
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!

Just curious, have you been keeping count? And now that you are poz does that mean you are now a slut too? Yeah, I know you said that you haven't had sex in six months but I just want you to see how you actually sound. Maybe your being newly diagnosed is affecting your judgement. And are you now saying that since you are poz that YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX EVER AGAIN? Then you will truly be young, dumb, and full of cum.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: bryan21 on July 20, 2010, 09:09:33 pm
why are people slut!?!!!
i dont get it?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Tim Horn on July 20, 2010, 09:26:43 pm
Well, that was easy -- and now I won't have to sit up babysitting your juvenile antics. You're on a time-out for seven days -- please don't return to the forums unless you're ready to act like an adult, not a 21-year-old jackass. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: gregftl on July 21, 2010, 12:30:57 am
I've gone two years without sex! After a couple of months the "hornies" will pass and you will get used to it. I'm 41 yrs old and a couple of years ago i just had enough of the drama of trying to find people sexually compatible with me. 99percent of the time I'd spend hours online or at the bath trying to find sex only to get some then end up having to jack off later b/c it wasnt satisfying. I'm extremely uninhibited during sex and I have quite a few fetishes....including sports gear like soccer and baseball socks.....outdoor sex.....sex in front of windows (i live in a clothing optional apartment complex with pool). I also have a huge foot fetish and I just couldnt find people that would roleplay with me. Asking someone to wear some soccer socks while they were screwing me or topping me poolside was like asking someone to pull all of their teeth out. I absolutely hate vanilla sex but most people are way too conservative in the bed for me so I just gave it up and I now I just rent porn from this online site callled xrentdvd.com it's like netflix but for porn. They send me porn in the mail i keep it for as long as i want then send it back. I rent the fetish (alot of bareback) videos that turn me on ....whack it off and get over it. I actually prefer life this way back before i gave sex up it was controlling me.......now i control it.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 21, 2010, 12:49:27 am
(i live in a clothing optional apartment complex with pool).

I don't think I've ever heard of such a place. Generally speaking, where do you live? I'm picturing Melrose Place with nekked people.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 21, 2010, 01:02:43 am
Generally speaking, where do you live? I'm picturing Melrose Place with nekked people.

Supposedly in Fag Laudergayle.  Them queens in Wilton Manors think they be hardcore.  He's probably Phil's next door neighbour.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 21, 2010, 03:27:09 am
Missed Tim's post so edited on the fly.

Look puppies and unicorns and stuff!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 21, 2010, 08:16:05 am
Supposedly in Fag Laudergayle.  Them queens in Wilton Manors think they be hardcore.  He's probably Phil's next door neighbour.
LOL  - There are a few clothing optional complexes in Wilton Manors area/Fort Lauderdale.  I live in North Miami - wishing my complex was clothing optional (at least for the males) --- if I saw some of the females without clothing I would probably have to go back to therapy....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 21, 2010, 10:46:00 am
So if you're in North Miami why do you act like you're from Ft. Faggydale?  That's no further north than living in Bal Harbour.  Are you technically in Dade or Broward?

ps: hey Reverend, should we place bets on her saggy ass being spread eagle in the bushes of Haulover Beach every weekend with a bottle of poppers?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 21, 2010, 10:51:33 am
i find it crazy as hell that poz ppl are bigger sluts then neg ppl..
i give up!

huh? dude, maybe you haven't gotten out much yet (or so you feign)... where did you come up with those stats?

at 21, it's definitely time to open your eyes to the world around you.

max
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 21, 2010, 10:57:49 am
ps: hey Reverend, should we place bets on her saggy ass being spread eagle in the bushes of Haulover Beach every weekend with a bottle of poppers?

You know it, gurl.  And you know that she (Ms. gregftl) won't mind if the dick is an illegal immigrant stealing his benefits as long as the meat is large and they're wearing socks while they do the deed.  The supple foreskin is probably an added bonus.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 21, 2010, 11:02:26 am
So if you're in North Miami why do you act like you're from Ft. Faggydale?  That's no further north than living in Bal Harbour.  Are you technically in Dade or Broward?

ps: hey Reverend, should we place bets on her saggy ass being spread eagle in the bushes of Haulover Beach every weekend with a bottle of poppers?
I moved to S. Florida (Fort Lauderdale) 12 years ago -- lived in Broward the whole time up until November 2009 (8 months ago) - when I moved to North Miami.   :)            Oh and when I go to Haulover you can find my in the clothing optional area under the tiki hut --- with my clothes on.  Much too hot to be out in that sun and don't want my naughty bits gettin a burn.  The bushes have too many bugs and I saw a snake crawling up into them last week (and it was a real snake -- not the snake that first popped into your mind)..... and who told you I had a saggy ass (I've been doing the butt crunches). ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 21, 2010, 11:06:16 am
and who told you I had a saggy ass (I've been doing the butt crunches). ;)

I think Philicia was referring to Greg's saggy ass.  I'm sure that you keep yours perky and cute as a button, power bottom that you is  ;D
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 21, 2010, 11:09:09 am
I think Philicia was referring to Greg's saggy ass.  I'm sure that you keep yours perky and cute as a button, power bottom that you is  ;D

Well, I do declare.... I think you have me blushing....
I feel like I should do an acceptance speech  ;D
I have been meaning to see wherebouts greg is so maybe we could get together for some drinks.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 21, 2010, 11:20:44 am



   All this talk about Dade County is making me terribly home sick.  Haulover inlet is also a great hotspot for Snook fishing.  Phil, this is Broad Causway - the toll bridge that leads to Bal Harbor shops.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/SnookMook/Redfish-Snook.jpg)


   Also, where is Wilton Manors.  I've never heard of it till I started frequenting AM, is it by Las Olas or something?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 21, 2010, 11:26:17 am


   All this talk about Dade County is making me terribly home sick.  Haulover inlet is also a great hotspot for Snook fishing.  Phil, this is Broad Causway - the toll bridge that leads to Bal Harbor shops.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/SnookMook/Redfish-Snook.jpg)


   Also, where is Wilton Manors.  I've never heard of it till I started frequenting AM, is it by Las Olas or something?

Right, but who's the stud in the picture?

-Will
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 21, 2010, 11:30:25 am


   All this talk about Dade County is making me terribly home sick.  Haulover inlet is also a great hotspot for Snook fishing.  Phil, this is Broad Causway - the toll bridge that leads to Bal Harbor shops.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/SnookMook/Redfish-Snook.jpg)


   Also, where is Wilton Manors.  I've never heard of it till I started frequenting AM, is it by Las Olas or something?
I take the toll bridge over every time i go to haulover.  The one time, in the evening, i went the other way, i got arrested by sunny isles police and sat in MD jail for two days.

Wilton Manors is right next to Fort Lauderdale and Oakland Park.  It is the hot gay communiity.  Most of the city commission is gay.  Lots of clubs/bars in the area, good restaurants, etc.  Really started becoming the hopping spot about 8 years ago and in the past 5 years has blown up.  It's between Sunrise Blvd and Oakland Park Blvd (North/South boundaries) and Dixie Hwy and 4th Ave - I think (East/West boundaries).
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 21, 2010, 11:36:55 am
Right, but who's the stud in the picture?

-Will

He's this adorable Cuban trick I had last week.  

Tom, Wilton Manors is like the new gay Mecca for SoFla queens who evacuated Miami after it became way too cubanized (and after South Beach fell from grace due to all the thugs that invaded it for the last decade or so).  I really couldn't care less for it; too white-bread, poser leather-queen crowd for my taste.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 21, 2010, 11:38:02 am
Right, but who's the stud in the picture?

-Will

My best friend Mike.  It's got to be close to twenty years ago, he now tips the scales at over 300 lbs..  We've been friends since the age of 8.  He was the guy that basically had to carry me out of the health department after I received my diagnosis.  His wife took the week off from work just so I wouldn't be alone.

Yep- he's my best bud.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: WillyWump on July 21, 2010, 11:46:35 am
 We've been friends since the age of 8.  He was the guy that basically had to carry me out of the health department after I received my diagnosis.  His wife took the week off from work just so I wouldn't be alone.

Yep- he's my best bud.

That's amazing. Such a blessing to have great friends!!

-W
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 21, 2010, 11:46:53 am

   Also, where is Wilton Manors.  I've never heard of it

Yeah, right.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 21, 2010, 05:39:43 pm
Speaking of North Miami, look at what happened today (http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/) to the gay guy from there running for Meek's seat.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 21, 2010, 05:41:51 pm
Speaking of North Miami, look at what happened today (http://hhttp://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/) to the gay guy from there running for Meek's seat.

Mangled link, Martha.

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/ (http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 21, 2010, 05:50:46 pm
Mangled link, Martha.

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/ (http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/)

MtD

thanks, and fixed
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 21, 2010, 06:13:49 pm
I seem to stay horny as hell a lot since I got my strength back.  Looking at all those 'purty' pictures on some of the websites I visit each day as well as the videos out on Xtube keep me in a constant state of 'wanting it'.  When I was a younger man, I figured once I hit middle-age this whole desire to constantly have sex would go away... NOT!  Its stronger than it was during my 20s and 30s put together. 

I need to find myself a good man.  A hard man.  A man! 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 21, 2010, 06:35:57 pm
thanks, and fixed

They haven't even reported this on the local news or papers.... Doesn't surprise me.  North Miami isn't exactly an open gay mecca.  Even South Beach was featured in the New Times recently regarding the anti-gay actions of police in that area. And there are a lot of gays that live on SoBe.  Miami as a whole isn't exactly gay friendly.  Fort Lauderdale is much more accepting.  I just live here because it is closer to my job.  Otherwise, I would be in Lauderdale.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 21, 2010, 07:20:07 pm
Speaking of North Miami, look at what happened today (http://www.washingtonblade.com/2010/07/21/fla-gay-candidate-campaign-signs-defaced-with-anti-gay-slur/) to the gay guy from there running for Meek's seat.
::sighs:: no matter how ny florida tries to be, it's still the deep south, including the occasional cross burning & all (sans madonna dancing)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 21, 2010, 07:21:24 pm
I seem to stay horny as hell a lot since I got my strength back.  Looking at all those 'purty' pictures on some of the websites I visit each day as well as the videos out on Xtube keep me in a constant state of 'wanting it'.  When I was a younger man, I figured once I hit middle-age this whole desire to constantly have sex would go away... NOT!  Its stronger than it was during my 20s and 30s put together.  

I need to find myself a good man.  A hard man.  A man!  

don't let bryan hear you say that...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hotpuppy on July 21, 2010, 07:22:20 pm


   All this talk about Dade County is making me terribly home sick.  Haulover inlet is also a great hotspot for Snook fishing.  Phil, this is Broad Causway - the toll bridge that leads to Bal Harbor shops.

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/SnookMook/Redfish-Snook.jpg)


   Also, where is Wilton Manors.  I've never heard of it till I started frequenting AM, is it by Las Olas or something?


Dunno about the fish, but the guy is HOT.  DTFMTS. (Ditch The Fish....)  ROFL.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 21, 2010, 07:48:46 pm
I cant help it max... just the way 'it be'. 

Hey for you Florida guys, I remember driving through Islamorada and stopping along the way to have seafood at a place on the main road (overseas hi-way).  It had a marina, a lighthouse, of course places where boats could come up and dock for those who wanted to come ashore and dine.  No way can I remember the name of that place but I do know it was just across one of those little bridges on the left (ocean side) if you're heading south.  The place was not a highbrow establishment but just down to earth not fancy at all seafood place.  The views there of both the ocean and the gulf were spectacular.  Anybody know where I am talking about?  I am pretty sure it was within the corporate limits of Islamorada, FL. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 21, 2010, 08:39:04 pm
I cant help it max... just the way 'it be'. 

Hey for you Florida guys, I remember driving through Islamorada and stopping along the way to have seafood at a place on the main road (overseas hi-way).  It had a marina, a lighthouse, of course places where boats could come up and dock for those who wanted to come ashore and dine.  No way can I remember the name of that place but I do know it was just across one of those little bridges on the left (ocean side) if you're heading south.  The place was not a highbrow establishment but just down to earth not fancy at all seafood place.  The views there of both the ocean and the gulf were spectacular.  Anybody know where I am talking about?  I am pretty sure it was within the corporate limits of Islamorada, FL. 

lol...and thats fine!!!  ;D

you mean the bucaneer?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 21, 2010, 09:14:10 pm
That could be the place.  They had a HUGE gift shop attached to the restaurant too.  It was quite a complex. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 12:25:01 am
Why don't you queens all just move near me on the Isle of Man? The name of the Rock I live on should be self-explanatory. ::)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 12:30:30 am
Why don't you queens all just move near me on the Isle of Man? The name of the Rock I live on should be self-explanatory. ::)

I'm down with that (with a few exceptions, of course).  It would be a never ending pozzum party.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 12:40:52 am
I'm down with that (with a few exceptions, of course).  It would be a never ending pozzum party.

And so much FUN!!!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hotpuppy on July 22, 2010, 12:45:41 am
Just save a few hot blond boys for me.  Blond is my favorite flavor... followed closely by brunette, redhead, brown, grey, silver, and bald.  Did I leave anyone out? 

One of my favorite mantras:  They are all blonde in the dark.  :)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 12:50:54 am
I haven't slept with a blond since 1988.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hotpuppy on July 22, 2010, 01:02:22 am
Just turn out the lights next time darling.  He can be blond.  if you turn out the lights and use the computer he can be blond, buff, and hung.   ROFL.  :o
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:02:58 am
Blonds are overrated. Give me a brunette any day.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 01:06:19 am
Blonds are overrated. Give me a brunette any day.

Gimme a Cuban, a Colombian, a Brazilian, a Boricua.  But please keep them pencil-pecker blonds away from my booty.  Amen.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:14:18 am
Gimme a Cuban, a Colombian, a Brazilian, a Boricua.  But please keep them pencil-pecker blonds away from my booty.  Amen.

I'll second that amen and raise you two praise-the-lords.

And don't give me any shit about turning out the lights. A blond is a blond is a blond and as soon as they open their mouths, you know. Lights out or not.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 22, 2010, 01:20:24 am
Gimme a Cuban, a Colombian, a Brazilian, a Boricua.  But please keep them pencil-pecker blonds away from my booty.  Amen.

Some of the most well endowed men I've seen have been blond.  Makes me remember this gorgeous blond closeted hillbilly guy at the bathhous.  I asked him to take off his towel for me, and he did, stating "its not much".  Soft it wasn't much, but I thought no less of him.  Weeks later, I saw him hard.  Up close.  The thing must've been as long and thick as my forearm.  Humility can be a virtue, but in this instance it was kinda disconcerting.

So don't diss blonds ;).
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 01:22:58 am
I'm sticking with my underground Jamaican posse in Crown Heights.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:26:30 am
Some of the most well endowed men I've seen have been blond. 

Total wishful thinking. My experience has been the total opposite. And blonds talk so much shite... just makes me shudder.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 01:30:26 am
The thing must've been as long and thick as my forearm.

Next you're gon' tell us about Big Foot?

And don't give me any shit about turning out the lights. A blond is a blond is a blond and as soon as they open their mouths, you know. Lights out or not.

I know.  When that little thing starts poking (and for some reason they know how to make it painful) you know that light will be back on.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Nestor on July 22, 2010, 01:41:04 am
Asking someone to wear some soccer socks while they were screwing me or topping me poolside was like asking someone to pull all of their teeth out.

Similar case here--my regular friend is a swimmer and he always has speedos and swimsuits hanging in his bathroom.  I would love to see him in them, and the one time I did it was really hot, but he clearly thought it was an odd request--he's the "get naked immediately" type--and he's certainly never volunteered to wear them again.  

As for hair color, I've been with exactly two blonds in my entire life--I think both encounters took place in 2002-- but they were both very handsome and very well-endowed. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:44:12 am
As for hair color, I've been with exactly two blonds in my entire life--I think both encounters took place in 2002-- but they were both very handsome and very well-endowed. 

Phone numbers, please. And don't tell me they're gay, I can fix that. :)


And yeah, I totally get the speedo thing. Fetishes are my friend. (TMI, probably, but do I really give a shit?)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:46:45 am

I know.  When that little thing starts poking (and for some reason they know how to make it painful) you know that light will be back on.

Depends on where they poke. Sorry, I know you don't have that option. But cummon, it can be like a mosquito buzzing round your head. Totally unsatisfying.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 01:49:20 am
Similar case here--my regular friend is a swimmer and he always has speedos and swimsuits hanging in his bathroom.  I would love to see him in them

Nestor?  A Speedo fetish?  How ghastly!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 22, 2010, 01:53:00 am
Nestor?  A Speedo fetish?  How ghastly!

Clean speedos or dirty speedos?

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 22, 2010, 01:58:25 am
(TMI, probably, but do I really give a shit?)

Isn't oversharing what makes these forums go round?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 01:59:28 am
Clean speedos or dirty speedos?

Dirty.

Dirty. Dirty.

Dirty dirty dirty.

Dirty.

Dirty dirty dirty.

Dirty.

Did I say dirty?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 02:00:36 am

Isn't oversharing what makes these forums go round?

Sideways and up-side-down too. Think so anyway.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: gregftl on July 22, 2010, 02:08:39 am
I dont live in Wilton Manors. I live just south of downtown in a neighborhood called Riverside Park. It's off Davie blvd and 95 one exit south of broward blvd.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 07:51:46 am
Why don't you queens all just move near me on the Isle of Man? The name of the Rock I live on should be self-explanatory. ::)
I have actually thought about it -- as I am of Welsh/Irsih ancestry....  They make it hard for anyone to move there unless you marry a citizen -- Right?   If not, and they will allow me, I'll start packing right away!   ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 08:57:12 am
I have actually thought about it -- as I am of Welsh/Irsih ancestry....  They make it hard for anyone to move there unless you marry a citizen -- Right?   If not, and they will allow me, I'll start packing right away!   ;)

I don't know what the current regulations are. I moved here in 1991, but I was married to a British citizen at the time. He inherited property here on the Rock. I had to jump through numerous hoops including a thick dossier on my life and finances. It all had to be cleared through the Home Office in London first, even though the Isle of Man is its own country. It's a weird set-up.

I'm glad I got in. While not without its problems, I love this place - especially the town I live in - and I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. I've long said that if I were to win the lottery, I'd buy an apartment in Liverpool city center (because that's where my hiv care is) and a cottage here in Peel, and a helicopter to fly between them. That would be bliss. It would make me horny too. :)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 09:14:56 am
I don't know what the current regulations are. I moved here in 1991, but I was married to a British citizen at the time. He inherited property here on the Rock. I had to jump through numerous hoops including a thick dossier on my life and finances. It all had to be cleared through the Home Office in London first, even though the Isle of Man is its own country. It's a weird set-up.

I'm glad I got in. While not without its problems, I love this place - especially the town I live in - and I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. I've long said that if I were to win the lottery, I'd buy an apartment in Liverpool city center (because that's where my hiv care is) and a cottage here in Peel, and a helicopter to fly between them. That would be bliss. It would make me horny too. :)
Just thinking of living in a place called Isle of Man makes me horny.  I did check the immigration laws and it is a pretty extensive process.  They want to ensure that citizens there are employment, access to services, etc.  Isle of Man has an extremely low unemployment rate from what I could see.  I would love to live there as it would put my closer to my "roots."  This strange calling inside of me --- even when I watch movies that have that area of the world featured I feel a strong attachment. 

Of course, I also get that feeling when I listen to Native American music -- I am part Cherokee (although I haven't found a way to be able to get official documentation yet - still doing the ancestry.com thing and trying to get there.)..... Oh and I also get that feeling when I see scenes of Jamaica (my ex-roommate was Jamaican -- umm umm umm) and I get that feeling from Dominican Republican (ex Army buddy was Dominican --- umm umm umm) -- Oh, and Puerto Rico (another ex-Army buddy who I had an "affair" with for a year was P. Rican - although he is a minister now, married, with three adult children.  I went to San Juan a couple of years ago and loved it.)  Also, get that feeling from NYC (lived there back in the early 90's - doorman was Puerto Rican; then visited a couple of years ago and attended Puerto Rican day parade).

I guess I have an "attachment" to many parts of the world --- or maybe - staying with the horny topic - just many "parts."    (Also, like New Orleans -- ummm ummm umm; San Francisco was great too -- ummm.....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 09:33:28 am
That could be the place.  They had a HUGE gift shop attached to the restaurant too.  It was quite a complex. 

yeah, it burned down a few years back but rumor has it they rebuilt
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 09:34:36 am
and I get that feeling from Dominican Republican (ex Army buddy was Dominican --- umm umm umm) -- Oh, and Puerto Rico (another ex-Army buddy who I had an "affair" with for a year was P. Rican - although he is a minister now, married, with three adult children. 

So you are Boricua by injection.  I should have attempted claiming a Brazilian passport after being with a fella named Tiago, but they probably woulda said it was not enough.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 09:40:17 am
Phone numbers, please. And don't tell me they're gay, I can fix that. :)


And yeah, I totally get the speedo thing. Fetishes are my friend.

woot, woot...do tell  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 09:44:26 am
So you are Boricua by injection.  I should have attempted claiming a Brazilian passport after being with a fella named Tiago, but they probably woulda said it was not enough.
and man did I get injected.  He was my first - I was a virgin up til that point.  We were stationed in Korea together and got it on every chance we got.  The post I was assigned to was about 3 miles from North Korea - it was all men.  Only women were the prostitutes in the village outside the post gates.

We actually hooked up by "accident" -- his dick fell into my ass.... and it was paradise from that point on.  They could've extended my tour there by a year or two and I would have been fine with it -- as long as he was there with me.  Of course, there were some other fine PR's on post too.... but I only had eyes for him -- as he was "my first."   He left back to the states two days before me and I remember crying my eyes out.  He actually got married on my birthday.  Now, 25 years later, we still keep in touch -- although, we don't discuss our "time" in Korea.  

I am also part Jamaican by injection....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 09:52:30 am
We actually hooked up by "accident" -- his dick fell into my ass.... and it was paradise from that point on.  They could've extended my tour there by a year or two and I would have been fine with it -- as long as he was there with me.  Of course, there were some other fine PR's on post too.... but I only had eyes for him -- as he was "my first."   He left back to the states two days before me and I remember crying my eyes out.  He actually got married on my birthday.  Now, 25 years later, we still keep in touch -- although, we don't discuss our "time" in Korea.  


Brokeback Mountain II: Korea

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 09:56:04 am
Brokeback Mountain II: Korea


I'm trying to find a good reason to travel to Tennessee (where he lives) so I can actually see him.  I have this recurring dream of us hooking up with unrestrained, sweaty sex that has been 25 years in the making at a Motel 6....  (some times the dreams are even more vivid then I could possibly imagine -- another reason for me to love my Atripla).  and like they say - if you can dream it, you can do it.

Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 10:10:38 am
I'm trying to find a good reason to travel to Tennessee (where he lives) so I can actually see him.  I have this recurring dream of us hooking up with unrestrained, sweaty sex that has been 25 years in the making at a Motel 6....  (some times the dreams are even more vivid then I could possibly imagine -- another reason for me to love my Atripla).  and like they say - if you can dream it, you can do it.



Make it happen.  One of my minor regrets in life is not hooking up again with this Colombian kid named Linder (he was my first male "love."  We had a torrid romance, Beautifil Thing style, from ages 14 to 16.  Not long ago I looked for him again --hoping to relight that fire-- only to find out that he had been killed after years of mingling with some shady characters.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 10:11:55 am
and man did I get injected.  He was my first - I was a virgin up til that point.  We were stationed in Korea together and got it on every chance we got.  The post I was assigned to was about 3 miles from North Korea - it was all men.  Only women were the prostitutes in the village outside the post gates.

We actually hooked up by "accident" -- his dick fell into my ass.... and it was paradise from that point on.  They could've extended my tour there by a year or two and I would have been fine with it -- as long as he was there with me.  Of course, there were some other fine PR's on post too.... but I only had eyes for him -- as he was "my first."   He left back to the states two days before me and I remember crying my eyes out.  He actually got married on my birthday.  Now, 25 years later, we still keep in touch -- although, we don't discuss our "time" in Korea.  

I am also part Jamaican by injection....

ahh phil, its guys like you that make me proud to be boricua ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 10:15:26 am
ahh phil, its guys like you that make me proud to be boricua ;)
Max.. you're boriqua?.... and in Florida?..... hmmmmmmm, very interesting.....
would you be willing to put on some Army fatigues, eat some Ramon noodles and take me back to my Korean duty station days?????   ;)     --- it would save me a trip to Tennessee...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 10:18:53 am
Max.. you're boriqua?.... and in Florida?..... hmmmmmmm, very interesting.....
would you be willing to put on some Army fatigues, eat some Ramon noodles and take me back to my Korean duty station days?????   ;)     --- it would save me a trip to Tennessee...
yes, 100% so. hahaha, i'm wearing fatigue shorts right now....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 10:24:56 am
It all had to be cleared through the Home Office in London first, even though the Isle of Man is its own country. It's a weird set-up.

Which just shows it's not really a country, it's a fake country.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 10:26:18 am
yes, 100% so. hahaha, i'm wearing fatigue shorts right now....

ummm umm ummm
I've already noticed a change in my breathing....
Yes, I think I have finally captured the overall meaning of the OPs topic....  
Fatigue shorts......
Ummm ummm ummm
ummm.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 10:34:29 am
Which just shows it's not really a country, it's a fake country.

Pffft. You're just jealous because we've got the oldest continuous parliament in the world. Put that in your klonnies and pop it.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 10:37:22 am
C'mon Philicia and Ann, don't interrupt them girls with discussions about geography.  Phillys and Maxine are about to start having military fetish sex any moment soon.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Ann on July 22, 2010, 10:41:04 am
C'mon Philicia and Ann, don't interrupt them girls with discussions about geography.  Phillys and Maxine are about to start having military fetish sex any moment soon.

We're just chatting quietly on the side-lines while waiting for the show to begin. Anyone got some popcorn?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 10:41:39 am
Phillys and Maxine are about to start having military fetish sex any moment soon.

Mary please.  One more Rican in my feather cap wouldn't amount to a hill o' red pinto beans at this point. And God only knows I've been to La Isla del Encanto more times than the average boricua diaspora member.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 10:44:57 am
Anyone got some popcorn?

Yairs.  And I'm sure that Phil has some poppers too.

Mary please.  One more Rican in my feather cap wouldn't amount to a hill o' red pinto beans at this point. And God only knows I've been to La Isla del Encanto more times than the average boricua diaspora member.

One of these we'll need to go wreak havoc together in La Isla Bonita.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 10:48:09 am
Yairs.  And I'm sure that Phil has some poppers too.

One of these we'll need to go wreak havoc together in La Isla Bonita.

Well, alright... but you know my heart belongs in Santo Domingo. Greater average girth means Miss P gets her fill.  Too bad the Penthouse Club is shuttered because it was just so scandalous.  I'd buy the drag queens cheap rounds of Presidente beer and have them tell me which of the hustlers had the largest cocks, then round them up at the urinals for meat inspection before heading back to the hotel on the back of a motorcycle.  Most excellent trade there, most with prison tattoos.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 10:49:03 am
yes, 100% so. hahaha, i'm wearing fatigue shorts right now....
So Max, while everyone else is busy discussing other matters, exactly how far from Miami did you say you are?

I also loved it when my ex-Army roommate would talk in his sleep --- it was always in Spanish.... mmmm mmm mmm

I have to go and get out my pics of him when I get home from work -- yes, I am at work right now...
But, could always duck out for a minute - to reunite with an old Army buddy (hint hint Max...)

 ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 10:51:16 am
Well, alright... but you know my heart belongs in Santo Domingo. Greater average girth means Miss P gets her fill.

We can do a Philicia and the Rev.'s Latin American Poppers N' Cock Tour.  Brazil is a mandatory stop.  A friend of mine swears that Honduras is also a fabulous place for thuggish tricks.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 10:52:31 am
So Max, while everyone else is busy discussing other matters, exactly how far from Miami did you say you are?

I also loved it when my ex-Army roommate would talk in his sleep --- it was always in Spanish.... mmmm mmm mmm

I have to go and get out my pics of him when I get home from work -- yes, I am at work right now...
But, could always duck out for a minute - to reunite with an old Army buddy (hint hint Max...)

 ;)

Get it together girl -- you live in south Florida and you've only had one Rican?  That's such an underwhelming performance I don't know where to begin.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 10:55:12 am
We can do a Philicia and the Rev.'s Latin American Poppers N' Cock Tour.  Brazil is a mandatory stop.  A friend of mine swears that Honduras is also a fabulous place for thuggish tricks.
My apartment building conveniently located near 135th and Dixie in North Miami is also a fabulous place for thuggish tricks -- just watch out for muggers on the way in -- and give a quarter to the crack addict who normally is wandering up and down the street wishing the Blue Royal liquor store was still open....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 10:55:34 am
We can do a Philicia and the Rev.'s Latin American Poppers N' Cock Tour.  Brazil is a mandatory stop.  A friend of mine swears that Honduras is also a fabulous place for thuggish tricks.

If you want large in Honduras we must seek shelter on Roatán island -- one of my best fucks was a guy from there.  Plus the beaches there are evidently some of the best.

I want to go to Venezuela as well -- I've had many a hefty hog from there.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 11:05:14 am
Get it together girl -- you live in south Florida and you've only had one Rican?  That's such an underwhelming performance I don't know where to begin.
Miami has many more Cubans, then Ricans... now, Hollywood - just up the road where I used to stay - was Rican and Dominican heaven.
I've had more then one Rican -- but "LL" - my Rican Army roommate was my first.....and ummm uuumm ummm just sticks in my mind.  There have been hundreds ahh a few after him but he was my first love.

Now --- where did Max go?   Max... Max.... where for art thou Max? 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 11:06:18 am
If you want large in Honduras we must seek shelter on Roatán island -- one of my best fucks was a guy from there.  Plus the beaches there are evidently some of the best.

I want to go to Venezuela as well -- I've had many a hefty hog from there.
how about Costa Rica?  Any action there?  Thinking maybe one of those treehouse hotels in the jungle.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 11:13:04 am
Now --- where did Max go?   Max... Max.... where for art thou Max?  

The effect of his viagra wore out.  He's taking an AIDS nap.

how about Costa Rica?  Any action there?  Thinking maybe one of those treehouse hotels in the jungle.

I met this 24 year old in San Jose a couple of years ago named Felipe.  Voracious bottom with a nice, super suckable wang.  We can add it to our tour, even if only for a couple of days.  

So far our destinations include Puerto Rico, Dom. Rep., Honduras, Costa Rica, Colombia (some fine fine fine fellas of Lebanese descent in Barranquilla), Venezuela, Brazil, and Argentina.  More to be added.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:28:31 am
So Max, while everyone else is busy discussing other matters, exactly how far from Miami did you say you are?

I also loved it when my ex-Army roommate would talk in his sleep --- it was always in Spanish.... mmmm mmm mmm

I have to go and get out my pics of him when I get home from work -- yes, I am at work right now...
But, could always duck out for a minute - to reunite with an old Army buddy (hint hint Max...)

 ;)

i'm about 1/2 north of you
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 11:30:18 am
i'm about 1/2 north of you
1/2 mile?  Really?  ::)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on July 22, 2010, 11:31:20 am
The effect of his viagra wore out.  He's taking an AIDS nap.

At least we can all sleep well knowing that he's not yet another worthless illegal dippin' in the ADAP coffers.  Those Ricans are US citizens!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:32:25 am

Now --- where did Max go?   Max... Max.... where for art thou Max? 

hey, was upstairs packing up my life. moving's a bitch!    
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:33:35 am
1/2 mile?  Really?  ::)

whoops, the hour part didnt take...1/2 hour
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 11:34:46 am
hey, was upstairs packing up my life. moving's a bitch!    
So, you are close to N. Miami?  So you must be in Fort Lauderdale? (I'm narrowing it down...)
And I agree - moving/packing is a bitch --- of course, post moving/packing sex is usually out of this world.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:36:07 am
The effect of his viagra wore out.  He's taking an AIDS nap.

lolz...nah, i've still got my stamina (and adequate testosterone levels, so far) , no viagra needed  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:37:49 am
At least we can all sleep well knowing that he's not yet another worthless illegal dippin' in the ADAP coffers.  Those Ricans are US citizens!

that's right, babe...especially we ny born boris  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 11:38:08 am
At least we can all sleep well knowing that he's not yet another worthless illegal dippin' in the ADAP coffers.  Those Ricans are US citizens!

That's fo sho. Maybe he can put some socks on for Greg and show him what's good in front of a French door.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:39:15 am
So, you are close to N. Miami?  So you must be in Fort Lauderdale? (I'm narrowing it down...)
And I agree - moving/packing is a bitch --- of course, post moving/packing sex is usually out of this world.

u hit the nail on the head, phil...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 22, 2010, 11:40:14 am
i'm about 1/2 north of you

So I'm just going to address the elephant in the room.  Max what the HELL is going on with your avatar.  I'm pretty sure it's a guy naked wrastling or more with a giant scorpion and as one of the sustiva using junkies here it's giving me nightmares.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: phildinftlaudy on July 22, 2010, 11:44:20 am
u hit the nail on the head, phil...
maybe get together tomorrow or this weekend for post packing drinks and or dinner in w. manors? courtyard cafe is nice, or rosie's, or the alibi.

Send me a PM....
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 11:45:52 am
maybe get together tomorrow or this weekend for post packing drinks and or dinner in w. manors? courtyard cafe is nice, or rosie's, or the alibi.

Or room 23 at The Club Fag Laudergayle.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 11:49:00 am
hahaha...sorry about the bad dreams, trey. haven't ya heard?...fucking arthropods is all the fetish rage down here. seriously though, i thought the pic was meaningful... to me, it kinda symbolizes hiv infection in a cryptic way
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on July 22, 2010, 11:51:12 am
hahaha...sorry about the bad dreams, trey. haven't ya heard?...fucking arthropods is all the fetish rage down here. seriously though, i thought the pic was meaningful... to me, it kinda symbolizes hiv infection in a cryptic way

=*(  you think we're all giant scorpions?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 12:00:12 pm
=*(  you think we're all giant scorpions?
no silly man, though some here on the boards can be quite venemous, you're taking what i said too literally. my approach was from a more obscure, artsy interpretation of the pic....nothing more. the pic also reminded me of a scene from one of my fave flicks
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Rev. Moon on July 22, 2010, 12:04:36 pm
some here on the boards can be quite venemous

These kittens?  Nah!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 12:08:24 pm
These kittens?  Nah!
lol...its quite a title imho and i love them all!  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 12:13:23 pm
the pic also reminded me of a scene from one of my fave flicks
trey, in case you were wondering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja8V_GlaUnM
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: mecch on July 22, 2010, 01:28:58 pm
Max's avatar was a very pervasive safesex poster all over Switzerland.  I thought it was horrifying before I had HIV and haven't changed my mind now. Its totally the wrong message to HIV- people and its offensive to HIV+ people.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: leatherman on July 22, 2010, 01:30:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja8V_GlaUnM
ROFLMAO
that looked like Blonde-Ambition-Tour Madonna that Divine shoved onto the floor :D
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 02:49:17 pm
Max's avatar was a very pervasive safesex poster all over Switzerland.  I thought it was horrifying before I had HIV and haven't changed my mind now. Its totally the wrong message to HIV- people and its offensive to HIV+ people.

thanks for the info, mech...that's very interesting that it was a safesex poster. frankly, i just liked the pic. sorry that you find it offensive. by the way...how's your fenton lamp hunt going?
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 22, 2010, 02:50:05 pm
ROFLMAO
that looked like Blonde-Ambition-Tour Madonna that Divine shoved onto the floor :D
hahahahaha...true  ;)
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: wtfimpoz on July 22, 2010, 03:13:46 pm
hahaha...sorry about the bad dreams, trey. haven't ya heard?...fucking arthropods is all the fetish rage down here. seriously though, i thought the pic was meaningful... to me, it kinda symbolizes hiv infection in a cryptic way

...or a f***ing brilliant unintentional commentary on the way society stigmatizes the infected. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: leatherman on July 22, 2010, 05:49:46 pm
Max's avatar was a very pervasive safesex poster all over Switzerland.  I thought it was horrifying...
it's from a French safe sex campaign. the image of the woman and the spider is just as creepy
http://contexts.org/socimages/2007/10/12/safer-sex-psas/
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hotpuppy on July 22, 2010, 06:08:43 pm
Wow, that takes PSA to a new level. 

Um, just post that in your cubicle and the hornies will go away. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 22, 2010, 06:31:47 pm
Wow, that takes PSA to a new level. 

Um, just post that in your cubicle and the hornies will go away. 

Rule 34. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034)

MtD
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: hope_for_a_cure on July 22, 2010, 08:37:57 pm
Just one more day and I wont be horny anymore!  'I BE GONNA GET LAID'!  WHOO HOO! 

Of course the 'just f@%^ed feeling' will only last for a few hours or a day at most.   That means the following day I will be back to being the horny little devil that I always am. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: mecch on July 23, 2010, 07:53:43 am
thanks for the info, mech...that's very interesting that it was a safesex poster. frankly, i just liked the pic. sorry that you find it offensive. by the way...how's your fenton lamp hunt going?

I wasn't offended by you posting it here.  But having to look at that around the city for weeks was rather menacing.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 23, 2010, 10:04:17 am
I wasn't offended by you posting it here.  But having to look at that around the city for weeks was rather menacing.
understood, no worries & certainly, no harm intended...it's all good. i guess that like any other work/artform, one's subjective interpretation of it is exactly that.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on July 23, 2010, 10:09:55 am
understood, no worries & certainly, no harm intended...it's all good. i guess that like any other work/artform, one's subjective interpretation of it is exactly that.

Damn Max you got off kinda light there.  Mecch made me take down my clown face avatar weeks ago because it scared him. 
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on July 23, 2010, 10:26:10 am
Damn Max you got off kinda light there.  Mecch made me take down my clown face avatar weeks ago because it scared him. 
amazing as it is, clowns have a way of doing that to some people ;) but there you have it man, i thought your clown avatar was cool. go figure...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: mecch on July 26, 2010, 06:46:03 am
It wasn't a nice clown. It was the devil poorly disguised as a clown.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: dvinemstre on August 03, 2010, 01:06:27 am
ok so am i missing something? WTFIMPOZ is the guy who wrote about discordant couples, other people, etc...so now that explains it...he lives home, doesn't work presumably, and has time to jacl off 10 times a day AND worry about where other people are putting their's. OK so sounds like you need some counseling, condoms and a hole, ha.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on August 03, 2010, 09:06:02 am
ok so am i missing something? WTFIMPOZ is the guy who wrote about discordant couples, other people, etc...so now that explains it...he lives home, doesn't work presumably, and has time to jacl off 10 times a day AND worry about where other people are putting their's. OK so sounds like you need some counseling, condoms and a hole, ha.
dvine,

i think you're converging the posts of both wtf and bryan21
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: skeebo1969 on August 03, 2010, 09:57:53 am
It wasn't a nice clown. It was the devil poorly disguised as a clown.
It wasn't a nice clown. It was the devil poorly disguised as a clown.

Don't believe him Max, this is the pic in question:
(http://images.clipartof.com/small/74920-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Happy-Clown-Standing-In-Front-Of-A-Yellow-Star.jpg)

I really don't know what the problem is.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on August 03, 2010, 11:59:11 am
Don't believe him Max, this is the pic in question:
(http://images.clipartof.com/small/74920-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Happy-Clown-Standing-In-Front-Of-A-Yellow-Star.jpg)

I really don't know what the problem is.
ooh, so scaaary  :o  LOL

i dunno mechh...it that clown weirded you out, you just may want to reconsider that powder blue bed  afterall ;D

http://www.gifanatics.com/files/evil_clown.gif


Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: HARLEY_B on August 05, 2010, 06:49:17 pm
 After reading through this entire thread, I can certainly see what gets you guys going..lol..You guys are a trip. Have to say in reply to the orginal post  though that like many my interest in sex waned a bit when I was first diagnosed but we're all human and eventually the sex drive kicks in again..I'm envious of those of you who have higher sex drives though..downright jealous...lol...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: HARLEY_B on August 05, 2010, 06:51:28 pm
It's also shame there isn't like a support group around for just these predickamints..
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 06:53:40 pm
Speaking of relief (http://www.sxvideo.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1867) for the horny blues -- highly recommended!  The cover man, Juan, is absolutely my cup of tea.  Strong tea too.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: max123 on August 05, 2010, 06:56:27 pm
Speaking of relief (http://www.sxvideo.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1867) for the horny blues -- highly recommended!  The cover man, Juan, is absolutely my cup of tea.  Strong tea too.
yeah, that's hot...
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 08:47:54 pm
Don't let the trailer keep you wanting... let me know if you need a gay-torrents.net invite!
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 08:49:31 pm
It's also shame there isn't like a support group around for just these predickamints..

There is, just go to your local Sexaholics Anonymous meeting and you're bound to get laid.  It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Jeff G on August 05, 2010, 09:09:03 pm
There is, just go to your local Sexaholics Anonymous meeting and you're bound to get laid.  It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Its a great little place to get laid . I once supported a friend by going to AA meetings with him . There was another meeting room that would let out while I was waiting for his meeting to end , the guys who would come from that meeting were so nice and attentive to me every time they come out the door . I got several dates from there until I realized is was a sex addiction support group I was trolling LOL . And I thought I was special for a few weeks LOL .
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: eeknyc on August 10, 2010, 11:32:25 am
ready when you are
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Juzme3165 on August 13, 2010, 04:58:33 am
Ok...I just couldn't resist.  In my opinion, and honestly it's just an opinion... you could consider going to a therapist for sex addiction.  If you can get past the label, it might help.  I have known a number of people that were similarly situated and it helped.  The preoccupation with getting off can get you into situations you really don't want or need to be in.  One of the things you should be mindful of is the fact that many states have laws that are equal to attempted murder, and many states it is just that...if you have sex with someone without informing them of your status.  Now, I'm not trying to say you would even consider that... yet the temptation could become unbearable if you don't find a way to understand your behaviors and how to control these urges.  I do empathize greatly.  The lack of physical attention is painful, to say the least.  The legal issue is one that some of us have on our list to fight...I just can't seem to get to all the issues fast enough.  I might take some heat for this post but I didn't see any offers of anything that would really address your situation.  It's real and should be taken seriously.  Getting laid might work for a few hours or even a few days but you know after that the cycle will just start over.  There are way to cope and deal with what your going through. The best thing would be to find a stable LTR. Until then... Hang in there !
Title: Re: sooooo...horny...
Post by: Juzme3165 on August 13, 2010, 05:02:14 am
I forgot to add...the meetings aren't always the best place to start but they are better than nothing.  From what I gather it is best to speak to a therapist that deals with these issues before attending the support group or it will just become a means for picking up a quick fix and falling into the trap of legal issues, fear, self hate and so on.