cute joke

[Longislander]

ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi
and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for
4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads........

[Life]

Your going to Hell (again)

[CaptCarl]

If you do go to Hell for that one, will you save a space for me in one of the Condo's that have the stunning view of the Lake of Fire? Great joke LMAO all morning!

[Life]

Oh I have been there!  That's the one with the brimstone falling from the sky and rain that can just melt your face off??  Loved it, going back next year!  Figure with my frequent fly-er miles, its a cinch.

[cph9680]

  That was great.  Still, I agree, you're gonna burn for that one  

Corey

[ACinKC]

I too shall be seated at the RIGHT HAND OF THE LORD!!!


---of darkness!

[J.R.E.]

LOL !


That was good,I liked that one !! Thanks for the laugh..



Ray

[anniebc]

  ..I liked that one...at least it's one I can tell the kids, they are not too keen on their Mum telling dirty jokes, but I have a few up my sleeve to tell them before I go..and I got most of them from here..

Hugs
Jan

[allopathicholistic]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at
him and say hello.
 
 He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
 he says, "Do you Know me?"
 
 To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
 
 Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
 and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
 that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
 partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
 butt?!?!?"
 
 She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[Longislander]

lol, sounds like a hell of a party there Allop...

JAN- I can just see the kids going thru mom's belongings, and coming across a booklet entitled "mums' dirty jokes".. lol

[bluelove]

I will sharpen the sticks if you guys promise to bring marshmellows....

And l want to be next Eric ...

At least one of us will be singing.....

Blue