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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: David_CA on November 14, 2007, 03:37:58 pm
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For some reason, the line in Hawaii Five-O where McGarrett (Jack Lord) says 'Book him, Danno' sticks in my mind. Who knows why I even remember something as trivial as this... I haven't even seen an episode of that show in at least a decade. What lines from TV shows do you remember?
David
(This was the first result from a Google image search for Book him, Danno)
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where's the beef?
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oh my god you killed kenny
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Shazbot, na-nu na-nu
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Shazam!
G-O-L-L-Y!
and, of course....
Suprise! Suprise! Suprise!
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What don't you like about yourself---- Nip/Tuck
You got love for New York?---- I love New York
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!------ The Fonz, Happy Days
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GOT MILK ?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzowSs9mNOM
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Timberly, this ones for you:
Beevis: "I saw her whole butt"
Butthead: "Huhhh... hhhh... hhhh... Well I saw her butt hole"
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Oh, Mike! Carol from the Brady Bunch
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Stephen Colbert - People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me sir.
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Ward, don't be so hard on the Beaver. From leave it to Beaver.
dgr
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my favorite of all times has to be
Hello Lucy, I'm home.....
it just reminds me of my dad....
Rich (who is 1/2 Cuban)
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Oh, Mike! Carol from the Brady Bunch
Three words:
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Francine: How's everyone's French toast?
Stan: Smelly and ungrateful, but this American toast is delicious.
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Dyn-O-Mite!
Jimmie "J.J." Walker -- Good Times
Hey Hey Hey !
ReRun and Dwayne - What's Happening
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I know there aren't many if any wrestling fans out there but here is some from WWE....
I got 2 words for ya........SUCK IT------ Degeneration X
Rest In Peace----- The UnderTaker
Here comes the money------ Shane McMahon
Eat, Spit or Swallow----- Carlito
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not quite a tv quote, but close:
Bea Arthur, in Lucille Ball's 'Mame' -- I'd like a small triple martini please
Mind if I smoke? Don't care if you burn
Life's a banquet, and some poor suckers are starving!
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me, and we'll talk!
ok, mostly catty one liners, but always make me giggle :P
J
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"Mom always said, dont play ball in the house."
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Lucy to Ricky this time- Yeah you got some splainin' to do
Ethel to Lucy...Oooooooooooh no you don't Lucille!!!
Lurch to Gomez or Morticia - You rang?
Archie Bunker to Edith - You dingbat!!!
Jackie Gleason- And away we go.........
Ed Sullivan...And we've got a mighty fine shoooooow
George Burns - Say goodnight Gracie
Gracie Allen - Goodnight Gracie
Carol Burnett - I'm so glad we had this time together (song)
:D
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"Now, we're not ones to go 'round spreadin' rumors,
Why, really we're just not the gossipy kind,
No, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
So you'd better be sure and listen close the first time!"
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"It's always somethin'"
Rosanne Rossanna Danna
SNL
"Nevermind"
Another Gilda Radner Weekend Update character
and of course,
"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night"
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Jackie Gleason "To the Moon Alice"
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Jack Benny "Oh Rochester!"
Does this date me somewhat that I remember this from seeing the shows on TV?
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And who can forget Mary's weepy exclamation:
"Oh, Mister Grrrraaaannnnnttttt.!"
on the Mary Tyler Moore Show
and
"Engage"......Captn Jean Luc Picard on the Starship Enterprise
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Oh, Mike! Carol from the Brady Bunch
Oh Rob! -- Laura from The Dick Van Dyke Show.
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And who could forget "Jane, you ignorant slut"?
(Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtain on the Weekend Update from SNL)
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OK since Bear started the Trekkie quotes....
Fascinating------ Mr. Spock
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor not a _______.------Leonard McCoy
Resistance is futile---- The Borg
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"Petticoat Junction" (1963): http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/1311-petticoat-junction/ (http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tvshows/1311-petticoat-junction/)
(couldn' find one single quote to credit all them tv episodes)
most favorites are from the movie Dolores Claiborne:
"Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games." Dolores Claiborne
"Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."
Vera Donovan
xxx,
Mike
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Jackie Gleeson from the "Honeymooners".
"one of these days Alice..one of these day...POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER".
Hugs
Jan
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Oh Cisco. Oh Poncho...
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"Who WAS that masked man????"
Hi Yo Silver awaaaayy!!"
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w278/bear169/loneranger.jpg)
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Ms.McGee: "If you play an instrument, it's better to play with a group than with yourself." Grease 2
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GILLIGAN !!!!!
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From "Psycho"
Norman Bates. "A boys best friend is his mother" :P
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From "Maude"...
God will get you for that Walter !!!
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Dring your juice Shelby....
and...
Here... slap Weezer!
Steel Magnolias - Oh...not TV.. .but I watched it there.
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I know nut-ting. (Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Hero's)
No soup for YOU! (Soup Nazi on Seinfeld)
A Festivus for the rest of us. (Kostanza's father)
Serenity NOW! (Kostanza's father)
Anything Seinfeld!
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Weeds
Dahlia: What can I say? You bring out the 'fuck you' in me.
(sorry - I'm going a little contemporary with this one...)
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cory, trevor, smokes! let's go...
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I'll take curtain number three!!!!!
...now if this doesn't date quite a few of us.... :D
"my god, it's full of stars..."
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"Do YOU want to be Queen for a Day?!" was the line belted out host Jack Bailey on the 'Queen for a Day' television program aired first in 1956.
I was six years old and I can still remember watching this on the old black and white set.
Mike
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I got my thrills on Blueberry Hill----- Richie Cunningham
Helllllloooooooooo------Squiggy
Up your nose with a rubber hose---- Vinnie Barbarino
Oooh, Oooh, Ooooh---- Horseshack
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"back to seven fifty" (I love lucy)
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"COME ON DOWN!"....BOB BARKER The Price is Right
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"Kiss my grits!"
"Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than we was before. Better, stronger, faster."
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Beam me up Scotty.........
from the original Star Trek. ::)
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"You look mahvalous" (Billy Crystal)
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I'd like to buy a vowel please, Pat.