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Author Topic: Flippin over porn...literally.  (Read 3521 times)

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Offline Texan38

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Flippin over porn...literally.
« on: March 25, 2008, 01:37:14 pm »
I just had to share this embarrassing, yet hilarious moment.  On Sunday I had decided to go to a porn theater, it was around 2 in the afternoon, clear sky, sun was shinning bright. Walk into this bookstore and pay for the theater.  Now keep in mind I had just come from outside so took awhile for my eyes to adjust and the place was dark.  I slowly make my way to a corner chair on the last row, I put down the seat, sit down, lean back and the next thing I know I'm on the floor with my legs up over my head! The chair didn't have a back! I had just done a flip in a porn theater! I stumble to my feet and stand there stunned. I could feel my face just flush red. I then realize, thankfully, I was the only one in there. No witnesses. Then I began to envision how I must've looked, flat on my back w/ my legs up in the air and I busted out laughing!  That's what I get for going to a porn theater on Easter Sunday!  ::) Just a little embarrassing moment I had to share with you all.  :P
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Offline BT65

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 01:41:40 pm »
Thanks, I needed a good laugh with a visual today.

Note to self-check the backs of chairs before going to the local flesh shop.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 01:42:36 pm »
the next thing I know I'm on the floor with my legs up over my head!

Bless yer little heart, doll! How is this different from any other weekend? :)

MtD
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Offline BT65

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 01:55:37 pm »
Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 25, 2008, 01:42:36 pm

MtD
(Whose friends only recognise him when his knees are behind his ears)

Now I have two good visuals.
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Offline Texan38

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 02:02:42 pm »
Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 25, 2008, 01:42:36 pm
the next thing I know I'm on the floor with my legs up over my head!

Bless yer little heart, doll! How is this different from any other weekend? :)


I was alone and my pants were still on!  ;)
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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 02:06:48 pm »
I was alone and my pants were still on!

Lord save us honey, you're a disgrace to our people. How the fuck did you ever get AIDS? Playin' cards?  ;)

MtD
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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 07:31:03 pm »
Quote from: Texan38 on March 25, 2008, 01:37:14 pm
  I slowly make my way to a corner chair on the last row, I put down the seat, sit down, lean back and the next thing I know I'm on the floor with my legs up over my head!Sunday!  ::) Just a little embarrassing moment I had to share with you all.  :P

 :D  EEEWWWWWWWWWWW....  :D :D  And nobody had to come with a spatula or putty knife to scrape you off that sticky floor !!  :P


Thanks for the laugh-------Ray
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Offline Snowangel

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Re: Flippin over porn...literally.
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2008, 08:29:00 pm »
 I'm with Betty.  Thanks for the visual!! LOL
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