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Author Topic: Really Bad Jokes Part 3  (Read 3095 times)

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Offline bear60

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Really Bad Jokes Part 3
« on: September 30, 2007, 02:35:32 pm »
>On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
>station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
>attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a
>typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the
>golfing pro.
>
>"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a
>quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does
>so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>
>"What are those?" asks the attendant.
>
>"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>
>"Well, what on earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
>
>"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
>
>"Freakin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
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Offline HealthyMomma

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Re: Really Bad Jokes Part 3
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2007, 03:11:49 pm »
LOL :D
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Offline Just John

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Re: Really Bad Jokes Part 3
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 06:16:27 pm »
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

I love these silly posts  :)
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Really Bad Jokes Part 3
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 06:40:04 pm »
Here is an oldie from the Doctor Demento show. I love this stuff.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zGceb4If8PY

I pulled into a Shell station and they said I'd blown a seal. I said just fix the damn thing and keep my private life out it. :D
« Last Edit: October 01, 2007, 06:43:01 pm by GSOgymrat »
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