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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: rondrond on June 12, 2010, 09:14:50 am
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It's that time of year to take our annual
senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you
don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or
non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if
you're losing it or not. T
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give
up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said,
bread, go to Question 2.
2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.'
What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said
'milk,' don't attempt the next question Your brain is over-stressed and may
even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature
such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks
and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink
bricks and a black house is made from black brick s, what is a green house
made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If
you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.
4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is
flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time
was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during
the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately
the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where
would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's
land'?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce
and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the
next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are
driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London ,17 people
get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9
people get on.
In Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people
get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people
get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
Without scrolling back to review, how old is
the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU
driving the bus!!
PS: 95% of people fail most of the
questions!!
I know I did...sigh...
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I read these to my partner and he got all of them right except he missed the part about the bus driver's age. I wonder if there is a difference if he would have read the questions himself instead of me reading them to him? Or, he's just smart? Cause I got many wrong.
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??? Why do I take these dam tests? Why?! Why?! Why?!!