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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: WillyWump on February 10, 2011, 08:53:20 pm
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The rude people at Drive Thrus.
I drive up to the speaker at a Sonic drive thru, here's what happens.
Speaker- "garbled garbled garbled order?"
Me- (I assume she sais can I take your order) "I would a Foot long Coney with Mustard and onions and medium tots with cheese."
Speaker - silence for 15 seconds.
Me- "Hello?"
Speaker - "Yesss?"
Me- "did you get that?"
Speaker- garble, garble garble.
Me- "I cant hear you!"
Speaker - "I cant hear you!" (the rude tone starts)
Me - "What do you want me to do?"
Speaker - "I want you to speak LOUDER and garble, garble garble"
Me- "I want you to speak english and stop clipping your mic cause your cutting yourself off."
Silence for another 20 or so seconds. We are at a stand off and Im not budging.
Speaker - "UH HELLO! what did you want?"
Me- "I want your manager now."
Speaker - Garble Garble Garble.
Me- "what?"
Speaker - "Garble, garble drive up."
Me- "No, Im not moving till you put your manager on this speaker"
Silence for 20 seconds
Manager on speaker - "Can I help you?" (very clearly)
Me- "Oh, so this things does work. I would like a Foot long Coney with mustard and onions and med tots with cheese. AND I want YOU not her to bring me my order and the ph# to your corporate office when I drive around."
Manager on speaker - "that will be $5.81 please drive around."
I get around to the window and talk to the manager (who is no help) while I'm being laughed at by the cook (by this time I am sure there is spit in my hotdog). I call corporate and relay the story to them. Their solution is to send me free coupons out, after I specifically told them I would never be back to Sonic. ( I just went back after a year's absence because they previoulsy pissed me off).
I'm tired of this abuse I get in the drive thrus of the world. It's not just Sonic it's all the fast food places. If they are not forgetting to put the fries in the bag or the Mayo on the burger then it's some rude twit at the speaker or window. They act like I am bothering them by ordering a burger from THEIR restaurant.
What really send me into orbit is when they forget to put something in the bag and you call them when you get home and they say "Ok, well come back up here and we will give it to you". Right. That's what I want to do, drive back and forth to McDonalds all night long.
One time I ordered a chicken sandwich from McDonalds when I was on the highway, I unwrapped the sandwhich and there is bread and lettuce but NO FUCKIN CHICKEN! Brilliant! Who forgets to put chicken on a chicken sandwhich? So of course when I call them they tell me to come back but by this time I'm already 15 miles down the highway.
I'm not taking their bullshit anymore. I am calling corporate every single time I get miffed off at a drive thru. Mc Donalds, Burger King, Taco Bell...whoever. Bitches.
-Will
PS- they forgot to put mustard and Onions on my Coney.
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You definitely got some extra protein on that coney. Hopefully it was just spit.
By the way, I went to Coney Island yesterday afternoon and had some of them delicious hot dogs from Nathan's (even though I've always preferred the ones from Gray's Papaya).
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The rude people at Drive Thrus.
while I'm being laughed at by the cook (by this time I am sure there is spit in my hotdog)
Are something else , they caught a guy shooting semen into yogurt, and giving out FREE samples
http://www.news4jax.com/news/26820324/detail.html
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mebbe you should stop eating fast food
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mebbe you should stop eating fast food
mebbe thay can get some one who needs a job bad enough to do a good job in the drive thrus.
Better yet make the managers work the speakers.
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mebbe thay can get some one who needs a job bad enough to do a good job in the drive thrus.
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Where would we locate sullen teenagers then?
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Will -
I completely gl*&FLR6s saying, when you said d(&^ua$ and then &urg^@d, I would have ag*-9&d$ -
you understand what I'm saying?
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Note: when cook is laughing within view of drive thru window it means both he and the manager have put shit in your food.
Willy, please tell me you didn't eat that special hotdog to go...
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PS- they forgot to put mustard and Onions on my Coney.
Uhh forget that last question.
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mebbe thay can get some one who needs a job bad enough to do a good job in the drive thrus.
Better yet make the managers work the speakers.
It's my fault. I called them in advance and said when the diseased queer with no testicles pulls up make the speaker crackle and use Spanish.
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Will -
I completely gl*&FLR6s saying, when you said d(&^ua$ and then &urg^@d, I would have ag*-9&d$ -
you understand what I'm saying?
Put your manager on
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"diseased queer with no testicles ."
Can I use that? Or is that patented?
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I'm glad to hear we don't have all the dumb asses here in Ohio. I went to a carryout today and my purchase was $6.36 and I handled the clerk $11.36 and she acted moritfied. She kept trying to explain that the $10 bill was enough to pay for it. I finally just told her to punch it into the register and I saw the big light bulb explode over her head and she asked me how I figured that out so quick.
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Put your manager on
How about if I just send you a coupon for a big, juicy hotdog? ::)
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they caught a guy shooting semen into yogurt, and giving out FREE samples
I heard you can get AIDS that way.
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I heard you can get AIDS that way.
Depends on the flavor of the yogurt.
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I'm glad to hear we don't have all the dumb asses here in Ohio. I went to a carryout today and my purchase was $6.36 and I handled the clerk $11.36 and she acted moritfied. She kept trying to explain that the $10 bill was enough to pay for it. I finally just told her to punch it into the register and I saw the big light bulb explode over her head and she asked me how I figured that out so quick.
You should have told her it's this stuff called math.
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Um, Will dear, you know fast food is basically atherosclerosis on a bun, right?
But, if you wish, I will be glad share my hot dog with you. Its Kosher! ;D
HUGS,
Mark
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I hate when they give you cold food or they will throw old fries back down to heat them up. I've gotten to where I'll ask for fresh food and will tell them I don't mind waiting. I did this at McDonald's. I was told my chicken sandwich and fries were just made. They were both cold and had obviously been sitting. We try to only eat out on the weekends--sit down or fast food.
Our Chinese take-out is awesome. They never forget anything and it is always fresh and hot. The lady who owns it knows my voice or number and already knows what we want when I call. And, it isn't like we order there all the time. If I forget to order the wonton soup or pot-stickers, she asks me whether I want them.
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Good service is becoming extremely rare now days, at least around here anyway. I have to go out of the area most of the time if I want decent service (and decent food), lol. A tip for fresh fry's, order them without salt and and then get the packages of salt. They have to make them fresh as they put salt on right away usually.
Crimeny, I can't belive that you ate the hot dog (where is the vomit smiley?).
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For excellent fast food window service you need to go to Chick-fil-a. They always get the order right, offer condiments and say "it will be my pleasure to see you at the window." If the line of cars gets long they have an employee with a headset come out into the parking lot and take your order.
I don't know it is the same elsewhere but at the McDonald's near my house the mornings are an informal senior men social hour. There are usually about 6-12 guys, age 50 +, who have their breakfast, read the newspaper and comment on the events of the day. The counter staff are older women who have work there for years, know everyone's order and called people by their name or "sweetie", "baby", etc. It is nice to see people socializing, even at a fast food restaurant-- kind of like a flower growing out of the concrete.
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For excellent fast food window service you need to go to Chick-fil-a. They always get the order right, offer condiments and say "it will be my pleasure to see you at the window."
Evil (http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=36340) always does have the best service, dang it! :D
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For excellent fast food window service you need to go to Chick-fil-a. They always get the order right, offer condiments and say "it will be my pleasure to see you at the window." If the line of cars gets long they have an employee with a headset come out into the parking lot and take your order.
Mary please, little did you know they spit on your chicken before giving it to you.
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Our Chinese take-out is awesome.
Have you ever noticed that no matter what you order (could be wonton soup only or a meal for eight) its always ready in 10 minutes? I miss good Chinese food... here in this part of SC it does not exist.
Willy - stay away from Taco Hell too !
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Mary please, little did you know they spit on your chicken before giving it to you.
It's spit from pretty Christian school girls. Some men pay good money for that.
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The rude people at Drive Thrus.
I'm not taking their bullshit anymore. I am calling corporate every single time I get miffed off at a drive thru. Mc Donalds, Burger King, Taco Bell...whoever. Bitches.
-Will
PS- they forgot to put mustard and Onions on my Coney.
Oh dear Wumpster's on the warpath. ::)
Just for the record, you shouldn't be eating that garbage to begin with. I'm just sayin.
RAB
(Who loves his bacon cheese burgers :P)
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For excellent fast food window service you need to go to Chick-fil-a. They always get the order right, offer condiments and say "it will be my pleasure to see you at the window." If the line of cars gets long they have an employee with a headset come out into the parking lot and take your order.
of course they are great, they are way bigoted... lol
Here is the story that I read rescently. D
http://news.change.org/stories/yes-chick-fil-a-says-we-explicitly-do-not-like-same-sex-couples
Bet Chick-fil-A wishes this month would end. Over the past few weeks, the restaurant chain's deep ties to the anti-gay movement have been exposed and uncovered by a number of activists, most notably Jeremy Hooper at Good As You. Whether it's Focus on the Family, the National Organization for Marriage, the Pennsylvania Family Institute, or Exodus International, Chick-fil-A ties run deep.
Of course, the President of Chick-fil-A wants gay people to share no hard feelings. The restaurant will gladly feed homosexuals gobs of chicken sandwiches, after all. But when it comes to marriage, Chick-fil-A believes strongly that same-sex couples just don't deserve equal rights.
As we wrote about a few weeks ago, Chick-fil-A's charitable arm, the WinShape Foundation, has been particularly active in the fight against marriage equality. They've hosted conferences with some of the leading opponents of gay marriage in this country. A higher up at WinShape has even praised the efforts of anti-gay activist David Blankenhorn for working against marriage equality, and for articulating a solid reason why American culture should reject same-sex couples.
Now comes some email correspondence that Good As You has shared on their blog, where the WinShape Foundation's Retreat Center -- a center run by the charitable arm of Chick-fil-A -- admits that they have a severe distaste for LGBT people.
The email correspondence goes a little something like this. Someone writes WinShape an easy question about whether their retreat center is open to LGBT people. WinShape's response:
"WinShape Retreat defines marriage from the Biblical standard as being between one man and one woman. Groups/Individuals are welcome who offer wholesome, educational conferences and programs that are compatible with Biblical values and WinShape's purpose," WinShape wrote back.
Kind of some corporate speak, right? So the activist wrote back: can you just give a clear-cut answer? And WinShape confirmed:
"We do not accept homosexual couples because of the statement in our contract."
And so it goes like this: Chick-fil-A is a restaurant where franchises frequently donate to anti-gay organizations like the Pennsylvania Family Institute, Focus on the Family and others. The restaurant's charitable arm, WinShape, holds conferences for opponents of gay marriage and praises their work. And this charitable arm's Retreat program puts a blanket ban on gay couples using their facilities, because they "do not accept homosexual couples."
Yet the President of Chick-fil-A still says that all people, including LGBT people, are treated with respect by the restaurant? Huh, what a funny definition of respect.
Meanwhile, check this story out. So the Human Rights Campaign's NOMExposed project tried to submit an equality-minded video to the Ruth Institute's "Reel Love Video Challenge." The Ruth Institute is an affiliate of the National Organization for Marriage, and they're running a contest where folks can submit videos talking about what love means. The video below was originally accepted, but then promptly booted out of the project once the Ruth Institute became aware that it actually championed equality for same-sex couples.
Here's the kicker: the Ruth Institute's "Reel Love Video Challenge" has a tie-in to Chick-fil-A's WinShape Foundation. Wouldn't it be nice to hear why the Ruth Institute and the WinShape Foundation find the below video so offensive? After all, what is love if it isn't equal?
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Willy, maybe you could always take a packed lunch with you.
Or you could also vent like I do in that passive aggressive way I enjoy, and pee all over the restroom. Baby changing facilities are a favourite target.
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I dont go to Chik-Fil-A, not necessarily because of their political stance, etc.. but merely because I dont like their sandwhiches (they are dry).
McDonalds has gotten better. Their employees seem to half way understand the concept of "getting the order correct". Now they even put a little sticker on the bag that says "Your order was double checked". At least they went through the trouble of ordering stickers. With that being said their service at the inside counter is hideous. It's like a battle everytime you step up to their counter to order. I love it when you walk up and they just stare at you (don't Social mores dictate that they should at least say hello). More times than not they can complete an entire order taking process without saying a word. No "hello", no "Thank you". Sheesh even a "Kiss my bunghole" from them would be welcome.
My experience is that Burger King is tops in drive thru service. I've never gotten a chicken sandwhich without the chicken from them. So in this day and age that ranks as an A++. Also more times than not If I go inside there is a manager working the front, sometimes even working the register.
I've come to accept the little screw-ups in drive thrus. Missing Mayo, fries turned upside down (its like they just scooped the fries into the bag and then threw an empty fry carton on top). It's almost become a game to see what they forgot. If I have someone with me we take bets on what the screw up will be. Mayo always has even odds.
Oh and the ketchup situation. Don't even get me started on that one. Suffice to say it is quickly becoming a valubale commodity on the world market because they will only serve it to you 1 ml at a time.
We can put a man on the moon...but we cant get Mayo on our burger or Chicken on our chicken sandwhich in drive thrus.
Will
PS - yes, I ate the hotdog. I've swallowed more from worse people.
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I think you should STOP EATING FAST FOODS, you know it's just not good for you, go eat an apple or something better, your body will love you back for that 100 fold ;)
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I think you should STOP EATING FAST FOODS, you know it's just not good for you, go eat an apple or something better, your body will love you back for that 100 fold ;)
Yes, but it's the last of my vices, It's all I have left. I dont snort ounces of cocaine daily anymore, I dont drink (much) anymore, And I gave up hooking behind the bus station. Must I give up my fast food and join a nunnery now?
-W
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Yes, but it's the last of my vices, It's all I have left. I dont snort ounces of cocaine daily anymore, I dont drink (much) anymore, And I gave up hooking behind the bus station. Must I give up my fast food and join a nunnery now?
-W
YES, if you wanna look fab when you get to be in your 50s like I'm dear ;D
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PS - yes, I ate the hotdog. I've swallowed more from worse people.
Worse than a Sonic Manager or cook? Are you sure about that, William?
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Yes, but it's the last of my vices, It's all I have left. I dont snort ounces of cocaine daily anymore, I dont drink (much) anymore, And I gave up hooking behind the bus station. Must I give up my fast food and join a nunnery now?
-W
You also smoke like a chimney, coddle Republicans, and chase after underage twinks. You have more than one vice.
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and chase after underage twinks.
Would you please stop perpetuating this Forum myth of me being the resident chicken hawk. I'll have you know that I am an Equal Opportunity chaser, I do not discriminate based on age.
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Would you please stop perpetuating this Forum myth of me being the resident chicken hawk. I'll have you know that I am an Equal Opportunity chaser, I do not discriminate based on age.
As long as they are over 18 your SAFE Willy ;D
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I dont go to Chik-Fil-A, not necessarily because of their political stance, etc.. but merely because I dont like their sandwhiches (they are dry).
Not when the employees spit/cum on them they're not!
I haven't been to a drive-thru in over twenty years. McDonalds didn't even manage to infiltrate the Rock until about ten years ago and while they have a drive-thru, I've never used it nor have I ever eaten there.
The only other internationally-known fast food joint we have here on the Rock is KFC and they only arrived about five years ago. The Manx are staunchly opposed to American fast food places - and I guess it shows.
I really don't miss any of them. I occasionally get an American fast food fix once a year or so when I'm over in Liverpool at my quarterly clinic appointments.
I worked at Arby's when I was in high school and I could just about demolish one of their roast beef sandwiches right about now. Are Arby's still going?
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Yes, Ann, Arby's is still around, and live & well in the US
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Oh man there is nothing like an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich with Arbys sauce on it...Yum. Yes, eating fast food every day can kill you. But like anything else, moderation is the key. I usually get fast food on average about once a month. Once in a great while there is nothing like a McDonalds cheeseburger and fries.
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When I lived in Chicago I loved the fact that I never had to lower myself to eat at those fast food restaurants , instead I could eat the same crap cooked at a privately owned mom and pop .
I love Taco Bell and almost every other fast food place . Its true I did my first shot of insulin behind a KFC .
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Will,
All this fervor over a cheese coney from Sonic? This is precisely why I avoid drive-thrus specifically, and fast food places in general. Too many mistakes, and bad quality food. Though I'll admit to having eaten a few toaster sandwiches from Sonic. ;)
You may be interested in knowing that a Sonic opened in Liberty Hill about 2 years ago. You would have thought it was the opening of Taj Mahal. Traffic was backed up for about a mile on Highway 29, because they were giving away free drinks. Being small town Texas, of course, the line was full of 4-wheel drive pick-up trucks and duallies.
When it's 100 degrees outside in the summer, nothing beats a Grape Slush from Sonic.
Cheers,
Henry
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But what about this, Ann? -- it's Wumpy's cousin:
http://www.wimpy.uk.com/
wtf is that vile looking "Bender in a Bun" sammich? When I lived in Winchester in the 80's, Wimpy was the only game in town.
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Wimpy's has a reputation for being pretty skanky. They have the franchise at some of the motorway rest stops run by "RoadChef" where they also have a petrol station and a shop with hugely over-priced trinkets and maps. The first and only time I ate at a Wimpy's was at a motorway stop - and I'd rather go hungry than do that again.
That bender thing is a fat pork sausage with slices along one side so you can curl bend it into the bun.
PS - No Wimpy's on the Rock either.
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I haven't been to a drive-thru in over twenty years. McDonalds didn't even manage to infiltrate the Rock until about ten years ago and while they have a drive-thru, I've never used it nor have I ever eaten there.
The only other internationally-known fast food joint we have here on the Rock is KFC and they only arrived about five years ago. The Manx are staunchly opposed to American fast food places - and I guess it shows.
I really don't miss any of them. I occasionally get an American fast food fix once a year or so when I'm over in Liverpool at my quarterly clinic appointments.
Who needs fast food when you have pubs.
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Who needs fast food when you have pubs.
It was always my experience that fast food tastes best after a good ol' drinking binge.
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I worked at Arby's when I was in high school and I could just about demolish one of their roast beef sandwiches right about now. Are Arby's still going?
Now that's my down fall! Arby's Beef N Cheddar with a side of potato cakes. May have to go take a spin through their drive thru tonight.
@Buckmark - That's funny about the Sonic in Liberty Hill. Gee when I lived there all we had was the pizzaria across the highway down from the bank. I only went there for a burger if I was real desperate. I usually just imported burgers from the Whataburger in Leander.
-Will
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Arby's Beef N Cheddar with a side of potato cakes.
that post = WIN!
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It was always my experience that fast food tastes best after a good ol' drinking binge.
Testify! And don't get me started on the medicinal magic herb.
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Seriously, all of you really need to start eating more FISH, and GREEN & RED FRUIT & VEGETABLES
Please get off that RED MEAT , it's fine in small moderation, haven't you all heard of a Mediterranean Diet
that's the way I eat everyday, and I feel GREAT ;)
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Seriously, all of you really need to start eating more FISH, and GREEN & RED FRUIT & VEGETABLES
Please get off that RED MEAT , it's fine in small moderation, haven't you all heard of a Mediterranean Diet
that's the way I eat everyday, and I feel GREAT ;)
And do you feel great about having to shave your back twice a week?
MtD
(Who knows all about Mediterranean types)
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And do you feel great about having to shave your back twice a week?
MtD
(Who knows all about Mediterranean types)
Sorry Matty, i don't have much furr on my body, I lost all of that 20yrs. ago when I took AZT and Hydrozyurea so, it's never gonna come back :-[
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I don't eat any fast food anymore, because you can get something healthy and freshly made for the same price as fast food. Also we have much less preservatives in our food, so basically we shop every other day. For drunk eating, there is nothing better than fresh pizza at 4 a.m..
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Please get off that RED MEAT , it's fine in small moderation, haven't you all heard of a Mediterranean Diet
that's the way I eat everyday, and I feel GREAT ;)
mmm Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburger :-*
diet? I don't need no diet ;)
I have great BP, great cholesterol, great triglycerides, good weight, and I feel great.
I blame it on the lemon bars :D ;D
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mmm Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburger :-*
diet? I don't need no diet ;)
I have great BP, great cholesterol, great triglycerides, good weight, and I feel great.
I blame it on the lemon bars :D ;D
Oh I'm not on a diet, I'm not fat, (6'3 190LBS) I just eat that way to stay healthy ;)
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Everything in moderation, including moderation :)
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Sorry Matty, i don't have much furr on my body, I lost all of that 20yrs. ago when I took AZT and Hydrozyurea so, it's never gonna come back :-[
Well keep eating that swarthy diet and you'll be back looking like Robin Williams in no time.
MtD
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*Update*
I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...2 tacos, stuffed jalpenos and onion rings. The lady behind the speaker was a JOY. Clear and concise and understandable. When I got to the window she was so freakin cool. Quite the chatty cathy, so pleasant and As I drove away she stuck her head out the window and yelled have a great day!
Jack N the box = Gold Star A++++
-Will
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Well keep eating that swarthy diet and you'll be back looking like Robin Williams in no time.
MtD
Hasn't happened yet, doubt it ever will, once you loose all your body hair due to 20 yrs of AIDS it don't grow back again..... I still shave my head & face, but other than my pubs, i can assure you it aint anywhere else ;D
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Hasn't happened yet, doubt it ever will, once you loose all your body hair due to 20 yrs of AIDS it don't grow back again.....
Did you lose your pubes too? If you did what sort of merkin do you wear? Synthetic or genuine cadaver hair?
I'm cadaver all the way.
MtD
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Did you lose your pubes too? If you did what sort of merkin do you wear? Synthetic or genuine cadaver hair?
I'm cadaver all the way.
MtD
See edited post above
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See edited post above
Well that's disappointing. I totally had you pegged as a fellow merkin maven. :(
Say, whaddya think about Wumpy? I reckon he's totally into crotch toupes. :)
MtD
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*Update*
I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...2 tacos, stuffed jalpenos and onion rings. The lady behind the speaker was a JOY. Clear and concise and understandable. When I got to the window she was so freakin cool. Quite the chatty cathy, so pleasant and As I drove away she stuck her head out the window and yelled have a great day!
Jack N the box = Gold Star A++++
-Will
Do you ever cook any food at all, are do you just go to fast food joints, you sure go to a lot of them ???
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Do you ever cook any food at all, are do you just go to fast food joints, you sure go to a lot of them ???
Settle down there Judgemental Judy, at least Wumpy has still got his back hair. :P
MtD
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Well that's disappointing. I totally had you pegged as a fellow merkin maven. :(
Say, whaddya think about Wumpy? I reckon he's totally into crotch toupes. :)
MtD
Nope, just banana hamock's = Jocks , gotta keep my boys from falling to the floor in my old age, it's a gravity thang ya know ;D
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Nope, just banana hamock's = Jocks , gotta keep my boys from falling to the floor in my old age, it's a gravity thang ya know ;D
Like a couple of grapefruit in a pair of pantyhose eh? I dig it. There is much to be said for low slung eggs.
MtD
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Like a couple of grapefruit in a pair of pantyhose eh? I dig it. There is much to be said for low slung eggs.
MtD
Yep, I you got it Matty ;D
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Who needs fast food when you have pubs.
Preach! :D There is an Indian and a Chinese right round the corner from my local and when we stand in the back garden to have a smoke, the smell sure makes your mouth water. There's been quite a few times we've given in and pooled our money to get a smorgasbord of dishes which we then lay out on the bar and everyone picks and chooses and eats their fill. Good times!
It was always my experience that fast food tastes best after a good ol' drinking binge.
And an Indian is simply divine!
Now that's my down fall! Arby's Beef N Cheddar with a side of potato cakes. May have to go take a spin through their drive thru tonight.
Would you Fed-Ex me an order? Pretty please?
Everything in moderation, including moderation :)
Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99 :P
*Update*
I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...
Where's my Arbys? >:(
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Preach! :D There is an Indian and a Chinese right round the corner from my local and when we stand in the back garden to have a smoke, the smell sure makes your mouth water. There's been quite a few times we've given in and pooled our money to get a smorgasbord of dishes which we then lay out on the bar and everyone picks and chooses and eats their fill. Good times!
And an Indian is simply divine!
Would you Fed-Ex me an order? Pretty please?
Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99 :P
Where's my Arbys? >:(
Bring on the curry d'YUM ;D
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My brother owns two of those Subway shops. Y'know the bland tasting sandwiches what smell funny?
Dunno how healthy they are, but they're spotlessly fucking clean.
MtD
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My brother owns two of those Subway shops. Y'know the bland tasting sandwiches what smell funny?
Dunno how healthy they are, but they're spotlessly fucking clean.
MtD
Well at least they are eating something FRESH ;)
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Well at least they are eating something FRESH ;)
Insofar as styrofoam can be FRESH I suppose.
Don't get me wrong, I love my baby brother but man those places are hardcore. When he opened his first one back in aught-four I spent three weeks helping him out doing the washing up.
No fucking automagic dishwashers, people. This was total pleb work. Three sinks of doom.
And that funneh Subway smell? It permeates everything. Seriously you can iron a shirt 5 months later and that weird funk wafts up to assault one's delicate nosey-wosey.
Also, Subway does a shit brekkie. Give me a Macca's bacon and egg McFuckin anyday.
MtD
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Settle down there Judgemental Judy, at least Wumpy has still got his back hair. :P
MtD
I'm as hairless as a smooth Swedish boy. I come by it naturally, shaving and Nair (naturally).
@Ann - Ok, but how will I fill out the customs form?
@DenB- There is something to be said about a fast food diet...just look at my amazingly svelt body.
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That smell is the baking of the breads, it's kinda hard to get rid of that easily..... the smell of fresh-baked-bread gives my a hard-on, maybe it's the yeast rising in the Breads ;D
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I'm as hairless as a smooth Swedish boy. I come by it naturally, shaving and Nair (naturally).
I hate the Swedes. Down here they infest our pubs and better youth hostels with their stinky backbacks and ugly-yet-comfortable sandals.
And they never buy their own drinks. Also they reek of pickled herring. Seriously gefilte fish has nothing on those malodorous motherfuckers.
Sure they've tried to make up for it by shitcanning that creepy Assange bloke but it makes no difference. They all look the same to me. Heads on 'em like rats.
MtD
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I hate the Swedes. Down here they infest our pubs and better youth hostels with their stinky backbacks and ugly-yet-comfortable sandals.
And they never buy their own drinks. Also they reek of pickled herring. Seriously gefilte fish has nothing on those malodorous motherfuckers.
Sure they've tried to make up for it by shitcanning that creepy Assange bloke but it makes no difference. They all look the same to me. Heads on 'em like rats.
MtD
I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals ;D
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I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals ;D
Yeah, scat's always been that little bit too far for Matty the Damned.
Sure there are times when you've gotta wipe some chutney off the ferret, coz we can all be a crunchy fuck but you should always have limits.
I can remember once Frau Eva wanted me to provide what she so daintily referred to as "stool samples" and handed me three brown topped (no, really) specimen jars. The ones what have little scoops in the lids.
My response?
"Fuck that. I'll tell you what I told that German pervert at the Mardi Gras after party. You want someone to shit in a jar, you do it yourself."
MtD
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wipe some chutney off the ferret
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I see this Thread has gone from fast foods to fast sex :D
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I see this Thread has gone from fast foods to fast sex :D
And poo. Don't forget the poo. The best threads around here are always about poo.
So, I suppose, we find ourselves back at fast food. :D
Zing!
MtD
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Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99 :P
Lady, I have stolen your WHOLE persona. I am known here an MAnnn. Which, once you know me, becomes absurd two times.
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I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals ;D
Is pee play scat?
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Is pee play scat?
No, water sports are jolly good fun. :)
MtD
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I don't eat any fast food anymore, because you can get something healthy and freshly made for the same price as fast food. Also we have much less preservatives in our food, so basically we shop every other day. For drunk eating, there is nothing better than fresh pizza at 4 a.m..
White Castle is right up there with the best drunk food. However, I've gotten to where the onions tear up my stomach. I think White Castle gets the award for the cleaniest restaurant--or at least they did. Taco Bell was in the top 5--or at least they were when I read it like 5 years ago. I couldn't imagine Taco Bell being that clean. McDonald's actually ranked low, which surprised me.
My first job was at Dairy Queen. Employees would eat the Blizzard candies with their bare hands. I remember one worker was using a knife to cut open a bag of the ice-cream mix and he cut his finger to the bone. The blood went into the ice-cream vat. Well, the ice-cream mix with blood got sucked into the machine. Nothing was done about it. Some people got an extra ingredient in their cones and Blizzards. Now, that would have been a huge Health Dept violation.
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@Ann - Ok, but how will I fill out the customs form?
Tell them it's a roast beef and potato cookbook.
wipe some chutney off the ferret
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No, water sports are jolly good fun. :)
See now, you should have given him a golden shower instead of a gold star.
Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99 :P
Lady, I have stolen your WHOLE persona. I am known here an MAnnn. Which, once you know me, becomes absurd two times.
Eeep! In that case, I want $10.99. Shit like this'll cost ya, mister.
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This is your Captain speaking:
Throughouthis fast food discussion, no one has yet mentioned the most delightfully toxic of all fast food joints: White Castle. Those sublime little patties of Mystery Meat on steamed buns with some kind of cheese-type material and onions slathered on them. Now that's good eatin'! What I wouldn't give for a good old Slow Death With Cheese right about now.
White Castle was, and remains, the only fast food joint that I have gone to that had bullet-proof glass between you and the people you ordered your food from. You got your order through a little sliding metal drawer.
CaptCarl
PS Sorry, didn't see Teds mention a few posts up from here
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Why don't you get out of your car and go into the restaurant and partake of the full atmosphere?
Nice people are everywhere, even in fast food joints.
Or, avoid the fast food joint and go to a local greasy spoon - the service might be more personable.
Its easy to get hostile on an intercom, phone, Internet, etc. Face-to-face might be the way to go since it involves some trust since you'll be eating.
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Better yet, if you are a gay man, stay home and cook something Fabulous! ;D
We must use our talents.
After two months of amoebas, I never want to eat out again.........
Funniest part is I think we caught them in Palm Springs instead of here in the jungle..
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stay home and cook something Fabulous! ;D
good advice to our AMG CookBook Maven ;) ;D
<3 you Will, and <3 the cookbook
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good advice to our AMG CookBook Maven ;) ;D
<3 you Will, and <3 the cookbook
Yes, but sometimes a Girls just gotta get outa the kitchen. :P
-Will
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See what I'm talking about!
The Drive Thrus are really pissing people off. Man Pulls Gun and starts shooting at a San Antonio Taco Bell cause he got pissed off over a Beefy Crunchy Burrito, then leads police on a wild chase with gunfire exchanged, then barricades himself in a hotel room.
And no, I wasnt the perpetrator.
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Taco-Rage-Upset-over-price-increase-man-pulls-gun/7VQbLkwvrE2tkg1aVcOpzw.cspx
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I told you to stay away from Taco Hell.
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See what I'm talking about!
The Drive Thrus are really pissing people off. Man Pulls Gun and starts shooting at a San Antonio Taco Bell cause he got pissed off over a Beefy Crunchy Burrito, then leads police on a wild chase with gunfire exchanged, then barricades himself in a hotel room.
And no, I wasnt the perpetrator.
http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Taco-Rage-Upset-over-price-increase-man-pulls-gun/7VQbLkwvrE2tkg1aVcOpzw.cspx
I saw this earlier and I knew exactly what happened. Like usual, they packed the beef at one end of the burrito, leaving nothing but salad, and sour cream on the other end. Have you ever had a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?
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I saw this earlier and I knew exactly what happened. Like usual, they packed the beef at one end of the burrito, leaving nothing but salad, and sour cream on the other end. Have you ever had a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?
Oh Willy's had a whole lot of different mexican in his mouth.
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a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?
That potentially sounds like the start of a new recipe for our next cookbook.
ingredients:
1 cheap tortilla
2 TBS sour cream (equivalent of 1 mouthful)
seasonings to taste
roll em up then 'kill em' dead!
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And yet another case of being screwed at the fast food joint. But this woman isn't taking their crap anymore...
Where my fries biatch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M86pe0bAb0A&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ytimg.com%2Fyt%2Fswfbin%2Fwatch_as3-vflWK0bb1.swf&has_verified=1
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Ms Smith is not to be messed with!
Smith said she had come to Florida for her first-ever spring break with friends and three of her children.
"If I knew what was gonna happen," she added, "I would've gone to Taco Bell."
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And yet another case of being screwed at the fast food joint. But this woman isn't taking their crap anymore...
Where my fries biatch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M86pe0bAb0A&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ytimg.com%2Fyt%2Fswfbin%2Fwatch_as3-vflWK0bb1.swf&has_verified=1
Holy SHit!!! She just renovated that McDonald's with nothing but a straw dispenser!!!
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It's Burger King. ::)
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It's Burger King. ::)
All this for Burger King fries? Are you frickin kiddin me?
I'm going to have to add this one to my favorites.
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Youtube denied access to that video unless I link youtube to my Gmail account.
This is getting very Orwellian.
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Try this one mecch! It did the same for me but sometimes you can find other videos out on youtube that have not been caught by the controller(s).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csu6q8868Us
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All this for Burger King fries? Are you frickin kiddin me?
Yup. She aint playin.
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That person's punishment should be to pay for the damage. What a mess. Since it was spring break we can assume she was a college student? Unless she's a spoiled rich girl, having to fork over the money might make her think twice next time.
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What a mess.
I wonder if anything like this ever happens at Ruth's Chris??
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That person's punishment should be to pay for the damage. What a mess. Since it was spring break we can assume she was a college student? Unless she's a spoiled rich girl, having to fork over the money might make her think twice next time.
spoiled rich kids don't care about those things, they don't have to care ;D
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Holy SHit!!! She just renovated that McDonald's with nothing but a straw dispenser!!!
False advertising would set anybody off. She wanted her 'pounder' and didn't get it.
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I'll take 2 please! And is that available in the drive-thru?