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[Miss Philicia]

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Anti-Gay Talk Show Host Outed in Hit-and-Run After Leaving DRAG SHOW


Michael Berry gives good (gay)face.


You just know that a news broadcast about an anti-gay politician that begins with, “the [police] department is using video from inside a popular gay bar as a piece of its evidence” is going to be good!

Security camera footage from a well-known gay bar has played a key role in a hit-and-run investigation of a former Houston City Councilman, who is now a conservative talk show host, Local 2 Investigates reported on Wednesday.

A Houston man reported to police that KTRH talk show host Michael Berry plowed his SUV into another car outside T.C.’s Show Baron Converse near Fairview in the Montrose area about 11 p.m. on January 31st.

Tuderia Bennett, of Galena Park, told Houston police that he was working as a bouncer at the front door during a popular cross-dressing ‘drag show’ that was going on inside the club. He watched the crash happen and told police he rushed up to the car after impact and got a good look at Berry behind the wheel.

Berry, in a feat of anti-gay sorcery, managed to discuss the police investigation on his show while failing to mention the gay bar, the drag show, the gay bouncer, or any other piece of the story.

Berry told listeners, “When you poke your finger in somebody’s eye every day like I do, you make enemies,” he said. “There will always be attacks on me…that I said this, or did that. It takes a toll on you personally, but you simply can’t go and chase down every nasty thing said about you.”

It’s not the eye-poking you’re doing that we’re all so suddenly interested in, pal.

Berry has since been added to the top of the gay scandal leger GayHomophobe.com. Surely the honor will do wonders for his careers in politics and conservative radio.

[Buckmark]

Well, it's not only in Texas, but we certainly have our fair share of anti-gay conservatives who are really closet cases.  There is also have Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu, though he's more anti-immigration than anti-gay.  Who's next?  New Jersey Governor Chris Christie? 

[Rhaegar]

Who's next?  New Jersey Governor Chris Christie? 

Bite your tongue!  The straight people can keep Governor Chris Crispy Creme

[WillyWump]

right  . Texas is the only state to have conservative closet cases.

you need to broaden your horizons darling.

-W

[Miss Philicia]

right  . Texas is the only state to have conservative closet cases.

you need to broaden your horizons darling.

-W

Well said, dear -- how much is that monthly child support again? I forgot. Do you get a discount once you have AIDS?

[denb45]

right  . Texas is the only state to have conservative closet cases.

Will, we have a few of those nit-wits here in New Mexico, even our Governor Mrs. Martinez hates all of  us gays 

[Matty the Damned]

right  . Texas is the only state to have conservative closet cases.

you need to broaden your horizons darling.

-W

You're right Wumpala. Sometimes Texans visit the District of Columbia.

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In fact Craigslist is great fun during American Conservative Circlejerks:

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MtD

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[WillyWump]

You're right Wumpala. Sometimes Texans visit the District of Columbia.

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Wonder when this guy is coming back to Texas? 

[Rev. Moon]

Wonder when this guy is coming back to Texas? 

Did you miss the part where he says that he's a bottom?  You planning to do a Texan tortilla?

[Miss Philicia]

Wumpy's a top, dear -- he's pushed out enough babies to prove it.

[Matty the Damned]

Wumpy's a top, dear -- he's pushed out enough babies to prove it.

Knocking up the fat girl with the lisp, lazy eye and built up shoe doesn't make you a top.

Believe me, I know.

MtD

[mikeyb39]

How did you find my ad!  It's amazing how many replies you get if you say you are a student and 21. 

[bocker3]

Knocking up the fat girl with the lisp, lazy eye and built up shoe doesn't make you a top.

Believe me, I know.

MtD

Oh dear godess -- please tell us that there are not little damned ones running around down under!!

although you are correct in your assessments...................

M

[Matty the Damned]

Oh dear godess -- please tell us that there are not little damned ones running around down under!!

although you are correct in your assessments...................

M

There are practical reasons why I am a stout supporter of a Woman's Right to Choose.

MtD

[WillyWump]

Knocking up the fat girl with the lisp, lazy eye and built up shoe doesn't make you a top.

and with this line, you remain my hero. I may needlepoint that on a pillow.

btw, the dam of my youngest son was a high school cheerleader. You bitches jealous now huh.

[Matty the Damned]

and with this line, you remain my hero. I may needlepoint that on a pillow.

btw, the dam of my youngest son was a high school cheerleader. You bitches jealous now huh.

Did she still look like a cheerleader after she dropped your sprog?

MtD

[WillyWump]

Did she still look like a cheerleader after she dropped your sprog?

MtD

no I ruined that one. baby weight, bon bons and all that, and milk-tits that hung down to here.