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Offline mecch

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Sex mad stunner
« on: July 25, 2010, 05:05:15 pm »
Sex mad stunner copies romping antics of her hero
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html
By Jane Atkinson, 18/07/2010

JUST like the characters in her favourite TV show, posh Christina Saunders knows good sex. And so she should, after seducing 1,000 MEN.

Sunday, July 25th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38164

By now you might have already put together a mega slut shrine to Christina Saunders using empty KY tubes, pre-owned condoms, full punch cards from the gynecologist, and a handful of dead crabs. In last week's News of the World (I know, I know!!!!!) 30-year-old Christina Saunders told the tale of how her icon of sluttery Samantha Jones from Sex and the City inspired her to begin the lay of 1,000 dicks! When Christina was 20 years old, she began a 10-year mission to fuck 1,000 dudes. Cut to me serenading Christina with my rendition of "Wind Beneath Wings" backed by a chorus of weeping snatches. More like "Chafe Sores On My Genitals".....

Christina kept track of all her fuck partners in a notebook near her bed and rated each dude or chick on a scale from 1 to 10. Christina's whoreventures went international when she boned 15 dudes in one week in Ibiza. Christina said that by the time her clit stamped the number 300 on a peen, she was a full-fledged dickaholic who couldn't get enough dick! Christina even kept pictures of some of her tricks:

Just last month, Christina successfully completed her mission after her pussy served peen #1000. As soon as the dude came, condom balloons dropped from the sky and Gerard Butler appeared at the door and welcomed Christina into the Slut Hall of Fame.

Christina says that now that her vagina has eaten more wieners than Joey Chestnut, she's ready to find that one special penis, "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."

And Christina's friends call her a SLUT like it's a bad thing! They need more education. Being a slut is a beautiful thing. The sex moan from a slut is really what makes the world go 'round.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline hope_for_a_cure

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 05:26:54 pm »
It does take some doing I would guess to achieve true slut status.  I went through what I would call a 'slutty phase' back in 2003 & 2004.  Of course, I did not come close to bedding 1000 men, and I would NEVER keep a log of who they were.  Now that takes it to a whole new level. 

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 05:53:21 pm »
Fifteen men in a week?  I think I've done that in one night.    ::)
It's a complex world

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 05:58:00 pm »
Fifteen men in a week?  I think I've done that in one night.    ::)

Bath house orgies don't count dear, there's no conquest involved.  Any rag doll can lay up in a sling.
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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 06:08:29 pm »
Any rag doll can lay up in a sling.

That was too fawking funny  ;D

And Christina's friends call her a SLUT like it's a bad thing! They need more education. Being a slut is a beautiful thing.

Troo dis.  Now, am I out of the loop or who the hell is this Christina Saunders? I can't say that I ever heard of her.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 06:15:49 pm »
A British party girl with a cooter and a dream.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 06:21:15 pm »
They dont call her 'helium heels' for nothing!   

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 06:35:40 pm »
Bath house orgies don't count dear, there's no conquest involved.  Any rag doll can lay up in a sling.
When I first moved to Fort Lauderdale in 1998 I had my brother go with me while I submitted my application to the Ramrod to be a slingboy --- I got offerred the job - but decided against taking it -- I guess my control issues kicked in and I didn't want to be put in that position (no pun intended) and didn't accept it....   ;)
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline hope_for_a_cure

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 06:39:49 pm »
phildinftlaudy, that would have looked so good on your resume.   

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 06:52:54 pm »
What kind of good brother would allow such a career move?
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 06:56:34 pm »
What kind of good brother would allow such a career move?
He couldn't take his eyes off the porn playing on the video screens throughout the bar -- it was his first time in a gay bar.... :o
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 07:10:26 pm »
When I first moved to Fort Lauderdale in 1998 I had my brother go with me while I submitted my application to the Ramrod to be a slingboy --- I got offerred the job - but decided against taking it -- I guess my control issues kicked in and I didn't want to be put in that position (no pun intended) and didn't accept it....   ;)

Was that wise considering at the time Mommy thought you still sucked clit?
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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2010, 07:15:23 pm »
Was that wise considering at the time Mommy thought you still sucked clit?
LMAO --- yeah, at that time she was still living up in PA - in the small town I came from.  I was like a kid in a gay candy store in Ft. Lauderdale after growing up in an area that only had one gay bar within a 100 mile radius of where I lived.  Sling boy seemed like a natural progression at the time -- I had only been here like 3 months at the time.  And my brother, who to this day, is an uptight closet case, knew not to say anything lest his secret also be exposed.
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 07:24:18 pm »
He couldn't take his eyes off the porn playing on the video screens throughout the bar

Are you sure that your baby bro doesn't have a surprise in store for mommie dearest and sweet ol'papi?  That gay gene is pretty strong, ya know?

[Edit] I just saw your response [/edit]


And my brother, who to this day, is an uptight closet case, knew not to say anything lest his secret also be exposed.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2010, 07:32:55 pm »
LMAO --- yeah, at that time she was still living up in PA - in the small town I came from.  

You didn't have to traipse all the way down there for cock.  In Filthydelphia you could get your HIV lab work done at the clinic, then walk 1/2 block to the 5-story sex club.  And if you got bored there there are two video booth places across the street and yet another sex club six more blocks west.
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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2010, 07:34:44 pm »
My brother came up to DC for a visit once and I took him to several of the gay hot spots there.  He told me to just go on home and he would find a way back to the apartment.  He showed up the next morning and I never did get the full scoop on what he got himself into... or what got into him.  I do know that years later he was 'doing' a married couple in Myrtle Beach and 'did' them for years.  

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2010, 07:35:47 pm »
Hey Miss P,

Was that on Samson St by chance??

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2010, 07:43:29 pm »
You didn't have to traipse all the way down there for cock.  In Filthydelphia you could get your HIV lab work done at the clinic, then walk 1/2 block to the 5-story sex club.  And if you got bored there there are two video booth places across the street and yet another sex club six more blocks west.
I would have loved to stay up in the NYC/Philadelphia area - but just don't like dealing with those winters.  But who knows what the future holds -- especially as I sit here in my apartment with the A/C still out (until tomorrow) and it is around 95 degrees in here.....
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2010, 08:03:26 pm »
Hey Miss P,

Was that on Samson St by chance??

The five story place is near Samson, the other is on Samson.
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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010, 08:09:31 pm »
Bath house orgies don't count dear, there's no conquest involved.  Any rag doll can lay up in a sling.

It's hardly a 'conquest' when you're using pussy for bait, either.  She should have completed that 'mission' in a year.  There wouldn't have been much time for note-taking though.

And I tend to top more than bottom in a bath house.
It's a complex world

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 08:18:10 pm »

And I tend to top more than bottom in a bath house.

I hear ya.  And that's the great thing about teh intranet -- you can just make stuff up :)
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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 08:35:02 pm »


 went international when she boned 15 dudes in one week in Ibiza.

Pfft. Whatevs, I can do that with one arm tied behind my back.

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Re: Sex mad stunner
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010, 09:04:04 pm »
I hear ya.  And that's the great thing about teh intranet -- you can just make stuff up :)

Indeed, I've read some whoppers, right on this very forum!    ;)
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