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Title: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Ann on August 13, 2006, 11:18:39 am

Mandatory viewing for a Sunday afternoon. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopV5PKkU_0) :D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Sdgirl on August 13, 2006, 11:21:30 am

LOVED IT!  LMAO!   ;D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Quarter Horse on August 13, 2006, 11:27:38 am

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ann, I laughed my ass off!! Thanks for sharing this.

Brian

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: frenchpat on August 13, 2006, 11:29:48 am

One word:

Merci!

Pat

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: RAB on August 13, 2006, 11:35:43 am

Ann

You are so going to hell!  LMAO!   :D :D :D :D :D

RAB

(Who is comforted to know that he and Ann will be spending the rest of eternity together!   ;D)

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: DancerBoy on August 13, 2006, 11:39:04 am

Jesus!  Ann I loved that!

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: The Canuck on August 13, 2006, 11:42:31 am

Who is comforted to know that he and Ann will be spending the rest of eternity together!  

I'll try to go elsewhere since I want some quality time.  ;D

The Canuck

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: alisenjafi on August 13, 2006, 11:42:56 am

This should be sent to every  political rep in America- and Mel when he is out of rehab
Amen
Johnny

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: ademas on August 13, 2006, 11:54:07 am

A favorite of mine!
Thanks for giving it it's own thread!
xox

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Dachshund on August 13, 2006, 12:54:20 pm

lovin' it ;D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: david25luvit on August 13, 2006, 01:58:49 pm

OMG!  Ann.........Funny!  Very funny! ;D  I can think of about five people I'd like to share this with... :o
and knowing me...  I probably will.  :P Thanks Ann. 
Big Thumbs Up! :-*

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Life on August 13, 2006, 02:01:17 pm

For Christ's sake, thats funny... Ann, I never thought you had it in you....   :D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Sae on August 13, 2006, 02:46:25 pm

LMAO!

I've said it before....I'll say it again...
If hell is where we meet...coca cola beats the heat.

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: RapidRod on August 13, 2006, 04:22:14 pm

ROFL, I know Matty wrote that.  :D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: anniebc on August 13, 2006, 05:11:30 pm

 :D :D :D..I loved it Ann.

I'm with you Rod..sounds like something Matty would write.

Hugs
Jan :-*

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Nadine on August 13, 2006, 05:32:15 pm

 :D ;D :D ;D
That was great!

I too believe that Matty had something to do with the writing of that one.

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Eldon on August 13, 2006, 08:14:10 pm

Hi Ann, it's Eldon, That was pretty cool. I laughed.

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Ann on August 13, 2006, 08:28:14 pm

Quote from: Eric on August 13, 2006, 02:01:17 pm

For Christ's sake, thats funny... Ann, I never thought you had it in you....   :D

Weeeellll.... I do confess to having it in me once or twice.  ::)

Guess I musta done, otherwise it was one immaculate conception and one immaculate infection for me. :D Does that make me a saint?

I'm glad I gave some folks a giggle today. ;)

Ann
(who'd rather laugh with the sinners)

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: aztecan on August 13, 2006, 08:31:30 pm

Well, I for one am just shocked!   :o   Shocked that is, that I haven't seen this before.

RMAOFL or whatever the hell that acronym is.

OK, I have to make a confession. I just sent to the local catholic priest.

I know, I'm bad.  :( I deserve to be punished!  :-\

Any takers?  8)

HUGS,

Mark

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Lwood on August 13, 2006, 09:41:19 pm

I'm Sooooo Going to Hell for watching that,   see ya there . :P

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Ann on August 14, 2006, 06:58:36 am

LOL Mark, I think you've invented a new acronym - RMAOFL = rolling my ass off f*cking laughing. hehehehe!

I'm happy to know I'll have so much esteemed company in the hot regions.

Lwood, that guy made me think of you. Is he a close relative?

I think I'm going to have to compose a song called "Keep your Jesus off my Pussy, keep your bible off my BOOBS!". Meow!

Ann
(who can't get the chorus out of her head!)

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Dachshund on August 14, 2006, 08:15:50 am

"keep your Messiah off my member, keep your scriptures off my sac"


Satan, table for ten? ;D

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: Life on August 14, 2006, 09:24:56 am

Slide over Sadam,  we have Company../ Quote Satan
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-1/1137672/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg)
Lwood, get out from behind the couch and give me some..

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: RapidRod on August 14, 2006, 06:25:35 pm

Dear God,
Please forgive all those above. I would never tell you to keep Jesus off my penis. He is more than welcome to sit on my penis anytime.

Your friend,
Rod

Title: Re: keep your jesus off my penis
Post by: J.R.E. on August 14, 2006, 08:51:35 pm

 :D

Now that is funny !! I guess i will be going to hell also !! Maybe if I connect all the rosary beads together and jumprope, I will be forgiven :D



Ray