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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: tednlou2 on May 26, 2010, 03:19:32 am
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There were 2 news stories that I enjoyed today. Here they are:
This one is a mother who doesn't like the new Barbie. She feels the Barbie shows too much cleavage. You'll have to look at the mother to see why this is funny. Jay Leno even commented on it tonight. Another example of people who live in glass houses....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/37316070#37316070
The 2nd is a Republican candidate who has stolen Obama's speech from 2004 almost word for word. They give a side-by-side comparison
http://technorati.com/videos/article/tea-partier-vaughn-ward-plagiarizes-obama/
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That Vaughn Ward sure is creative. I caught this on Olbermann last night. Yep, almost word for word.
Ray
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I have to ask if the mother has looked in the mirror recently ;D
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(http://edge.shop.com/ccimg.shop.com/210000/213600/213670/products/-!Want%20To%20Be%20Like%20Barbie%20Adult%20T%20Shirt--42079438.jpg)
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Going by the cleavage on that Barbie, even Barbie has silicone implants these days. I mean, back in the day when I had Barbies, they had pointy tits that wouldn't show that kind of curvegeness (curvosity?) even if low cut tops were available to buy for her.
I was wondering "what's up with that??" concerning the second woman's hair. Then I saw what her daughters had done to their Barbie's hair and thought, "Oh." Sometimes the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Oh woman(the mom) please, Ken's been going without a penis since his inception.
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I like the Teabaggin' candidate in North Carolina that does heroin and claims to be the Messiah:
linky (http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2010/05/25/meet-the-tea-party-s-messiah-and-the-gop-s-headache.aspx)
Don't they vet these jokers? Also, where's Rand Paul hiding these days?
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back in the day when I had Barbies, they had pointy tits that wouldn't show that kind of curvegeness (curvosity?) even if low cut tops were available to buy for her.
Back when I had BArbies, the only clothes they made for her were turtle necks *sigh* oh to have a plunging neckline top for her back then.
-Will
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I like the Teabaggin' candidate in North Carolina that does heroin and claims to be the Messiah:
linky (http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/thegaggle/archive/2010/05/25/meet-the-tea-party-s-messiah-and-the-gop-s-headache.aspx)
Don't they vet these jokers? Also, where's Rand Paul hiding these days?
Eh, forget the Teabaggers and other political nonsense. I'd rather talk tits.
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Back when I had BArbies, the only clothes they made for her were turtle necks *sigh* oh to have a plunging neckline top for her back then.
-Will
My sister had a Barbie (that I wasn't allowed near) that must have been one of the very first models. She had a one-piece swimming suit that had a fairly low-cut neckline, but with her tits being so pointy, you didn't really see any cleavage, just ... well, I guess it would be breastbone. I guess the concept of underwires or push-ups weren't invented yet.
And on a related note, do you know why they named them "WonderBra"?
Because when you take it off, you wonder where they went. ;D
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Back when I had BArbies, the only clothes they made for her were turtle necks *sigh* oh to have a plunging neckline top for her back then.
-Will
I can honestly say I never owned a Barbie, nor did I ever play with girl's toys... well unless you consider my obsession with brooms and sweeping as a child.
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Is anyone else getting David and Ann confused? Or is it just me? I think it's the greyish avatars... never noticed before how much I don't pay attention to the name.
Sorry for the hijack. ;D
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Is anyone else getting David and Ann confused? Or is it just me? I think it's the greyish avatars... never noticed before how much I don't pay attention to the name.
Sorry for the hijack. ;D
Yes, when all the Avatars were removed awhile back It was so confusing as I was used to just scanning the pics and knowing who was posting by the pic. Now I actually have to read the names *sigh*.
I also miss the annoying avatars MissP would post bi-weekly :(
-Will
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I can honestly say I never owned a Barbie, nor did I ever play with girl's toys... well unless you consider my obsession with brooms and sweeping as a child.
Can you say "sexist", boys and girls? I knew you could. ;D
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I can honestly say I never owned a Barbie, nor did I ever play with girl's toys... well unless you consider my obsession with brooms and sweeping as a child.
Annie obsession?
I only had boy toys because my father desperated wanted me to be a hunter and golfer (sorry dad) they did buy me a smurf's 45 player when I was a kid and I owned a cyndi lauper single, but that's about it
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Oh woman(the mom) please, Ken's been going without a penis since his inception.
And that my dear is the only reason I was allowed to play with him... ;)
Never really liked Barbie, she was a bit of bimbo even back then..but it was doll you just had to have if you wanted your friends to come round and play.
Hugs
Jan :-*
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Can you say "sexist", boys and girls? I knew you could. ;D
Naw, I went right past the Barbie's and would put on dresses, then go across the street in these glorious outfits and sing church hymns for neighbors. All of the old ladies loved me.
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Naw, I went right past the Barbie's and would put on dresses, then go across the street in these glorious outfits and sing church hymns for neighbors. All of the old ladies loved me.
hehehe... I was commenting on your leap from talking about girl's toys to talking about brooms and sweeping as though cleaning floors were a gender specific activity. Although I can see how one end of a broom might be, at a stretch, considered to be a girl's toy. ;D
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I have tried to play with Barbies. My 18 year old had everything from the house to the car. We used to have one of those little old fashioned beauty cases filled with clothes for all her Barbies. She would always want me to play. I don't get it, to take a shirt off the big tittied piece is a bitch and a half, no lie!!
After finally giving in to her pleas, and verifying she didnt want to go out back to throw the football, we would throw on Lion King while playing Barbie's house. It was grueling, but it didn't last long. After about 5 minutes of saying hello between 5 dolls all named Barbie, my daughter would usually start scolding me over my actions. Evidently, unlike my old GI Joes, Barbies don't like to roundhouse kick and throw eye gouges at each other. I didn't know this. Nope, nothing but tea party after tea party, going in and out of a piece of plastic that kind of looks like a bed, and ringing the doorbell... THAT"S IT!!! That's all Barbie does...
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I was kind of a brat when I was younger, and my parents, being the workaholics that they [are] were, got me whatever I wanted. So I had an easy bake oven.
mmm the best not-food food that a 120 watt lightbulb in a plastic box can cook.
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I can honestly say I never owned a Barbie, nor did I ever play with girl's toys... well unless you consider my obsession with brooms and sweeping as a child.
I played with my older sisters' easy bake oven. Is that a "girls" toy? I guess so but when my 7th grade class was the first one where girls could take shop and boys could take Home Ec so I think genderroles were already under question.
Needless to say, a number of girls took shop, and only one boy took Home Ec - a ragingly handsome and mature jock who wanted to get in girls panties.
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slight confession I collect barbie dolls just started about a year ago and have 3 large bins full. Too include lots of old barbie toys still in package I bought online.....
But then yet again, I didn't get to play with barbies as a little girl I had to steal my brothers G.I Joe's. and was way more into Thundercats as a little girl oh...and my hero She-Ra! -_- I'm just a big kid...
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I wanted a Barbie like nothing else when I was little, but I wasn't game enough to ask. My Aunty bought me a tea-set, my father was utterly horrified.
MtD
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I played with all the boy toys-- He-Man, Voltron, Star Wars, Thunder Cats, etc. However, I loved Wonder Woman and I would put a towel up around my head and spin around and the towel would come down like hair. So, maybe I'm really bi. I do get turned on by some women. I remember a girlfriend when we were like 5 wanted me to play Barbie and I was embarrassed. She said no one would know. I'm still good friends with her and her brother is my best friend--who happens to be gay. Maybe all that Barbie play did it :D
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This story made me laugh today. A Lexington, KY man posed as a doctor to give men prostate and hernia exams. He is also accused of injecting them with "vitamins". I saw this on TV news and everyone chuckled. They don't say where he was injecting these "vitamins". I guess it isn't so funny to the men. And I hope they didn't let him inject them into their butts.
http://www.kentucky.com/2010/05/05/1252706/man-indicted-on-73-counts-of-practicing.html
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I do get turned on by some women.
k
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Not many these days, but some. I could get it up for a women. It has been a while since I was last with a woman, but I still know the mechanics. I have them put on a strap-on. ;)
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Not many these days, but some. I could get it up for a women. It has been a while since I was last with a woman, but I still know the mechanics. I have them put on a strap-on. ;)
You've screwed a girl, Teddy? From seeing the picture of you I'd never have thought it so.
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You've screwed a girl, Teddy? From seeing the picture of you I'd never have thought it so.
Oh yeah that pic is totally ghey,
Matty the Damned has not screwed a girl, but he licked her lady parts. :)
MtD
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You've screwed a girl, Teddy? From seeing the picture of you I'd never have thought it so.
Oh yeah that pic is totally ghey,
Matty the Damned has not screwed a girl, but he licked her lady parts. :)
MtD
You guys are funny. That made me laugh...seriously. That pic looks gay? I took it off the TV screen, so I stopped the tape. I was reading the teleprompter in that, so it is stopped as I'm reading.
I'm pretty masculine actually. Most people never know I like teh mens until my prada bag falls out of my mouth. Seriously, I'm manly. I know how to change my own oil. I just realized I set myself up for a joke there with the oil. In highschool, I had lots of sex with girls. One gf and I would go back to her house for lunch and do it. I even had to have a paternity test when I was around 18, but it wasn't mine.
To top it off, I played basketball through highschool. Well, I didn't make the highschool team, but I played in elementary and middle school. My point is, yes I've gotten more gay as I've aged.
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You guys are funny. That made me laugh...seriously. That pic looks gay? I took it off the TV screen, so I stopped the tape. I was reading the teleprompter in that, so it is stopped as I'm reading.
Might be somethiong to do with the make-up and seemingly soft focus (this could just be my eyesight, I swear I'm turning into Mr. McGoo)
I'm pretty masculine actually. Most people never know I like teh mens until my prada bag falls out of my mouth. Seriously, I'm manly. I know how to change my own oil. I just realized I set myself up for a joke there with the oil. In highschool, I had lots of sex with girls. One gf and I would go back to her house for lunch and do it. I even had to have a paternity test when I was around 18, but it wasn't mine.
To top it off, I played basketball through highschool. Well, I didn't make the highschool team, but I played in elementary and middle school. My point is, yes I've gotten more gay as I've aged.
Nope I can't deny it!! I have to ask how does sports and the ability to do car maintenance define what you like to get up to sous-la couette
John
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I have a thing for Asian girls with American or Australian accents...I have absolutely no idea why this turns me on. I've been on dates with several. Yea no one is more confused about that than I am.
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I have a thing for Asian girls with American or Australian accents...I have absolutely no idea why this turns me on. I've been on dates with several. Yea no one is more confused about that than I am.
I have this definate suspition i might not have woken up, reality is on the blink. ;D
John
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Had I been born hetero I'm sure I would be married to a black woman . I have always had a thing for blond guys or red hair but a beautiful black woman still puts a smile on my face as gay as I am .
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I was looking through my blog archives earlier (for a disclosure-type entry) and came across a blog I'd forgotten I'd written. Ken and Barbie and Learning About Love (http://blogs.poz.com/ann/archives/2006/10/ken_and_barbie.html).
So, maybe I'm really bi.
Most people aren't 100% gay or 100% straight - they fall somewhere in-between. I'm 60/40, straight being a little more predominant. :)
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Had I been born hetero I'm sure I would be married to a black woman . I have always had a thing for blond guys or red hair but a beautiful black woman still puts a smile on my face as gay as I am .
;D I got some videos for you... hehe yeahhh. Is it the nappy nap?? Just joking, I know what it is though, it's that big assss!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/SkeeboDa1#p/f/4/SamobONoJ2I
I have a thing for Asian girls with American or Australian accents...I have absolutely no idea why this turns me on. I've been on dates with several. Yea no one is more confused about that than I am.
Never been with one of those. Where are you again? Mississippi, was it?
I've been with several nationalities: Haitian, Jamacain, Bahamian, African, Cuban, Puerto Rican, some girl who was dutch, but didnt get the country, Santo Domingo, Uraguay lol (next door neighbor). I've even been with several white women, just never had a relationship with one. As soon as they find out I've dated sisters and have black children they pretty much head for the hills. I admit to a long-standing secret crush for Natalie Imbruglia.
You guys are funny. That made me laugh...seriously. That pic looks gay? I took it off the TV screen, so I stopped the tape. I was reading the teleprompter in that, so it is stopped as I'm reading.
I'm pretty masculine actually. Most people never know I like teh mens until my prada bag falls out of my mouth. Seriously, I'm manly. I know how to change my own oil. I just realized I set myself up for a joke there with the oil. In highschool, I had lots of sex with girls. One gf and I would go back to her house for lunch and do it. I even had to have a paternity test when I was around 18, but it wasn't mine.
To top it off, I played basketball through highschool. Well, I didn't make the highschool team, but I played in elementary and middle school. My point is, yes I've gotten more gay as I've aged.
I never thought your pic looked gay, constipated perhaps, but not gay.
Oh yeah that pic is totally ghey,
Matty the Damned has not screwed a girl, but he licked her lady parts. :)
MtD
You went down under?!?! Many straight guys don't venture below the belly, impressive.
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;D I got some videos for you... hehe yeahhh. Is it the nappy nap?? Just joking, I know what it is though, it's that big assss!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/user/SkeeboDa1#p/f/4/SamobONoJ2I
Never been with one of those. Where are you again? Mississippi, was it?
I've been with several nationalities: Haitian, Jamacain, Bahamian, African, Cuban, Puerto Rican, some girl who was dutch, but didnt get the country, Santo Domingo, Uraguay lol (next door neighbor). I've even been with several white women, just never had a relationship with one. As soon as they find out I've dated sisters and have black children they pretty much head for the hills. I admit to a long-standing secret crush for Natalie Imbruglia.
I never thought your pic looked gay, constipated perhaps, but not gay.
You went down under?!?! Many straight guys don't venture below the belly, impressive.
Thanks for the video . I'm all cured of the hetero thang now ;D
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You guys are funny. That made me laugh...seriously. That pic looks gay? I took it off the TV screen, so I stopped the tape. I was reading the teleprompter in that, so it is stopped as I'm reading.
I'm pretty masculine actually. Most people never know I like teh mens until my prada bag falls out of my mouth. Seriously, I'm manly. I know how to change my own oil. I just realized I set myself up for a joke there with the oil. In highschool, I had lots of sex with girls. One gf and I would go back to her house for lunch and do it. I even had to have a paternity test when I was around 18, but it wasn't mine.
To top it off, I played basketball through highschool. Well, I didn't make the highschool team, but I played in elementary and middle school. My point is, yes I've gotten more gay as I've aged.
No dearie, not your avatar -- we're referencing other pictures found floating on the internet. If I ran into you at a bath house I'd have to say you have "greedy bottom" written on your forehead with cheap Avon lipstick.
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some girl who was dutch, but didnt get the country
If she was Dutch, she was from the Netherlands, by definition! People from the Netherlands are known as Dutch people.
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If she was Dutch, she was from the Netherlands, by definition! People from the Netherlands are known as Dutch people.
Naw, she spoke Dutch and claimed to be one, but was black. I believe she was from either Guyana or Suriname, can't remember which though due to being a dog after my first divorce.
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She might have said she was from Holland.. not sure though.
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I've been with several nationalities: Haitian, Jamacain, Bahamian, African, Cuban, Puerto Rican, some girl who was dutch, but didnt get the country, Santo Domingo, Uraguay lol (next door neighbor). I've even been with several white women, just never had a relationship with one.
I will beat everyone here if this becomes a contest of conquered nations.
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Give me a Billy Doll any day. ;)
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She might have said she was from Holland.. not sure though.
Holland is just another name for the Netherlands. However, there are some former, and possibly current Dutch colonies in South America and maybe Africa. However I certainly wouldn't assume she wasn't from the European continent just because she wasn't Caucasian.
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Naw, she spoke Dutch and claimed to be one, but was black. I believe she was from either Guyana or Suriname, can't remember which though due to being a dog after my first divorce.
Skeebo, this isn't the first time in recent posts that you have shown this blind spot about race and nationality. People "of colour" can be culturally and linguistically and politically -- or any mix of those - citizens of countries that many think are caucasian.
Holland had a huge empire and many people for example in Surinam may consider themselves Dutch as much as anything. And certainly immigrants from former colonies to the homeland. In France you are "French" if you have the passport and speak French. Someone from Maghreb born in Africa or in France could easily identify as French or as Tunisian for example.
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Skeebo, this isn't the first time in recent posts that you have shown this blind spot about race and nationality. People "of colour" can be culturally and linguistically and politically -- or any mix of those - citizens of countries that many think are caucasian.
Holland had a huge empire and many people for example in Surinam may consider themselves Dutch as much as anything. And certainly immigrants from former colonies to the homeland. In France you are "French" if you have the passport and speak French. Someone from Maghreb born in Africa or in France could easily identify as French or as Tunisian for example.
Mecch. don't try that crap on me son. It was an act first and foremost. I happen to be very in tune with other cultures. You missed my joke in the acrobat thread, just like many did. And that was: how can he be Australian if he refers to himself as the African Acrobat. It was a joke that went over your head-
... and yes Suriname is indeed Dutch aka Dutch Guyana, as I said above I can't remember what she told me, because after dinner we fucked and never saw each other again.
Don't worry Mecch, like you, I have urges to go out there in left field every now and then.
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I never thought your pic looked gay, constipated perhaps, but not gay.
Well, that funny comment just loosened up the poo
No dearie, not your avatar -- we're referencing other pictures found floating on the internet. If I ran into you at a bath house I'd have to say you have "greedy bottom" written on your forehead with cheap Avon lipstick.
What are these pix of me out there. I'm scared :-[
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***NEW***
By the way, I was struck by 2 more funny things on the news today. The first was a baby who smokes. It is funny how he smokes just like an adult, but very sad and awful, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LQg531P0nQ
The 2nd is of President Obama's press conference today. He says his daughter came in the bathroom and asked him a question about plugging the hole. I'm sure Leno and others will use this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w0kAC6t86U
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What are these pix of me out there. I'm scared :-[
The straw cowboy hat with the superman logo and a puca shell choker ring a bell?
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The straw cowboy hat with the superman logo and a puca shell choker ring a bell?
And then there's always the one by the fridge with a baseball cap. Very college frat-boy.
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The straw cowboy hat with the superman logo and a puca shell choker ring a bell?
I just realized how easy it is to find Facebook profiles. You don't even need the person's last name. I also realized I didn't have mine set to "friends only". So that is what you've been talking about. I guess the Louisville area only having about 1 million people, it made things easier that my profile came right up. I know many people have their profiles set private and I always wondered why they were so private.
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I just realized how easy it is to find Facebook profiles. You don't even need the person's last name. I also realized I didn't have mine set to "friends only". So that is what you've been talking about. I guess the Louisville area only having about 1 million people, it made things easier that my profile came right up. I know many people have their profiles set private and I always wondered why they were so private.
Actually no, I didn't find this on facebook. How would I find that without your last name?
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Actually no, I didn't find this on facebook. How would I find that without your last name?
Easy as pie, try just the first name and city. Tedderz baby, if you are so concerned about privacy you need to adjust your settings; your wall and pictures are open to the world.
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Actually no, I didn't find this on facebook. How would I find that without your last name?
Easy as pie, try just the first name and city. Tedderz baby, if you are so concerned about privacy you need to adjust your settings; your wall and pictures are open to the world.
Yeah, it is the first name and city. I guess if you live in a large city, it may take a while to find it. I made it easier by using the same pic for my FB account. Where else would those pix have been? That is a puzzle.
I'm trying to be more open about myself, so maybe by being more open will help me to eventually disclose my status to family--instead of being so secretive (which I obviously haven't done a very good job..lol). I know now to not post things about people with well-known names, however.
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Where else would those pix have been? That is a puzzle.
We found them on manhunt under a profile named "fill-me-up-daddy."
JK... think of another place where you have posted stuff using your name ;)
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So Theodore, what was up with that 70's porn stache you used to sport in high school? I figure that wasn't horribly chic in 1994 even for Kentucky.
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So Theodore, what was up with that 70's porn stache you used to sport in high school? I figure that wasn't horribly chic in 1994 even for Kentucky.
I know, I'm embarrassed over that stache. You're right, there were probably only a few of us sporting that look. I could grow a stache beginning in 5th grade, so I think it was my way of looking older. I would shave it and then let it grow back. It did help to get me into the clubs at 17, though.
Fill-me-up-daddy?? That is hilarious. I've never had that name for those who may think its true. I'll have to go look up that name now. :o
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I'm just asking for trouble. I tried an experiment at photobucket.com. I put in my screenname in the search field to see if any of my pix came up. Nothing did. However, I put in the email address I used to set up the account and all my photobucket pix and videos came up for public consumption.
It goes to show why experts say to use different accounts and different passwords. Although, no password was needed in this case. I didn't realize you could pull up someone's photobucket account if you knew the email address they used to set it up. Probably, most people use the same address for everything.
I'm so glad I don't have my Falcon Video audition tape on there :o
Modified: I was just told by my friend how stupid I am once again. He informed me photobucket has a privacy setting. Duh!
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tedderz, this just goes to show you've been out of the HIV closet (partially) for seven months and no worse for wear.
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Stop tormenting the boy you two.
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One time in the 80's a couple buddies and I were walking down Avenue A and these two gorgeous gym bunnies were talking very loud and we caught various words and phrases. One of them was "yeah I got my contract with Falcon but...." and then we didnt catch the rest of it.
This became a catch phrase we used at parties when we were given shade by gorgeous hunks. "Contract Falcon" with a roll of our eyes.
We also used it when we achieved our little successes in our little careers. "Contract Falcon!"