Author Topic: Nukkake! (Read 7005 times)

Matty the Damned · « **on:** March 12, 2012, 01:51:09 am »

A new terror holds the world to ransom:

Jesuit Nuclear Bukkake!

And, naturally, there is the obligatory bug shit insane website (designed by the people who brought us Time Cube, no doubt) to back it all up.

I can't begin to imagine the panic this will create in Am I Infected.

MtD

tednlou2 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:33:51 am »

Holy nutcase Batman! Cum-filled nuclear bombs? I even watched some of the one where Hugh Jackman attempted to rescue her mother, whose body had been switched out or something or anutty. Thought for sure this had to be a spoof.

mecch · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2012, 05:53:28 am »

Is that Sqeaky Fromme?

Oh, inquiring minds want to know? Whats the Jesuit's beef? And where are they sourcing the sperme to fill these bombs??

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2012, 06:05:27 am »

Quote from: mecch on March 12, 2012, 05:53:28 am

Is that Sqeaky Fromme?

Oh, inquiring minds want to know? Whats the Jesuit's beef? And where are they sourcing the sperme to fill these bombs??

Errant school boys, frustrated seminarians and possibly shifty members of the Swiss Guard!

MtD

mecch · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:30:28 am »

Those swiss guard young christian soldiers are always up to no good. Ever notice how few call boys at the Vatican scandals come up, and when they do, they never take hold? Swiss take care of that. Keep it discrete, and in house!

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:33:25 am »

I especially loved this part from the linkage. Thanks for starting the week off on a great note, Matty

Gail honors the 6 men [Brent Spiner, Vladimir Putin, Matthew McConaughey, War and Peace actor Vyacheslav Tikhonov (died Dec. 2009), Gerard Butler, macho +Hugh Jackman] she's had telepathic sex with. Though there are +30 to 40 on her marriage list, she's only had telepathic sex with 6. +Jesuits create lies. She currently communicates with Brent and Vladimir directly using "brain-to-brain" communication (+using technology we've borrowed from criminals--Australian Paul Baird discusses these technologies), AND FINDS THIS METHOD OF COMMUNICATION VERY SATISFYING.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:37:34 am »

Quote from: Solo_LTSurvivor on March 12, 2012, 10:33:25 am

I especially loved this part from the linkage. Thanks for starting the week off on a great note, Matty

Gail honors the 6 men [Brent Spiner, Vladimir Putin, Matthew McConaughey, War and Peace actor Vyacheslav Tikhonov (died Dec. 2009), Gerard Butler, macho +Hugh Jackman] she's had telepathic sex with. Though there are +30 to 40 on her marriage list, she's only had telepathic sex with 6. +Jesuits create lies. She currently communicates with Brent and Vladimir directly using "brain-to-brain" communication (+using technology we've borrowed from criminals--Australian Paul Baird discusses these technologies), AND FINDS THIS METHOD OF COMMUNICATION VERY SATISFYING.

I know! How brilliant is this?

We're talking top shelf internetz.

And (outside of you) the best I get from this lot of bedwetters is the aspie and the Swiss guy?!?!?!

Solo, we're wasted on these pissants.

MtD

spacebarsux · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:37:52 am »

She should be locked up in a dark room. Forever.

Oh wait! She never came out of it.

Buckmark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:57:26 am »

Quote from: tednlou2 on March 12, 2012, 02:33:51 am

Cum-filled nuclear bombs?

Now *that's* what I call a payload.

denb45 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2012, 12:02:46 pm »

Quote from: spacebarsux on March 12, 2012, 11:37:52 am

She should be locked up in a dark room. Forever.

Oh wait! She never came out of it.

She needs some serious Psychotherapy, I don't even think a lobotomy would help her, she's too far gone I'm afraid

Joe K · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2012, 01:49:53 pm »

We may have missed her only imaginary claim to fame. From her own site:

"The Nobel Prize committee has given me a secret Nobel Prize (literature and medicine)--I've yet to receive my prize. This website is my second book, my memoir, Catherine of King David, with 150 YouTube videos (or direct links to videos and radio interviews) that tell my story.

I want to know what drug she uses. Whatever it is, it must be really good.

Joe

mecch · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:01:40 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

Hello, I'm Gabrielle Chana and this is Tales of the Jesuit Cabal.

___________________

I'm +secret wife of the greatest head of state on earth--Russian President Vladimir Putin, with a genetic profile that's half Catherine the Great (from my royal Oshu Fujiwara family) and half +king David (Zechariah 9:15- from my airline captain father +(Chord's Howard Hughes family). Because of my Oshu Fujiwara ancestry, the Japanese royal family invited one of my great grandparents to their wedding. My thanks to Pope Benedict for his support of this website +in its stand against Jesuit treachery.

____________________

How does Yma Sumac fit into the picture?

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:51:58 pm »

Quote from: denb45 on March 12, 2012, 12:02:46 pm

She needs some serious Psychotherapy, I don't even think a lobotomy would help her, she's too far gone I'm afraid

Been there, done that:

...I complained of heartburn to my new Seattle naturopathic physician in June 1999. She expressed concern that I was totally off psychiatric meds and thought I should start a small dosage and go back to a psychiatrist, even though I told her that mentally and emotionally I was great, my sleep was good, and that I was more concerned about my stomach.

Quote from: Matty the Damned on March 12, 2012, 10:37:34 am

I know! How brilliant is this?

We're talking top shelf internetz.

And (outside of you) the best I get from this lot of bedwetters is the aspie and the Swiss guy?!?!?!

Solo, we're wasted on these pissants.

MtD

I have so found my new book club selection for the month

Hellraiser · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2012, 10:19:21 pm »

What the fuck is wrong with this chick and how is she not institutionalized.

MarkB · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2012, 07:46:32 am »

Quote from: Matty the Damned on March 12, 2012, 06:05:27 am

Errant school boys, frustrated seminarians and possibly shifty members of the Swiss Guard!

MtD

Now you know why they are called 'Seminarians'. Since 2010 Pope Benedict has, in fact, given them a special dispensation from the usual moral strictures in order to prepare these devices. The details are to be found in a secret Latin document disseminated by hand (if you take my meaning) entitled Semina Nostra. Its subtitle is Bombae nucleariae ad seminum totum per orbem terrarum diffusionem. The Church's Secret Plan for World Domination is thus revealed. We're all doomed, I tell you: doomed ...

Having said that, I did like her inclusion of a hitherto-unknown photo of Catherine the Great:

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Compare Catherine the Great's facial features with mine (in the photo above)--the similarities are uncanny.

The photo is especially impressive since Her Imperial Majesty Catherine II, the Empress and Autocrat of all the Russias, died in 1796.

@MtD You owe me a new keyboard. But srsly.

/... edited following consultation with spies embedded in the Vatican.

MarkB · « **Reply #15 on:** March 14, 2012, 08:56:55 am »

Quote from: mecch on March 12, 2012, 02:01:40 pm

How does Yma Sumac fit into the picture?

She was a direct descendent of Catherine the Great.

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