The effects they describe sound more along the lines of what Ecstasy would induce but whatever . . . as the Oracle from Perth says, "toke on, motherfuckers."
Perth?
I'm not from fucking Perth. >:(
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Oh dear, calling Matty a Sand groper is like calling someone from Scotland a Pom..that's a definite No No... ;)
Aroha
Jan :-*
I am completely rapt to see MtD >:(
Indeed Janno! Silly Murcans! :)
At least he didn't call me a Crow Eater. Adelaide is a total shithole.
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IS NOT
no... wait.. it is :-(
sob
J
You'd love him girl. He's got hands as big as a Virginia ham.
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Roll on your side and pull your knees against your chest, son:Wow, that left hand kind of looks like the body of a girl that I went to high school with -- Lulu was her name, me thinks.(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/b/b4/3451935352_fb7abb4ef3_o.jpg)
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Wow, that left hand kind of looks like the body of a girl that I went to high school with -- Lulu was her name, me thinks.
Without fags fat chicks wouldn't have anyone to squire them at the Prom. :)that's why man invented alcohol - so fat girls could get laid too ;D
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that's why man invented alcohol - so fat girls could get laid too ;D
No offense to my oprah winfrey challenged, biscuit and gravy eating women -- I got mad love for you.
We could also say that without fat sheilas fags would have to dance with each other at the Prom.my best dance partners were the fat girls in high school - and they could drink as much as me -
And nobody wants that.
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my best dance partners were the fat girls in high school - and they could drink as much as me -
the skinny ones were light weights and had to pee too often.
That's true. You never see a plus sized lass passed out in a puddle of what we can only hope is her own vomit, do you?I've never seen one -
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That's true. You never see a plus sized lass passed out in a puddle of what we can only hope is her own vomit, do you?
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There is always Momma Cass .I thought she choked on a ham sandmich? ::)
I thought she choked on a ham sandmich? ::)
There is always Momma Cass .
She died of a heart attack from repeated dieting attempts ... I just through in some vomit to make it fit my fat girl joke .are you sure it wasn't a ham sanmich? personally, if i had to choose my death being listed on wikipedia as being from chokinng on a ham sanmich or a heart attack from dieting - i would pick the sanmich --
are you sure it wasn't a ham sanmich? personally, if i had to choose my death being listed on wikipedia as being from chokinng on a ham sanmich or a heart attack from dieting - i would pick the sanmich --
of course, i would prefer choking on another kind of meat -- i'm sure I would make the pages of dickipedia then..... my parents would be so proud :o
Sorry but it was a heart attack .... if it makes you feel better I saw a guy have a heart attack once and it sounded just like you would imagine if someone was choking on a samich .I guess that will have to work --
BTW, do you know what the difference is between a ham and cheese sanmich and a blow job?
Let me guess ... Married Jewish men have to sneak around to get either one . :DLMAO -- i never thought of that.
Let me guess ... Married Jewish men have to sneak around to get either one . :D
well done Jeffrey! For your sterling contribution you have won Mama Cass's bodyweight in Oxycontin. Do you want them delivered or will you collect them from Reception after the show?
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Just stuff them in a couple of your drug mule houseboys and send them like ya did last time . If they are cute I will remove them gently this time .