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Title: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: WillyWump on June 15, 2010, 11:25:13 am
I don't remember this being part of the Apocolypse, but it cannot be a good sign.

Repent now.

http://snarkfood.com/weird-news-giant-ohio-touchdown-jesus-statue-destroyed-by-lightning/38873/


-Will
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Boze on June 15, 2010, 11:39:05 am
That's why Mo forbade his followers from making his statues. Clever guy
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: leatherman on June 15, 2010, 11:47:42 am
omigod ROFLMAO
I can't believe the Big Butter Jebus melted like that. :D

I've driven by that thing before and although kinda impressive, it was also kinda scary - especially when you think about the church full of people who would support building such a thing. ::) It definitely seemed out of place up there in OH and much more suited down here in the Carolinas. LOL
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: skeebo1969 on June 15, 2010, 11:57:02 am




    Love the nickname 8-ball Jesus... wonder who thunk of that one. ::)
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: ds4146 on June 15, 2010, 08:56:30 pm
Sorry about the double posting, my bad. But when I first heard this on NPR this morning driving, I started cracking up and thought of someone who post so pretty helllish, satanic crack me up stuff. Truly an act of God though!
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: WillyWump on June 15, 2010, 09:27:35 pm
omigod

yeah, that's an understatement. ;D

Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Hellraiser on June 15, 2010, 10:50:45 pm
God lashes out again, who committed sodomy today for this to happen?  Willy I'm looking at you.
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: WillyWump on June 15, 2010, 10:58:30 pm
God lashes out again, who committed sodomy today for this to happen?  Willy I'm looking at you.

*blush*
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: anniebc on June 15, 2010, 11:00:39 pm
Well he made it back the first time, question is, can he do it again folks, time will surely tell.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 15, 2010, 11:05:35 pm
Well he made it back the first time, question is, can he do it again folks, time will surely tell.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

If he does:

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/b/b8/Killhimagain.jpg)

MtD
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Hellraiser on June 15, 2010, 11:22:57 pm
If he does:

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/b/b8/Killhimagain.jpg)

MtD

Classic.
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: anniebc on June 16, 2010, 06:31:33 pm
I just knew you would find a photo to fit the topic..you never let me down... :D

hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: RapidRod on June 16, 2010, 07:44:51 pm
I would rather live my life believing there is a God than die and find out there is. ;)
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Hellraiser on June 16, 2010, 07:53:01 pm
I would rather live my life believing there is a God than die and find out there is. ;)

Pascal's wager...lame.
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 16, 2010, 08:03:50 pm
I would rather live my life believing there is a God than die and find out there is. ;)

Pascal's Wager is a fool's bet, Woddles. You'll still end up in the lake of fire with Nancy Pelosi. :)

MtD

Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: RapidRod on June 16, 2010, 08:08:37 pm
Pascal's Wager is a fool's bet, Woddles. You'll still end up in the lake of fire with Nancy Pelosi. :)

MtD


Don't curse me Matty, I'll have nightmares.  :-*
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 16, 2010, 08:10:22 pm
Don't curse me Matty, I'll have nightmares.  :-*

Yairs. I thought the prospect of an eternity with the Botox Bolshevik might make you think twice. ;)

Turn or burn!

MtD
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: RapidRod on June 16, 2010, 08:19:16 pm
Yairs. I thought the prospect of an eternity with the Botox Bolshevik might make you think twice. ;)

Turn or burn!

MtD
I wonder if Botox helps with erectile dysfunction? ;D
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: tednlou2 on June 16, 2010, 11:09:51 pm
When I saw this on the news, I thought about how many Christians believe God does everything for a reason--usually punishment.  They blamed gays for Katrina as well as 9/11.  So, what did this church and its members do to upset God?  Why don't they ever ask that when something happens to Christians--like when a church is destroyed by fire or a tornado?  I never hear Pat Robertson saying the church members must have sinned against God. 

The church, in the Bible days, use to believe it was a sin to have any images of God.  Maybe they were right??
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 16, 2010, 11:11:53 pm
When I saw this on the news, I thought about how many Christians believe God does everything for a reason--usually punishment.  They blamed gays for Katrina as well as 9/11.  So, what did this church and its members do to upset God?  Why don't they ever ask that when something happens to Christians--like when a church is destroyed by fire or a tornado?  I never hear Pat Robertson saying the church members must have sinned against God. 

The church, in the Bible days, use to believe it was a sin to have any images of God.  Maybe they were right??

Second Commandment, Teddles.

Thou shalt make no graven images.

MtD
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: skeebo1969 on June 16, 2010, 11:48:31 pm
When I saw this on the news, I thought about how many Christians believe God does everything for a reason--usually punishment.  They blamed gays for Katrina as well as 9/11.  So, what did this church and its members do to upset God?  Why don't they ever ask that when something happens to Christians--like when a church is destroyed by fire or a tornado?  I never hear Pat Robertson saying the church members must have sinned against God.  

The church, in the Bible days, use to believe it was a sin to have any images of God.  Maybe they were right??


   Hey Theodore,


    This is The Railway to Heaven video...  for some added umph play Stairway To Heaven while watching it.

     http://vinothkumarm.blogspot.com/2009/05/electric-train-high-voltage-wire-is.html
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: tednlou2 on June 17, 2010, 01:25:27 am

   Hey Theodore,


    This is The Railway to Heaven video...  for some added umph play Stairway To Heaven while watching it.

     http://vinothkumarm.blogspot.com/2009/05/electric-train-high-voltage-wire-is.html

The poor guy.  I didn't play the song like you suggested while watching.
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: john33 on June 17, 2010, 05:15:05 am
incidently, Matty!!!

I pass this on the way to work and keep expecting Moses to appear

(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx98/oromis33/IMGP1401.jpg)
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: Matty the Damned on June 17, 2010, 05:22:35 am
incidently, Matty!!!

I pass this on the way to work and keep expecting Moses to appear

(http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx98/oromis33/IMGP1401.jpg)

Yairs. I pass this on my way to the welfare office.
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/2/2f/13_capt44f9e81022a7476c8b90691e532bfa59singapore_zoo_sin106.jpg)

I'm glad nothing else appears. :)

MtD
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: RapidRod on June 17, 2010, 07:24:00 am
BREAKING NEWS: Pastor states, Jesus will be resurrected.
Title: Re: Jesus struck down by Lightning and Incinerated
Post by: john33 on June 17, 2010, 09:07:03 am
He's about 2000 years late on that claim  ;D