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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: skeebo1969 on January 01, 2007, 04:11:47 pm
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I would just like to say this was inspired by the 67 year old woman who had a baby thread.
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I'm a kisser so I like em in the buck! Also makes the transition from oral to intercourse a rather fluid motion! ;D
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Whooooooooo! Doggy !!
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I would just like to say this was inspired by the 67 year old woman who had a baby thread
well, something good had to come of that nonsense!
I'm a kisser so I like em in the buck
gotta love a kisser :-*, if the heighth is close enough, you can kiss and ride...... ;)
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Since I am a Queen, I must be on top! I can ride a penis like Trigger! Doggy style would be my 2nd choice, just something about hitting that spot. I only use missionary when I'm feeling lazy...lol....
(who knows Thunter will be responding shortly)
Damn, I couldn't even get my post in fast enough and he responded...
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WOOF!!
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Queen I figured you for a rider... Never met a woman who could do it for more than 2 minutes though! Must be the Florida sunshine!
Paul I could tell by your post that you were a kisser. ;)
Did I finally post a contribution or what?
Thomas
(Who is patting himself.... on the back that is!)
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Since I am a Queen, I must be on top! I can ride a penis like Trigger! Doggy style would be my 2nd choice, just something about hitting that spot. I only use missionary when I'm feeling lazy...lol....
(who knows Thunter will be responding shortly)
Damn, I couldn't even get my post in fast enough and he responded...
Q, you are such a bitch! LOL (I'm just mad because I am soooo busted!)
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I want some of the other Married women to respond also now... don't be embarassed. It just may come in handy one day j/k.
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Queen I figured you for a rider... Never met a woman who could do it for more than 2 minutes though! Must be the Florida sunshine!
Thomas~~ Surely you jest....2 minutes? F*cking amatuers! I can go atleast 20 minutes or more on top! Hmph!
Now Thunter, honey you know I know you...And if you insist on calling me a bitch please make it Queen Bitch, I am royalty, baby! ;D
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Vulnerable
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I like being on my stomach... have the guy spread my legs with his knees... neck biting...
Fun for me! ;D
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I'll take what I can get. I'm easy to please.
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OK, I'll play...My favorite is Buck, second favorite is riding it.
Never met a woman who could do it for more than 2 minutes though! Must be the Florida sunshine!
And yes Thomas, I can also DO IT for WAY more than 2 minutes on top, guess us girls from Detroit deserve some props too! :-*
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It depends on the level of intimacy.
If it's someone I'm in love with (or fallling in love with), I like Buck, mainly for the eye contact and kissing.
If it's get-down-and-dirty, I like doggy style. Visually, it's the hottest (for my vantage point on top, that is...)
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When you're a classically trained dancer, such as I.... *insert maniacle laughter here*
...there are so many more options than are listed. For instance... I didn't see "the deeper harder game" listed, or the "double penetration position", "the foot in the hand"... or the others with names that would only flummox those without the benefit of visuals.
Do any other people have parts of their bodies that can masticate?? Anyone else trained in the dark art of Kagels???
-joseph
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That would be me, Joseph.
I read and understood every word of the post above, o kindred spirit.
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Do any other people have parts of their bodies that can masticate?? Anyone else trained in the dark art of Kagels???
-joseph
I think I just got it. If I were to say "pelvic floor muscles," would I get a nod or a shaking of the head?
I am slow from time to time. ;D
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Stomach, then buck.
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I read and understood every word of the post above, o kindred spirit.
We must band together, our people.... and use our powers to stop the evils in the world!
What takes Jesus a simple wave of the hand takes us only one gruelling session...
This is our scarlet letter... A+
-joseph
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I think I just got it. If I were to say "pelvic floor muscles," would I get a nod or a shaking of the head?
I am slow from time to time. ;D
well, it's more than that... there's lower-intestinal muscles, which can be contracted to give a rolling motion, sphincter ring 1 which can create a mean pulse (and with correct training, can be synchronized by its owner into a complimentary rhythms and speeds to whatever is on the record player) and sphincter ring 2, which most people don't even know exists... and that's because you have to be at least this LONG (not to scale)
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to ride that ride.
-joseph
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I just measured that: it's 5 inches! I think you mean this long:
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That's about seven I think. ;D
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The Ring 2. Is Naomi Watts there? ;D
Yes. I thought control of that one was a bit more involuntary... hmm... all this sounds interesting. Very, very interesting. Like "I should look into that" interesting.
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Brother Joseph,
I am praticing the art right now just while reading this...and meditating on the sacredness of it.
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The Ring 2. Is Naomi Watts there? ;D
LOL I hope not! :)
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Getting plowed from the rear, also buck. I find it easier to blow my load when getting rear-ended - I'm also less likely to spill poppers all over myself. ;D
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This thread has made me VERY HORNY
My 2nd Sphincter beckons
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I'm also less likely to spill poppers all over myself. ;D
LOL I love you! :)
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This thread has made me VERY HORNY
I feel that. Oh God do I feel that.
I'm naming my first ring "Hideo Nakata" and the second one "Naomi Watts."
Why do I get the feeling that certains of us bring everything back to the porn thread?
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Yeah, but be it remembered that this orgy was started by one of our little het boys running around here.
I would nominate Thomas as an honorary gay boy, though. He's cute and he's slutty. ;D
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Gee guys, I'm not at all familiar with all these positions of which you speak - could you be so kind to post pictures please? For educational purposes of course...not cuz this thread is starting to equal the I Love Porn Thread for horniness factor :)
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I'm also less likely to spill poppers all over myself. ;D
lmfao. Guess who managed to knock over a full bottle of poppers from his bedside table yesterday? ;D Oops.
There was one advantage though, at least I did't need to reach for anymore for a while as the room was rank with vapours. :o
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Double Penetration! *sighs and falls over in a faint*
(who is going to check out her sex book tonight) Wonders if my friend was trying to tell me something when she gave it to me... :D
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I would not want to limit myself to a favorite position. All things considered, I'd like to start off fingering my boy from behind, starting in the doggy style position. I'm a big fan of a nice, long, slow fuck at first, even pulling all of the way out a few times at first and then teasing that hole with the head of my cock. Call me crazy but some of best sex I've had sort of has a slow "in and around" action, with some fingers thrown in for good measure...sort of like tickling a hungry, little hole. Next up is one of your legs over my shoulder with me on my knees. Imagine taking your hands and making "peace signs" with both of them and then sliding the "V's" together....maximum penetration with all kinds of body to body contact...I also have access to your cock ;D and your mouth for some deep tongue kissing (something I think is highly UNDERRATED). Finally, I'm standing up next to the edge of the bed and you are on your knees just to the edge and I'm driving it home for the big "fourth of July" fireworks, doggy style, of course. I prefer that you cum first, then I pull out, take the condom off and shoot my load on your back.
End of story.
Amosboy aka Brooks
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Gee, that descriptions makes me feel like I'm there! ;D
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I'm just so horny now!
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Queen,
I used that very technique a few times on some of my "women folk" in my early, exploratory days in college. I think it's a universal pleasure technique, no matter which hole your tickling :D Please make any changes to my description to suit your own needs. As long as we are all FEELING GOOD, IT'S ALL GOOD. ;D
Amosboy
PS I'd like to give my "in and around" technique an official name "The Raspberry Swirl", after all, I'd still jump the fence for Tori Amos...hence my online name...Amosboy
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I would not want to limit myself to a favorite position. All things considered, I'd like to start off fingering my boy from behind, starting in the doggy style position. I'm a big fan of a nice, long, slow fuck at first, even pulling all of the way out a few times at first and then teasing that hole with the head of my cock. Call me crazy but some of best sex I've had sort of has a slow "in and around" action, with some fingers thrown in for good measure...sort of like ticking a hungry, little hole. Next up is one of your legs over my shoulder with me on my knees. Imagine taking your hands and making "peace signs" with both of them and then sliding the "V's" together....maximum penetration with all kinds of body to body contact...I also have access to your cock ;D and your mouth for some deep tongue kissing (something I think is highly UNDERRATED). Finally, I'm standing up next to the edge of the bed and you are on your knees just to the edge and I'm driving it home for the big "fourth of July" fireworks, doggy style, of course. I prefer that you cum first, then I pull out, take the condom off and shoot my load on your back.
End of story.
Amosboy aka Brooks
I've got the vapors!
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I've got the vapors!
Well, pass them back over here! I need another whiff real quick!
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This thread has got me on the Manhunt prowl. Just when I thought I'd kicked the habit, this being a new year and all...
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Of course, you all are filthy. ;D
I forgot the position that I really dig a lot... if I'm on bottom (which is more often than not... I hate saying "I'm versatile" because to me "versatile" just means "bottom with confidence") kinda sitting up in his lap... and the guy doing me is sitting up as well... this allows for lots of body contact... plus I can bite his shoulder instead of screaming. Because I'm a screamer.
One guy made me bend back from this position so he could penetrate a little more deeply... Benj was in his own little heaven.
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I like the new position...and I love an aggressive bottom...I'll bet you can ride like the Kentucky Derby...oh yeah...could you bite my nipples while you're at it? ;D
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I like the new position...and I love an aggressive bottom...I'll bet you can ride like the Kentucky Derby...oh yeah...could you bite my nipples while you're at it? ;D
I like to call it Power Bottoming, personally.
And would Power Bottom be an awesome queercore band name? Yes, it would be.
Kentucky Derby? Triple Crown is really so much of a more apt metaphor.
I bite lots of things, Brooks. For real. ::)
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My ex-boyfriend LOVED that position, including the backward bend; we used up more polyurethane condoms that way than I can count. Moaner, not a screamer, and thankfully not a shoulder-biter. ;D As a mostly silent top, I'm always amazed how much moaning/screaming a turned-on bottom can produce.
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I'm always amazed how much moaning/screaming a turned-on bottom can produce.
Sometimes I amaze myself. :D
I'll oftentimes turn introspective in the middle of sex and ask myself, "Did that noise just come out of me?" And then I realize that it did... and that in fact I had just used words that would make a sailor blush... and then I do it again.
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Oh, oh, oh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Thanks guys. :D
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Oh, oh, oh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Thanks guys. :D
You're welcome!
That'll be $27.50. ;D
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I like dirty talk during sex that's natural and spontaneous, dirtier the better. But it's annoying when it lapses into the "oh yeah, fuck me harder stud" porno-talk mode.
Does oral sex count as sex? If so, what's your favorite position for giving or getting it? Or is that a whole different thread and poll?
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I like dirty talk during sex that's natural and spontaneous, dirtier the better. But it's annoying when it lapses into the "oh yeah, fuck me harder stud" porno-talk mode.
I couldn't agree more. That's why if I heard it said in a porno... I tend to not say it.
It gives me a chance to show off my creative side. ;)
I think starting another thread for orally-fixated activities might be in order.
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Do the honors Benj, for the oral fixation poll/thread.
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Done and done, good sir.
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I'm a little bummed that "Get or gotten on stomach" has received only two votes so far. Don't all you bottoms like it?
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I'm a little bummed that "Get or gotten on stomach" has received only two votes so far. Don't all you bottoms like it?
Um, hello! NO!! :)
It's a position that us bottoms tolerate in order to build the egos of you tops! (also to create more friction if there's too much lube or someone gets a little too loose) LOL
Quit trying to mis-assign your desires for your own sick and twisted purposes! - you pervert!
-joseph ;D
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Me, a pervert? Slander, sir, pure vile libellous slander. My seconds will call on you at dawn.
;D
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When asked....I usually say my favorite sexual position is "standing" lol.
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I'm a little bummed that "Get or gotten on stomach" has received only two votes so far. Don't all you bottoms like it?
See, I love it... mostly for the amount of body contact it offers... plus I dig building my tops' egos, Stray! ;D
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See, I love it... mostly for the amount of body contact it offers... plus I dig building my tops' egos, Stray! ;D
I figure that leaving them crippled in pleasure is more important than the ego when I find myself in such situations. :) I'm curious about lyd's seconds, though... ;D
-joseph
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I'm curious about lyd's seconds, though... ;D
Did you notice how his seconds will be calling you instead of your seconds?
Lyd's gonna be sitting at home for this duel! ;D
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Two observations:
1) on my stomach means I can't play with myself efficiently. All fours gives more room to fiddle, also to reach through and feel the top's dick sliding in and out, perchance to yank on his balls for some extra aggression. Efficiency is a virtue.
2) If this thread were merged into the I love porn thread, we'd be a courtin' 1000 posts there in no time.
Razorbill
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Yeah, but I'll be watching with my binoculars. ::)
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A fellow birder.
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Have you noticed how no-one's voted for spooning?
Sweet lovers, we ain't! :D
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Have you noticed how no-one's voted for spooning?
Sweet lovers, we ain't! :D
LOL... I fear I've said way too much, already.
But I like getting fucked like I owe someone rent. Nice and rough. That spooning bullshit... :) ...does nothing for me.
-joseph
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Nice and rough. Yep. Yes. Aye. Right on. Affirmative.
Spooning while fucking is just awkward for me.
Now after sex though, and the obligatory post-coital cigarette, spooning is just dandy.
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By the light of the silv'ry moon I want to spoon
To my honey I'll croon love's tune
Honey moon, keep a-shinin' in June
Your silv'ry beams will bring love's dreams
We'll be cuddlin' soon by the silv'ry moon
- Doris Day 1953
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See, I always think of spooning as being that sweet cuddly thing I do with some people after sex.
Calling the sexual position the same thing confuses me... so I think if sex is involved, that position should be called sporking.
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sporking.
lol
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Now see you guys need to learn a bit of romance......spooning is great when you wake up before he does and want to go for it AGAIN and his ass is right there. He kind of moans a little and ...easy asccess.
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Now see you guys need to learn a bit of romance......spooning is great when you wake up before he does and want to go for it AGAIN and his ass is right there. He kind of moans a little and ...easy asccess.
What a carpetbagger you are, sir!
-joseph
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What a carpetbagger you are, sir!
-joseph
What's carpetbagging?
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What's carpetbagging?
"Carpetbaggers" was coined from the carpet bags used as inexpensive luggage. It was originally a derogatory term, suggesting an exploiter who does not plan to stay.
The term is now used with less derogatory intent by historians and reference works. Since 1900 the term has been used to describe outsiders attempting to gain political office or economic advantage, especially in areas (thematically or geographically) to which they previously had no connection. -Wikipedia
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"Carpetbaggers" was coined from the carpet bags used as inexpensive luggage. It was originally a derogatory term, suggesting an exploiter who does not plan to stay.
The term is now used with less derogatory intent by historians and reference works. Since 1900 the term has been used to describe outsiders attempting to gain political office or economic advantage, especially in areas (thematically or geographically) to which they previously had no connection. -Wikipedia
I live in Richmond... I knew that! ;D We still use the term from time to time... but I thought it might have meant something else regarding the "wake up poke."
Like I said... I'm slow sometimes. ;)
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I live in Richmond... I knew that! ;D We still use the term from time to time... but I thought it might have meant something else regarding the "wake up poke."
Like I said... I'm slow sometimes. ;)
I like you.
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I like you.
Thanks dude! I like you too! ;D
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awww, that's sweet.
Brooks, thanks for reminding me of that power bottom I once met, holy shit, and he rode/trained (whatever) horses for a living!!!!!! ;) ;) :D ;D
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Although it is not my favorite position, I gotta give props for spooning in one regard: I love to lay in spoon mode after (or perhaps for awhile as an intermission during) the fuck...and just be there, inside. Relax, have a drink, a smoke, watch a movie...hell, do anything you want- just let me stay there & maybe tap a bit, ever so lightly...and get a little squeeze back in return. Ya know, that little mating Morse Code you can do.
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Ooooh! That is cool!
My ex and I used to do that all the time...
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Yep. Still way horny over here....
PS- I can stay hard like that for hours. Hours and hours, I say.
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that little mating Morse Code you can do.
Funny you'd say that... :)
My story begins...
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Yep. Still way horny over here....
You're not the only one, my friend... nope... not at all.
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Funny you'd say that... :)
My story begins...
I knew you'd pipe in, o brethren of mine! The dark art of the Kagel...
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I knew you'd pipe in, o brethren of mine! The dark art of the Kagel...
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That is nice. And staying Viagra-free hard is so not a problem. But I feel I can only do that if I'm in a relationship, not with a new guy.
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Whelp I'm back and it is confirmed Buck is my favorite! I pinned her shins between my elbows and back during my confirmation and she really was able to take it deep! I love it when they cry for joy during sex ;D Once again I have been told...uh never mind, as long as she thinks so... This white boy has some hip action for sure! Her ass is in trouble when I get back in shape!
There is some deep love here don't get me wrong.... She is really my sweetheart! Just a cool person all the way around... can you guys see my ear to ear grin? Damn!!
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You're not the only one, my friend... nope... not at all.
right? i was stunned when i first heard all the ED commercials warning about erections lasting over 4 hours.
What? Are they saying that's supposed to be a medical problem?? Go figure.
And NICE, Joseph! BTW- that mating morse code thing works for me as a bottom, too.
PPS- The kind of action Thomas is getting right now trumps all of us in my opinion.
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Boys, ahem, it's kegel, not kagel.
Jay (slutty pedant)
thunter, haven't heard from you on the oral version of this thread.
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PPS- The kind of action Thomas is getting right now trumps all of us in my opinion.
Exactly.
You know, we talk big here, but I bet if we were to hang out, we'd be the biggest pussies ever. ;)
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whichevr...i am typing in the dark here. by screen light.
oral? i am gonna pitch in theresoon.
And, yes...hot fuckin' with someone you are totally hot for in an all-aroundw ay is the hottest
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You know, we talk big here, but I bet if we were to hang out, we'd be the biggest pussies ever. ;)
hrm. we'll have to see at the gathering. :)
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I'm about as horny as the figure shown below
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Robert Palmer and his five brothers (or is it sons?) not doing it for you?
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Since I live in a rural hick town. I like horse ridding and it's fun to be nude with a special person in front of you at a constant gallop. The good ole days.
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Robert Palmer and his five brothers (or is it sons?) not doing it for you?
Just been there. Done that...far too much recently to even speak of. Mini Me wants someone else to touch it.
Oh, it simply WON'T DO if I can't have an orgy !!
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Uncooperative geography is a bitch.
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Since I live in a rural hick town. I like horse ridding and it's fun to be nude with a special person in front of you at a constant gallop. The good ole days.
Rodney I thought that was the headless horseman I saw riding through the woods as a child...IT WAS YOU!!!
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Since I live in a rural hick town. I like horse ridding and it's fun to be nude with a special person in front of you at a constant gallop. The good ole days.
*raises hand*
*waves frantically*
sign me up!!!!
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:D :D..made ya look..come on guys did you really think I would kiss and tell... ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
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:D :D..made ya look..come on guys did you really think I would kiss and tell... ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
LOL! I have to confess... I was worried! :) LOL
happy new year, jan. :) BTW, did you vote, at least??
-joseph
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:D :D..made ya look..come on guys did you really think I would kiss and tell... ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
I am so ashamed.. I feel like I should be hit on the hand with a ruler or something.
I have noticed that "I Like Them All" got an extra vote before her departure though ;)
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WTF!!!!
I have been such a prude about sex!
Awhile after I found out I was positive, I decided I was going to (1) have more sex (2) enjoy it more (3) have more sex.
I've only bottomed once....it was GREAT!
I also like to top!
And I love oral........ohhhhhh the skills I have at sucking dick.......man....that is my favorite thing......
First play with the shaft with your tongue.........then slowly put the whole thing into your mouth while applying a vacuum AND moving your tongue rythimically around the shaft. I also love it when the dick is fully erect and your start jacking your partner off while your tongue and and lips are on his shaft.....ohhhhh I love sucking cock!
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Group sex is pretty hot too!
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First play with the shaft with your tongue.........then slowly put the whole thing into your mouth while applying a vacuum AND moving your tongue rythimically around the shaft. I also love it when the dick is fully erect and your start jacking your partner off while your tongue and and lips are on his shaft.....ohhhhh I love sucking cock!
Well let me see if I can get her out of bed to read the lesson!
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If there are any suggestions I can edit and add ::)
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If there are any suggestions I can edit and add ::)
I could show her, but the words escape me... ask me to drop by next time I'm in town. :)
LOL
-joseph
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:D :D..made ya look..come on guys did you really think I would kiss and tell... ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
Yup...she got me, too.
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Oh....topping...............I love to eat "......ss"
OMG.....two nice round "cheeks".......
First....blow some cool air up the ass.......then with short strokes, lick the anus. Lick all around the anus to see what type of response that gets. From the previous responses, you can plan your attack.
What turns me on is maximum impact....i.e. I want him screaming..........stop.....Oh God....I can't take it anymore.....Jesus.....God or some combination of the above.......
Then I really get going................Light and Heavy pressure....the cool air......the dirty talk........until I have exhausted them.....and that "ass" is ready for a good ole plowing........
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I could show her, but the words escape me... ask me to drop by next time I'm in town. :)
LOL
-joseph
LOL!! WHOAAAA Boy... down boy, down!
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lol. :)
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down boy, down!
Thomas, I'm pretty sure that's where he was headed~
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Thomas, I'm pretty sure that's where he was headed~
HAHA!! Where's Jan when you need her?
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Queeeeen heeeelllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppp!
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Queeeeen heeeelllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppp!
Neither JAN nor QUEEN can help you now... You have opened a portal to BISEXUAL HELL!!!
LOL
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*starts taking notes now* Sorry, Thomas, oral is something I love getting but has a hard time giving. I will explain in detail in the other thread.
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that'll teach you to tell how big IT is to a bunch of horny assed gay guys!! LOL
You're an honorary member now~ be prepared for their hazing ritual ;)
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LOL!!!
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LOL!!!
you're laughing now................. 8)
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you're laughing now................. 8)
I do that when at a loss for words and nervous!! Shit where's the New York thread!! O man if my girl ever sees this thread I got some explaining to do.. It's ok though I'll just remind her about tonight and I don't mean with words!
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*sings* You gotta lick it before you stick it....
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*sings* You gotta lick it before you stick it....
Girl, you are not helping! LOL
:)
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Queen now ya speaking my language!! My specialty.... ;D
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Where and when did Thomas reveal how big IT is? I missed that revelation?
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I have to contribute somehow.... ;)
Lyd, I missed the memo too...*throws her hand on her forehead* Alas, sweet Thomas, don't tell me, it will make me only want you all the more...*throws her hands over her face and sobs*
(The Queen has a dramatic side too) ;D
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I never did.... atleast I hope I didn't. I just commented it was bigger than a pic I saw someone post here and the rest is history! Let's just say it's big enough that I have to enter real real slow and as thick as my wrist. Oh god what am I going to tell her... LOL!
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Sorry Thomas you're on your own....or maybe not, ;) ..but there is no going back now.... :D
Hugs
Jan :-*
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Let's just say it's big enough that I have to enter real real slow and as thick as my wrist.
I think I speak on behalf of fags everywhere, when I vocalize that I do so hope that your wrists are not limp... :)
-joseph
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Oh don't worry, you will still get some booty, big pimpin. The reason I say this is because you are being very careful not to mention her. You just lettin us know what ya packin, she's the one getting it packed, big difference!
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I think I like it any and everyway that I can get it, but it's been so long that I'm not sure anymore.
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Oh don't worry, you will still get some booty, big pimpin. The reason I say this is because you are being very careful not to mention her. You just lettin us know what ya packin, she's the one getting it packed, big difference!
I'm not really worried... we be in luuuuvvv!
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Having grown up in the country I'm like Rod....horseback riding in the nude rocks.
These days getting a BJ while driving my new car ain't bad :P
My favorite position....With A Man of course...any which way but loose :P
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We should start the Joy Of Sex Club. Now that I am a carpetbagger, I was wondering if its ok to tea-bag on occasion.
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Ok now being at work and all horned out sucks :(
I like to take it on my back for starters then go from there.
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Um....dang, stang!
(That's all I am sayin'- yeow! Yum-ola!)
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Um....dang, stang!
(That's all I am sayin'- yeow! Yum-ola!)
Word!
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hehehe
Now ya made me go and blush.
Thanks guys ;)
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hehehe
Now ya made me go and blush.
Thanks guys ;)
You're making me do something something. ::)
But you're quite welcome!
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You're making me do something something. ::)
But you're quite welcome!
I'm still stuck at work so can't do anything anything
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I'm at work, too.
So that sucks.
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I was wondering if its ok to tea-bag on occasion.
Of course! When in boston...
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I'm just happy that my better half has mastered oral. :P Deeper and deeper! I'm a happy man!
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I'll admit it, I like to spoon, but not all romantic like... I like the bottom to really spread 'em wide... Then you have access to their goods and you can kiss at the same time with tons of body contact... Never really been into doggy
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we be in luuuuvvv!
she's a lucky woman, Thomas~
( and you're a lucky man~)
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Just been there. Done that...far too much recently to even speak of. Mini Me wants someone else to touch it.
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME (ok, Jeromy's turn)....then back to..ME ME ME ME ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
-Chris
(who is ready for a road trip to Dickey Farms)
(and is too busy packing that he can't be bothered to appropriately format this post).
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Ahem, on top,higher than you are or in the middle ;) - matt (night night boys n girls)
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Ahem, on top,higher than you are or in the middle ;) - matt (night night boys n girls)
I am so beating the rest of you bitches to London........
-Chris
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I should wear my glasses - at first reading I thought Chris wrote " I'm so breeding the rest of you bitches..."
I say bring it on.
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I should wear my glasses - at first reading I thought Chris wrote " I'm so breeding the rest of you bitches..."
I say bring it on.
This is gonna be a "grab a number, get in line" kind of thing, isn't it? ::)
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This is gonna be a "grab a number, get in line" kind of thing, isn't it? ::)
I want to get in line!!! ;D
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Do your research boys, Matt (newt) doesn't live in London. Now, how much am I going to be offered for his phone number and other such salient details? The bidding is open. ;)
J.
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... just let me stay there & maybe tap a bit, ever so lightly...and get a little squeeze back in return. Ya know, that little mating Morse Code you can do.
Yes, it's very handy to make sure one of the partners hasn't fallen asleep during that intermission! ;) This is NOT the first post I need to read first thing in the morning... I have productive things go do before work. Now I think I'll have to sit here and watch porn we've downloaded and, well, you know...
David
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You can blame me David.. Hope you are doing well my friend.. Wait a minute! Your going to work, you must be doing better! Awesome! :)
I might have missed something in the forums sorry.
Thomas
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You can blame me David.. Hope you are doing well my friend.. Wait a minute! Your going to work, you must be doing better! Awesome! :)
I might have missed something in the forums sorry.
Thomas
Yep, I'm doing well. I get a bit winded occasionally and I'm still down about 7 pounds, but other than that, I'm back to normal (not quite sure what that is, though!). Our vacation was from Friday (before Christmas) 'til Monday. I took off Tuesday so we could camp longer.
David
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what a great way to start the new year. thinking of my most insanely fun positions is really killing my productivity today. How can i get these thoughts out of my skull?
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I'm gonna get these thoughts out of my skull at lunch :)
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I've had Robert Palmer and his five brothers (or is it sons?) busy twice today, and it's not lunchtime yet. Why am I this horny in winter?
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Hey, I'm upgrading my vibrator on my Bday...So, what does that tell you? ;D
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Um.....
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Hey, I'm upgrading my vibrator on my Bday...So, what does that tell you? ;D
Hmmmm....upgrade....??? what color, what size ....what style/shape ????? --- ..
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Doggy....and Bucks...---- I like the visual appeal ...in both directions... but there is nothing better than a bumping baby on top of me...so heavenly !!
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Dan.....i'm with you....we need details on the upgrade
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Him sitting..me sitting on top of him, pushing with my legs wrapped around his waist, feeling that pleasure in my belly...his arms wrapped around my waist and my arms clasping the back of his head, pulling his hair. Then caressing his cheek for a long, slow, passionate kiss, slowly sucking his tongue... while I'm moving up and down.......
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Him sitting..me sitting on top of him, pushing with my legs wrapped around his waist, feeling that pleasure in my belly...his arms wrapped around my waist and my arms clasping the back of his head, pulling his hair. Then caressing his cheek for a long, slow, passionate kiss, slowly sucking his tongue... while I'm moving up and down.......
Whew! The heat is back ON in this thread!
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Hey, I'm upgrading my vibrator on my Bday...So, what does that tell you? ;D
Tells me you use it to much and it costing you to much in batteries so you are getting a plugin. ;D
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Tells me you use it to much and it costing you to much in batteries so you are getting a plugin. ;D
Actually, believe it or not, I am on the original batteries still. Let's just say I give it a workout when I do use it. I'm u[grading because I need something with let's just say, more hummmmmmm to it... ;D
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Then Queen I have the thing for you. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/RHaines/product1-1.jpg) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/RHaines/paving-breakers.jpg) guaranteed to give you the endless hmm that you need. ;D
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I like them all I vote if any body wonders :P
J.
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How Vulgar!
And, just when I thought I you all had been re-routed down the path of respectability...
What was I thinking???
-joseph
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Yeah, we got that.
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To make it seem more innocent here I will say, " Gee you all sure are artistic!"
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fascinating
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Back breaking...ooops I mean breath taking!
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Condom free... I mean condomless.. We were talking about this when I left the hospital today..lol.
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cum in the ass...I mean breeding...oh, that's not your thing, sorry :'(
Lapping pussy juice... oh, that is not your thing, sorry :'(