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Author Topic: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.  (Read 3342 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« on: March 17, 2007, 01:27:37 am »
I think I'm going to go.

I've been promised what has been sold to me as an amazing outfit to wear.  Apparently, I need to dig out my Doc Martens and be able to fit into some sort of firefighters pants or something.

My uber-hot Suicide Girl friend Mary told me that they're awesome and that I should do it.

Liz is really excited and wants pictures. 

I'm sure I'll have stories.

Sometimes I'm so punk rawk, I scare myself.


Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 01:44:13 am »
Sometimes I'm so punk rawk, I scare myself.


Just so long as you're not one of those, darling.

MtD

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 01:49:36 am »
No fear, Matty!

I went through a bit of a phase doing that whole goth thing... but I didn't find it to my liking all that much.  I couldn't master the "cleaning the cobwebs" dance.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2007, 01:52:12 am »
I think I'm going to go.

I've been promised what has been sold to me as an amazing outfit to wear.  Apparently, I need to dig out my Doc Martens and be able to fit into some sort of firefighters pants or something.

My uber-hot Suicide Girl friend Mary told me that they're awesome and that I should do it.

Liz is really excited and wants pictures. 

I'm sure I'll have stories.

Sometimes I'm so punk rawk, I scare myself.




Dearest,

Are you sure this "Leather Ball" isn't more sling than swing?

Brent
(Who wonders who'll bring the Crisco)
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

Blathering on AIDSmeds since 2005, provocative from birth

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 01:55:18 am »
I love hunting for goths in Gay bars and making them cry. I mean, really cry.


MtD

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 01:56:25 am »
Dearest,

Are you sure this "Leather Ball" isn't more sling than swing?

Brent
(Who wonders who'll bring the Crisco)

I have no clue.  I really don't.

Apparently chicks go.

I'm sure I'll find out though.

I have a feeling this is something I'm going to have to respond to any and all criticisms with, "It's all right, I'm young!"

This will make the 429,264th time I've had to excuse my behavior with that statement.

Tee hee.

Regardless, I've never been to something like this before, and I'll be sure to get good and lit beforehand so as to render good judgment next to impossible.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 01:57:52 am »
Apparently chicks go.

Oh gross. Doesn't sound like no Leather ball I've ever been to.

MtD

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 01:58:30 am »
I love hunting for goths in Gay bars and making them cry. I mean, really cry.

My friends and I used to know that when "Personal Jesus" came on at a certain club we used to frequent to get off the dance floor immediately... because a swarm of fat goth chicks would stampede towards us at high speeds.

I have never seen anything so terrifying... and that includes the time I was in a car where the driver suddenly had a seizure.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: I've been invited to go to a leather ball tomorrow.
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 02:10:49 am »
My friends and I used to know that when "Personal Jesus" came on at a certain club we used to frequent to get off the dance floor immediately... because a swarm of fat goth chicks would stampede towards us at high speeds.

I have never seen anything so terrifying... and that includes the time I was in a car where the driver suddenly had a seizure.

One good thing about fat goth chicks: They make the best soap ev-ah.

Brent
(Who showers daily whether he needs to or not)
Blessed with brains, talent and gorgeous tits.

Blathering on AIDSmeds since 2005, provocative from birth

 


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