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Title: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 01:33:25 pm
This post is really just to vent.  I have been feeling less than shexy for the last couple of months.  A lot of personal and family health issues have kept me out of the social sphere and also away from the gym.  I have also been in arm's reach of delicious treats since about Halloween.  This has put on about 10 good (?) pounds around the middle.  Some of it is coming off...some of it not.  The result is that I have been reluctant to feed other hungers...social and carnal.  As I have written to a few others on here, it has also caused a state of horniness that runs in the background like a fan put on for white noise.  Even Fruit Of The Loom commercials are getting a rise out of me at times.  Taking matters into my own hands only goes so far. 

Phooey.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 01:57:14 pm
Think of me as a sort of Miracle Gro for your garden there, Tim.

I'd be glad... nay, honored... to end the drought for you.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 02:01:43 pm
Think of me as a sort of Miracle Gro for your garden there, Tim.

I'd be glad... nay, honored... to end the drought for you.

Guess this kinda opens the thread up for all kinds of jokes about seeding and hoes.  Not to mention the useful functions of crops like cucumbers and carrots.  And I'm not talking about antioxidents.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 02:03:31 pm
Guess this kinda opens the thread up for all kinds of jokes about seeding and hoes.  Not to mention the useful functions of crops like cucumbers and carrots.  And I'm not talking about antioxidents.

Silver bells, COCKleshells... pretty maids all in a row.

I'm now calling you Mary, Mary Quite Contrary.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ademas on January 29, 2007, 02:12:12 pm
I just love gardening, is all.

(http://biology.fullerton.edu/facilities/greenhouse/amorphophallus/images/13-june-2000/atitanum-leo6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 02:33:43 pm
Whoo!  A big green thumb up for THAT !


Alas, I was deflowered long ago.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 29, 2007, 02:42:01 pm
When I'm not feeling teh sexyfied I go shoe shopping
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Dachshund on January 29, 2007, 02:56:19 pm
Girlfriend, twenty-eight days does not constitute a famine...that's more like a man drought. Anywho, when I happen to catch a glimpse of myself naked (shudder) in the mirror I realize pie won out over penis a long time ago. Just consider the extra lbs. more cushion for the pushin'...heck who cares...everyone says you have a great personality.



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Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 03:53:40 pm
Well, thank you....but I should clarify:  It is only in 2007 that I have been acknowledging the crisis, um...at hand.  This had been going on for several months now.  It's been since last summertime since I have had any meaningful glimpse of penis.  It's kind of like an economic depression.  It goes on for some time before it gets the offiicial recognition.

It's time for a State of No Union Address.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on January 29, 2007, 04:02:02 pm
The result is that I have been reluctant to feed other hungers...social and carnal. 

That having been said, perhaps when you push outside the reclusiveness, the drought will end.  I agree, frustrations in this sphere are like background noise to me too - they intrude on much of what I think and do. 
Razorbill
PS - If you half as handsome as your pic, I imagine you'll be someone's dream guy.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 04:44:05 pm

PS - If you half as handsome as your pic, I imagine you'll be someone's dream guy.

Mine.

Everyone else can keep your paws off of him.

Damn dirty apes.   ;)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on January 29, 2007, 04:45:47 pm
He's all yours. Just be sure the lights are low when he sees you.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 04:46:52 pm
He's all yours. Just be sure the lights are low when he sees you.

That was way harsh, Tai.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on January 29, 2007, 04:49:23 pm
Je regrette infiniement.  De temps en temps je perds la tête, et avec elle ma bouche.  Je m'incline devant ta beauté.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 29, 2007, 04:51:19 pm
I'd be happy to assist Benj when he, uh, comes to end the drought. I can make myself useful in all sorts of ways.

But wait -- I've been warned away by Benj. And yesterday Tim warned me away from Newt. What's a simple farm lad to do?

And Tim I want to hear more about your years as a stripper.

Jay
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 04:53:23 pm
Je regrette infiniement.  De temps en temps je perds la tête, et avec elle ma bouche.  Je m'incline devant ta beauté.

En verite, j'ai su que ce que tu m'as dit etait une blague.

Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on January 29, 2007, 04:54:39 pm
Je m'incline néamoins... pour mieux voir ta bite.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 04:55:42 pm
Je m'incline néamoins... pour mieux voir ta bite.

T'es sale!  Comme Serge!  Huzzah!

Je l'aime... je l'aime...
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 29, 2007, 05:15:08 pm
That was way harsh, Tai.

PWN4GE
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 05:58:46 pm
I'd be happy to assist Benj when he, uh, comes to end the drought. I can make myself useful in all sorts of ways.

But wait -- I've been warned away by Benj. And yesterday Tim warned me away from Newt. What's a simple farm lad to do?

And Tim I want to hear more about your years as a stripper.

Jay


Years?  Try months.  Two or three of them, to be exact.  It went from scary to thrilling to dead boring with T3 speed.  I just couldn't keep up all the ''Oh, look at me...I'm sooooo sexy....and I want YOU'' baloney that you have to play up to do that bit.  I just couldn't play up the fantasy well on that level.  If I really liked somebody, I ended up wanting to discuss environmental issues or domestic vs. foreign aide programs, etc.  Not the most conducive topics for scoring a table dance.  If they were out and out leeches, I had a hard time masking my disdain also.  I just can't interact with people on that level well, so I quit.  If I'm going to play a role, I would rather be in a play or TV show.  If it is going to be a sexual role, I might as well do a porn or something.  Looking back, I could probably do a better job at it now since I am able to see it more clearly as playing out a fantasy thing.  At the time, it didn't gel in my head as such.  I felt false pretending to play up to people that I really wanted to pour a drink on, and I felt guilty for takng money from people that I truly enjoyed just hanging around.  It just didn't work for me that way.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 06:00:58 pm

Years?  Try months.  Two or three of them, to be exact.  It went from scary to thrilling to dead boring with T3 speed.  I just couldn't keep up all the ''Oh, look at me...I'm sooooo sexy....and I want YOU'' baloney that you have to play up to do that bit.  I just couldn't play up the fantasy well on that level.  If I really liked somebody, I ended up wanting to discuss environmental issues or domestic vs. foreign aide programs, etc.  Not the most conducive topics for scoring a table dance.  If they were out and out leeches, I had a hard time masking my disdain also.  I just can't interact with people on that level well, so I quit.  If I'm going to play a role, I would rather be in a play or TV show.  If it is going to be a sexual role, I might as well do a porn or something.  Looking back, I could probably do a better job at it now since I am able to see it more clearly as playing out a fantasy thing.  At the time, it didn't gel in my head as such.  I felt false pretending to play up to people that I really wanted to pour a drink on, and I felt guilty for takng money from people that I truly enjoyed just hanging around.  It just didn't work for me that way.

While I was never stripper) but oh God, did I think about it... I'm still the only homo I know who ends up finding French people at a gay club in Virginia... and ends up having more fun talking with them about crises in Euro-American relations, Serge Gainsbourg, the Kyoto Protocols, and general issues facing Western civilization... in French... than I do with the club bunnies.

My friends think I'm really weird.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: pozguy75 on January 29, 2007, 06:28:19 pm
Okay...so, if I hear this correctly...Tim...I throw my guantlet down to you...

My God...you shall never go hungry again!! I shall be your Terra, Tim...I will be your Terra! Oh yes!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Optimistic on January 29, 2007, 06:38:39 pm
Thunter,

What do I need to do to get some action with ya?  oops, sorry thinking out loud. :o :D ;) :-* :-[

Justin
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 06:51:37 pm
Thunter,

What do I need to do to get some action with ya?  oops, sorry thinking out loud. :o :D ;) :-* :-[

Justin

I don't know about that!  After reading that you were feeling OLD due to your 10 year HIGH SCHOOL reunion, I am feeling like I should be auditioning for a Geritol ad or something. 

In my day, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to an orgy         ...and all that.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Optimistic on January 29, 2007, 07:10:51 pm
I don't know about that!  After reading that you were feeling OLD due to your 10 year HIGH SCHOOL reunion, I am feeling like I should be auditioning for a Geritol ad or something. 

In my day, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to an orgy         ...and all that.

As long as you don't need viagra...then it's all good.  ;D
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 07:13:54 pm
"During the great penis famine... all the penises withered on the vine and died."
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 29, 2007, 07:15:34 pm
"During the great penis famine... all the penises withered on the vine and died."


Speak for yourself, mister. Mine is alive and kicking.  ;)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 07:23:18 pm
Speak for yourself, mister. Mine is alive and kicking.  ;)

It were during the union summer that the penis fields caught on fire...

What an awesome story that would be.

And Penis Famine?  Awesome band name.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 07:26:59 pm
YES !! Penis Famine.  I could get behind that!


And beloved ones all...please see the thread "Dagnabbit" regarding PM's.


I am in crisis.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 29, 2007, 07:32:35 pm
Too close to "Sissy Penis Factory" which was done in the early 90's

Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: racingmind on January 29, 2007, 07:35:58 pm
thank god you guys feel as sexually repressed as I do...misery does love company...

imagine if all this repression turned into minimal inhibition...LOL   :o
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 07:43:52 pm
thank god you guys feel as sexually repressed as I do...misery does love company...

imagine if all this repression turned into minimal inhibition...LOL   :o

We're not sexually repressed.  If anything, we're quite the opposite.

I find most everyone worth talking to on this site to be incredibly sexually open.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Ihavehope on January 29, 2007, 07:47:48 pm
You will find dick stop whining.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 07:49:50 pm
Is there a shortage that I am [shadow=red,left]U[/shadow]naware of? There [shadow=red,left]a[/shadow]re plenty of men with huge cocks around some take credit cards you know. Kiddin' Don't worry you will get l aid soon eno[shadow=red,left]u[/shadow]gh. Just keep looking [shadow=red,left]t[/shadow]ill you find.

Actively looking for sex= desperate= not attractive.

Don't do it, Tim!

This is why I act like I couldn't care less.

It's like flies on honey.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 29, 2007, 07:52:48 pm
Erm, is actively looking for sex on the Internet desperate and unattractive as well? I'm doomed, then.

I just realized yesterday that I'm a virgin (never had sex with a woman) who can't drive (I can't). I've been Alicia Silverstone all these years without knowing it!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Basquo on January 29, 2007, 08:22:34 pm

I might as well do a porn or something. 

if only!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 08:24:17 pm
You will find dick stop whining.

Look, the post went from somewhat supportive and playful to questionably bitchy with one quick edit!

It's getting to be like "1984" around here.

So are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 29, 2007, 08:38:18 pm
Actively looking for sex= desperate= not attractive.

Don't do it, Tim!

This is why I act like I couldn't care less.

It's like flies on honey.

I'm confused.  Did something disappear in the Matrix?
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 08:40:38 pm
I'm confused.  Did something disappear in the Matrix?

Either that, or there was some insidious subliminal message in the other one, and it had to be erased.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 29, 2007, 08:41:22 pm
You know what I really really miss? Kissing for hours with a great kisser. Sigh.

(Sorry for the mini-hijack.)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Basquo on January 29, 2007, 08:45:02 pm
You like to kiss?  I'm your man  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: budndallastx on January 29, 2007, 10:33:12 pm
The great Penis Famine of 2007 ..

Sounds like it's time to have a telethon and raise money for a huge f**kin' party...

I gots the party favors ...........


Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 29, 2007, 10:40:31 pm
You know what I really really miss? Kissing for hours with a great kisser. Sigh.

(Sorry for the mini-hijack.)


Hell to the Yeah on that one!  I would sacrifice the penis for some serious smooching on the couch with a boy who is positively dreamy!  And for the record:  don't ever worry about high jacking my threads.  Let the conversation go where it needs to.  If I want to steer it back, I'll gently say so.  Otherwise, I'd rather people feel like they can let their minds travel a bit in my threads.  You get some good stuff that way.

And budndallastx, I'll fly if you supply!  LOL  Talk about an AM Gathering!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 29, 2007, 10:48:51 pm
This is so very true, isn't it?

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/marsaudiacsolo/misfortune.jpg)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 30, 2007, 03:04:13 am
Is there a shortage that I am Unaware of? There are plenty of men with huge cocks around some take credit cards you know. Kiddin' Don't worry you will get l aid soon enough. Just keep looking till you find.


I can't see what the hidden coded message was supposed to be in this post.  Too hard to decipher, and I don't feel like pulling it apart and digging.

Wish people would stop chicken shitting about their posts and leave them alone.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 30, 2007, 03:12:13 am
I think it reads:  Go hire a fucking hustler you dried up old troll.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on January 30, 2007, 03:15:10 am
I think it reads:  Go hire a fucking hustler you dried up old troll.

That's funny... I picked up this subliminal message that said, "I'm lame. I'm lame. I'm lame. I'm lame. I'm lame."

But I'm a slutty, AIDS-spreading alcoholic... what do I know?
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: budndallastx on January 30, 2007, 06:45:25 am
Quote
...you dried up old troll.

Hmm .. i think I represent that remark ( or at least feel that way lately!)  ;D

Tim / Philly : if you guys are going to be at the party then Hell it'll be a gathering to remember. 
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: poet on January 30, 2007, 07:11:07 am
This post is really just to vent.  I have been feeling less than shexy for the last couple of months.  A lot of personal and family health issues have kept me out of the social sphere and also away from the gym.  I have also been in arm's reach of delicious treats since about Halloween.  This has put on about 10 good (?) pounds around the middle.  Some of it is coming off...some of it not.  The result is that I have been reluctant to feed other hungers...social and carnal.  As I have written to a few others on here, it has also caused a state of horniness that runs in the background like a fan put on for white noise.  Even Fruit Of The Loom commercials are getting a rise out of me at times.  Taking matters into my own hands only goes so far. 

Phooey.
 

Curse (maybe?) of the internet, of the Forums.  We have this person, this voice which participates, interacts with others, flirting freely (easy since most of us can't leave the house/apartment and meet up) being sexy/feeling sexy, hands on/hands off, choice of pics to fit the mood, not the face which we might find in the bathroom mirror, though.  We can be direct with each other (and I don't mean the flaming wars here) and honest: things which we want and need in the 'real' world out there.  Then there are the mixed signals, Tim.  The horniness which a Sears ad. for underwear sales can blow ( ;D ) with the imagined scenes.  The lights turn back on and we are left with our actual selves.  The ad. is flat on the page: it's an ad. not a scene and we aren't in it.  Win
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: David_CA on January 30, 2007, 09:31:55 am
This post is really just to vent.  I have been feeling less than shexy for the last couple of months.  A lot of personal and family health issues have kept me out of the social sphere and also away from the gym.  I have also been in arm's reach of delicious treats since about Halloween.  This has put on about 10 good (?) pounds around the middle.  Some of it is coming off...some of it not.  The result is that I have been reluctant to feed other hungers...social and carnal.  As I have written to a few others on here, it has also caused a state of horniness that runs in the background like a fan put on for white noise.  Even Fruit Of The Loom commercials are getting a rise out of me at times.  Taking matters into my own hands only goes so far. 
Phooey.

Well, you KNOW I've told you of a time and location to end that famine.  In fact, there will be penises in abundance... and nice ones, too, a real selection.  You just have to take that step.   ;)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: david25luvit on January 30, 2007, 11:24:32 am
Leave it to David to point the way to Penisgalore.... ::)
Gives a gay man pause ...to imagine an abundance of penis'( & nice ones at that)....does it not?
Fodder for my afternoon nap for sure........ :P

Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: David_CA on January 30, 2007, 11:44:50 am
Leave it to David to point the way to Penisgalore.... ::)
Gives a gay man pause ...to imagine an abundance of penis'( & nice ones at that)....does it not?


Das right!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ACinKC on January 30, 2007, 11:51:22 am
The wifey selected and let me suck on a MONSTER one on Friday night.  MY drought is over!  LOL   

Just thought id share!!!  It was BIG!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 30, 2007, 11:56:12 am
fascinating
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 30, 2007, 11:57:53 am
The wifey selected and let me suck on a MONSTER one on Friday night.  MY drought is over!  LOL   

Just thought id share!!!  It was BIG!

OMG! Real or rubber/latex/plastic/metal? And BIG is... give us a range if not an actual number.

Awesome thing to read as I just log in first time today.  ;D
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: heartforyou on January 30, 2007, 12:06:07 pm
Ernie

Quote
Je m'incline néamoins... pour mieux voir ta bite.


LMAO


Hermie
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ACinKC on January 30, 2007, 12:07:09 pm
UMMM REAL!!!  And it was delicious!  Sooo tasty!  And it was about 8" and 6" around!  All i know is it gagged me and tears came to the eyes!  It was niiiiiiiiiiice!  
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Andy Velez on January 30, 2007, 01:19:32 pm
Sounds good, AC. Just like a penis -- only smaller.

LOL
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ACinKC on January 30, 2007, 02:30:57 pm
It was scrumdillyumptious!  And smaller huh!!! Oh im sure she'd LOVE to see that!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: pozguy75 on January 30, 2007, 03:30:53 pm
Hmmm...Me thinks I need to get a bit of action too...I am feeling a bit peckerish!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ACinKC on January 30, 2007, 03:32:29 pm
They tell me protien is good for you.  Just trying to stay healthy is what I say!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on January 30, 2007, 03:36:49 pm
Hmmm...Me thinks I need to get a bit of action too...I am feeling a bit peckerish!

glutton
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Andy Velez on January 30, 2007, 04:19:27 pm
I refer once again to that great philosopher, Mae West: Too much of a good thing can be....wonderful. 
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: pozguy75 on January 30, 2007, 04:20:53 pm
I refer once again to that great philosopher, Mae West: Too much of a good thing can be....wonderful. 

Why...yes...yes it is!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: David_CA on January 30, 2007, 04:24:03 pm
Hmmm...Me thinks I need to get a bit of action too...I am feeling a bit peckerish!

Withdrawal symptoms after what, like 4-5 hours of no actions?   ;)


D
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: confused one on January 30, 2007, 05:16:10 pm
Good evening
Glad to know that I am not the only one who goes through those issues.
Hang in, or out, there. Spring  is on the way as is the harvesting to
follow.
C1
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on January 30, 2007, 05:21:13 pm
They tell me protien is good for you.  Just trying to stay healthy is what I say!

See, I get my protein "fix" from a box. Mix the powder with water and drink after a workout. The penile-biological kind, 5 to 10 ml, and usually not flavored well at all, was/is something I could never, uh, stomach.  :-[ No doubt I'm in a minority in this crowd.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: lydgate on February 01, 2007, 04:13:32 am
Oh come on! I'm the only one who doesn't like the taste?
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: David_CA on February 01, 2007, 05:43:00 am
Well, it is an acquired taste!

David
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on February 01, 2007, 06:18:43 am
Salty and smooth and hot with a hint of chlorine - what's not to like?   ;D
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: mrtallguy on February 01, 2007, 07:27:38 am
Well, it is an acquired taste!

David
Well said David....and I'm greatful that I have aquired said taste....if I had to orally interact with a man only to fear that climactic moment of his.....that would be SO anti-climactic for me....

and I was a Cracker Jack-a-holic as a child....guess I still am....can't wait for the PRIZE! YUM!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: ACinKC on February 01, 2007, 04:41:25 pm
I always said that it mostly tastes like Diet Salt Water.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 01, 2007, 04:43:41 pm
should you folks really be drinking cum?  like you don't have enough diseases already!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on February 01, 2007, 05:51:37 pm
There are germs in cum???  OMG!!!   :o
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on February 01, 2007, 05:53:22 pm
There are germs in cum???  OMG!!!   :o

Maybe in you people's cum... but my cum is as pure as the water in a Brita filter.   ::)
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on February 01, 2007, 06:00:41 pm
Que de l'eau fraîche jaillisse dans ma bouche!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 01, 2007, 06:03:08 pm
When green puss starts oozing out of your urethra I'll shed nary a tear!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on February 01, 2007, 06:04:20 pm
Que de l'eau fraîche jaillisse dans ma bouche!

Oui!  Je suis une fontaine de purite! 

Buvez mon eau!  C'est libre!
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: Razorbill on February 01, 2007, 06:11:59 pm
Libre, peut-être.  Mais gratuite, je pense pas. 
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: aupointillimite on February 01, 2007, 06:13:14 pm
Libre, peut-être.  Mais gratuite, je pense pas. 

Merde... j'ai oublie quel mot pour "free."

J'ai voulu dire gratuit.

Mais j'accepte les donations.
Title: Re: The Great Penis Famine of 2007
Post by: thunter34 on March 28, 2007, 02:28:44 am
Feast.


That's all I'm saying for now.


Feast.


 :o     :P