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Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 04, 2010, 11:17:59 pm
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
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Post by: skeebo1969 on August 04, 2010, 11:23:01 pm



    Is that Adam Apple?
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Post by: phildinftlaudy on August 04, 2010, 11:24:38 pm
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
The 4th Brady Bunch Boy - Randall - The Lost Picture
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Post by: Rev. Moon on August 04, 2010, 11:26:22 pm
Innocence lost: the makings of a diva.
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Post by: skeebo1969 on August 04, 2010, 11:26:33 pm
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)

Herpes or puberty?
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Post by: skeebo1969 on August 05, 2010, 12:02:29 am

I found another pic of the same exact dude, only maybe a year younger.

(http://www.nndb.com/people/660/000024588/ScottBaioMED.jpg)
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Post by: Matty the Damned on August 05, 2010, 01:23:29 am
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/3/39/Afterhead.jpg)

MtD
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Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 01:51:11 am
You're all just a bunch of jaded old bitches from having open wounds from losing all of your tawdry, cheap tricks in the 1980's.  
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Post by: Matty the Damned on August 05, 2010, 02:05:47 am
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/47/Thicklushhair.jpg)

MtD
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Post by: tednlou2 on August 05, 2010, 02:30:32 am
Were your eye brows really that shaped naturally or were you getting them done?  What a cute guy!  I want to see other's highschool pix now.
Title: Re: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: max123 on August 05, 2010, 08:24:48 am
ms. p...is that you?
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 08:26:15 am
It's like seeing a caterpillar before her jaded bitter chrysalis.
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Post by: max123 on August 05, 2010, 08:29:19 am
It's like seeing a caterpillar before her jaded bitter chrysalis.

hahaha...you've gotta love metamorphosis!
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Post by: Rev. Moon on August 05, 2010, 08:33:56 am
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/47/Thicklushhair.jpg)

MtD

This reminds me of a story that I read a couple of months ago (which I'm sure La Felicita has seen as well):


Gay and bald? Evo Morales thinks you ate too much chicken (http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2010/apr/22/chicken-causes-homosexuality-evo-morales)
Bolivian president causes homophobia storm by blaming 'deviant' men on hormone-reared fowl.

Title: Re: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 09:12:49 am
Were your eye brows really that shaped naturally or were you getting them done?  What a cute guy!  I want to see other's highschool pix now.

I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped.  I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.

Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 10:08:57 am
I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped.  I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.

Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!

There's a joke about a rusty trombone in here somewhere, or perhaps that you played the 'bone.  I dunno I'm too tired to come up with the actual joke.
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Post by: ds4146 on August 05, 2010, 10:43:55 am
Wow, you were handsome when you were young!
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Post by: Jeff G on August 05, 2010, 10:47:47 am
Wow, you were handsome when you were young!

And Im sure he still is today  ;)
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Post by: skeebo1969 on August 05, 2010, 11:04:19 am
And Im sure he still is today  ;)

Today... with hair:

(http://open.salon.com/files/scott_baio_354000a1255890763.jpg)
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Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 11:13:25 am
In exactly two weeks I'll have my first Sculptra injections -- if I'm not too traumatized by the bruising I may be inspired to visually document the ordeal.  I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.

Instead, I'll regal you with this.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)
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Post by: Jeff G on August 05, 2010, 11:14:53 am
I just knew you were a handsome mofo . WOOF .
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 11:17:14 am
If that leather vest isn't D&G I'm so disappointed in you.
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Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 11:21:11 am
If that leather vest isn't D&G I'm so disappointed in you.

It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away.  I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.
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Post by: skeebo1969 on August 05, 2010, 11:24:56 am


   I was always under the impression you looked like Matthew Broderick.  All these years after reading your posts it's hard to believe my visions of  Broderick sitting behind a laptop were wrong.

   This is a sad thread indeed.
Title: Re: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 11:25:53 am
It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away.  I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.

I approve of this then.  You're all cute and stuff too, I'd pinch your cheeks.
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Post by: max123 on August 05, 2010, 11:50:50 am
It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away.  I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.
wow, i remember the noose...ahh memories
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Post by: max123 on August 05, 2010, 11:51:35 am
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
"dominican slot machine"  ;)
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Post by: Rev. Moon on August 05, 2010, 12:21:40 pm
I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.

lulz  ;D

Quote
Instead, I'll regal you with this.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)

Child, look at you all fierce and stuff.  You could fool anyone with this pic and say you're some ravenous top.
Title: Re: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 05, 2010, 12:24:00 pm
lulz  ;D

Child, look at you all fierce and stuff.  You could fool anyone with this pic and say you're some ravenous top.

Well, yeah -- I was wearing this when I scored that Catholic priest at a leather bar and then pissed all over him, after he initially requested to be fisted.  TESTIFY!
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Post by: Matty the Damned on August 05, 2010, 04:33:40 pm
Well, yeah -- I was wearing this when I scored that Catholic priest at a leather bar and then pissed all over him, after he initially requested to be fisted.  TESTIFY!

You pulled a padre? Neat. The best I've managed is a baptist deacon and three mormon missionaries, none simultaneously.

Oh yeah and there nearly was a Jehovah's Witless on one occasion, but he was too quick on his feet.

MtD
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 05, 2010, 04:42:32 pm
I made out with a seminarian, does that count?
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Post by: Matty the Damned on August 05, 2010, 04:51:36 pm
I made out with a seminarian, does that count?

Did you get semen on his cassock?

MtD
Title: Re: CAPTION THIS PICTURE
Post by: GSOgymrat on August 05, 2010, 05:02:46 pm

Instead, I'll regal you with this.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)

Woof! You definitely don't do anything half way. I appreciate that.
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Post by: tednlou2 on August 06, 2010, 02:08:42 am
I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped.  I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.

Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!

My brother had one of those.  He is holding his trumpet and they super-imposed another pic of him inside the opening of the trumpet.  He is also wearing his calculator watch which is so noticable.  If I could get my hands on it, I would post it.  It is hilarious.   
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Post by: Joe K on August 06, 2010, 03:52:09 pm
I can't believe I almost missed this thread. Miss P., all I can say is "WOOF". I always thought you would look like one of the Pet Shop Boys, but reality is so much better. After seeing this picture, I'm not sure I can call you Miss anything anymore.

As for tricking with a priest... I picked one up and we went back to the rectory of my grade school church. The same place I had "marriage counseling" and it was surreal. Walking the halls and then entering his room was strangely arousing and he was hot as hell. It was really strange to be fucking a priest, with all the religious icons in the room. Very strange indeed.

Confessions of a recovering Catholic.
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 06, 2010, 06:11:27 pm
I can't believe I almost missed this thread. Miss P., all I can say is "WOOF". I always thought you would look like one of the Pet Shop Boys, but reality is so much better. After seeing this picture, I'm not sure I can call you Miss anything anymore.

Note to self:  Joe likes leather.
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Post by: Joe K on August 06, 2010, 06:15:29 pm
Note to self:  Joe likes leather.

No, Joe LOVES LEATHER and has the herd to prove it.
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Post by: Miss Philicia on August 06, 2010, 06:54:01 pm
Miss P only breaks out the leather on special request nights.  She's imminently more at ease with other looks.  I should dig out a photo of my ex-husband for all of you to gag over.
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Post by: edfu on August 07, 2010, 05:48:25 am
I made out with a seminarian, does that count?

Well, I WAS a seminarian and made out with several seminarians.  This was back in the day, before they realized the futility, waste, and pointlessness of having minor seminaries (high school and first two years of college) and there were still young teenagers who were willing to attend them.  For one semester I even carried on with the captain of the basketball team; I was...wait for it...the head of the cheerleading squad.  Anyway, the basketball court and gym were in a separate building from the classrooms and dorms and was kept locked except during recreation times.  However, the captain was the only student who had a key, and that's where we had our assignations:  in the locker room--it wasn't until years later that I realized the setting and scenario were right out of a porn film.     
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Post by: Jeff G on August 07, 2010, 09:51:35 am
Miss P only breaks out the leather on special request nights.  She's imminently more at ease with other looks.  I should dig out a photo of my ex-husband for all of you to gag over.

Break out that photo of the ex for us pretty please . After seeing your pic I think I want to call you David from now own .
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Post by: Miss Philicia on August 07, 2010, 10:13:48 am
Break out that photo of the ex for us pretty please . After seeing your pic I think I want to call you David from now own .

One of us together around the first year my face began caving in :( and the second shows you more what I had in bed next to me... all 210 lbs but with a 30" waist. (ps: that's a friend of mine cutting his hair)

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ41B0C105.jpg)

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ6C4F753D.jpg)
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Post by: Jeff G on August 07, 2010, 10:17:00 am
WOW ... what a handsome couple you guys made !! .
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Post by: Hellraiser on August 07, 2010, 11:20:05 am
Awww.  You're gonna have to stop showing us old photos David or I'm going to begin thinking of you in cute fuzzy terms.
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Post by: fearless on August 10, 2010, 12:01:55 am
In exactly two weeks I'll have my first Sculptra injections -- if I'm not too traumatized by the bruising I may be inspired to visually document the ordeal.  I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.

Instead, I'll regal you with this.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)

Do you want us to caption this? Matty, please step forward.
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Post by: Ann on August 10, 2010, 08:40:56 am

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ41B0C105.jpg)


I love how your ears stand out against the red of that London phone box. :)
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Post by: Miss Philicia on September 05, 2010, 09:45:38 pm
Something extra special from my senior year in high school.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/lol.jpg)
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Post by: Jeff G on September 05, 2010, 11:14:24 pm
Were you pitching a fit because you really had your heart set on the avocado green princess phone instead of the red one ?
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Post by: Miss Philicia on September 05, 2010, 11:33:23 pm
No, I think it's the face I used to make when I'd do what was called "the bird call" -- basically a really loud, shrill sound like "kooooooo-KAH!"  I think my older brother taught me how to do this, but then I took it to an entirely new, higher level and roped all of my friends in on it.  We'd then go down to Tysons Corner Mall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tysons_Corner_Center) and at the time it had this once part called The Aviary Court, which had these massive 3-story cages with exotic birds.  We'd walk around and do the bird call and make shoppers jump in fright.

Sounds dumb but it was loads of fun.
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Post by: Hellraiser on September 06, 2010, 12:01:00 am
No, I think it's the face I used to make when I'd do what was called "the bird call" -- basically a really loud, shrill sound like "kooooooo-KAH!"  I think my older brother taught me how to do this, but then I took it to an entirely new, higher level and roped all of my friends in on it.  We'd then go down to Tysons Corner Mall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tysons_Corner_Center) and at the time it had this once part called The Aviary Court, which had these massive 3-story cages with exotic birds.  We'd walk around and do the bird call and make shoppers jump in fright.

Sounds dumb but it was loads of fun.

Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.
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Post by: Miss Philicia on September 06, 2010, 12:02:41 am
Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.

That was really deep, Trey.
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Post by: Matty the Damned on September 06, 2010, 12:44:24 am
Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.

Do you write for Disney or something?

MtD
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Post by: StacheBC on September 06, 2010, 03:52:29 pm
Something extra special from my senior year in high school.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/lol.jpg)

Now the bed spread matching the night stand cover... special.
That is something my mom would do.
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Post by: Jeff G on September 06, 2010, 04:04:20 pm
Miss P looks like my brother when he was that age .
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Post by: Inchlingblue on September 06, 2010, 08:03:26 pm
That was really deep, Trey.

But not as deep as your cavernous hole.
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Post by: Hellraiser on September 06, 2010, 08:07:40 pm
But not as deep as your cavernous hole.

Really and truly, what is?  I mean we could probably send someone in on a tether, but god knows if anyone's willing to take that sort of risk.
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Post by: WillyWump on September 06, 2010, 08:08:59 pm
send someone in on a tether..

So awesome.

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Post by: Matty the Damned on September 06, 2010, 08:09:47 pm
But not as deep as your cavernous hole.

Gee whiz Inchlong, when did you embrace your inner bitch?  :o

MtD
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Post by: Miss Philicia on September 06, 2010, 08:16:06 pm
Fuss not ladies, there's a good reason my nickname when I lived in NYC was "The Holland Tunnel" -- y'allz just a bunch of h8rs with my mad butt burglar skillz.
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Post by: Matty the Damned on September 06, 2010, 08:18:19 pm
Fuss not ladies, there's a good reason my nickname when I lived in NYC was "The Holland Tunnel" -- y'allz just a bunch of h8rs with my mad butt burglar skillz.

So that was you visiting Guatemala earlier this year?

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/49/Guatemala-Sinkhole1.jpg)

MtD
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Post by: Jeff G on September 06, 2010, 08:22:09 pm
So that was you visiting Guatemala earlier this year?

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/49/Guatemala-Sinkhole1.jpg)

MtD

I wouldn't want to be in the neighbor hood when that thing slams shut .
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Post by: Miss Philicia on September 06, 2010, 08:30:44 pm
You should see the quasi-labia minora that developed after my anal wart surgery -- the Dominican guys with wives back home particularly enjoy that feature.
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Post by: Inchlingblue on September 06, 2010, 08:50:44 pm
Gee whiz Inchlong, when did you embrace your inner bitch?  :o

MtD

That's "8ThickIncheslong," to you, Matilda.

I have an inner bee-ach that could have you on toast points, dear. But I keep her under lock and key. I guess I should let her out to play more often. I like to pretend I'm Vera Drake or worse, her daughter. Or Eve Harrington. It's an act. "Cut! Print it."

(http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy115/officefilebox/images-1.jpg)
 

EDITED TO ADD:

:)
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Post by: Inchlingblue on September 06, 2010, 09:03:14 pm
All this cavernous hole talk reminds me of a couple of lines from Deuce Bigalow:

"Have you ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?"

"Have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?"

LINK:

http://www.guitarsolos.com/videos-deuce-bigalow-meets-sexy-fluisa-[OCVTs4Wetg0].cfm

(at about 1:20)
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Post by: Matty the Damned on September 06, 2010, 09:13:43 pm
That's "8ThickIncheslong," to you, Matilda.

I have an inner bee-ach that could have you on toast points, dear. But I keep her under lock and key. I guess I should let her out to play more often. I like to pretend I'm Vera Drake or worse, her daughter. Or Eve Harrington. It's an act. "Cut! Print it."

(http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy115/officefilebox/images-1.jpg)
 

EDITED TO ADD:

:)

Now, now Inchie, don't be hasty.

Or I might have set Wallis on your ass. :)

(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c4/Wallis_Simpson_1936.JPG)

MtD
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Post by: Rev. Moon on September 06, 2010, 10:25:46 pm
But not as deep as your cavernous hole.

I am shocked and appalled.
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Post by: Queen Tokelove on September 07, 2010, 02:04:34 am
I am so lovin this Miss P. That pic was hot with all the leather. I would make a crack about the dark meat but I'll just ignore the urge. One might think I was being racial. I love these type of threads, I just sit back and take notes.
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Post by: next2u on September 07, 2010, 11:27:49 pm
thanks for sharing
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Post by: next2u on September 27, 2010, 10:01:54 pm
i <3 picture threads...

heres a resurERECTION