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Author Topic: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........  (Read 18288 times)

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Offline Lisa

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Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« on: July 26, 2006, 05:51:27 pm »
Ladies and gentlemen. Lisa has purchased a swimsuit for this adventure. It is the first time in well over ten years I have donned such garb.
YES it looks like a typical fat old lady suit, with big brightly colored exotic flowers.
Rocky asked about socialization in the 'off' time between activities....and I plan on patronizing the pool.
The first giggle, or guffaw I hear will bring a swift death. Any pointed fingers WILL be broken off !!
You will return to the U.S. in a pine box for either of these infractions.
Nuff said.
Drama over. ::)
PS...NO cameras in the pool area!
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Offline Ric Wilke

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2006, 06:51:19 pm »
Lisa,

This ain't no drama, girl friend!  Count me in on your swim adventures.  Brief suit on me in my favorite colors, reds.  And I refuse to remove my nipple rings.

See you pool side.  I think we will make quite the couple.

Hugs, Ric

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2006, 06:52:32 pm »
Lisa,

I like to think that we all see each other for what we are, rather than necessarily how we look.  Kinda like the whole premise of the movie Shallow Hal.  I don't care what you look like in a suit, as my stomach houses the next alien invasion, so we can wallow together.  About the cameras, you better be confiscating all the cell phones before they hit the pool deck.

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2006, 07:07:46 pm »
  You're on Ric. ;D
I was just funnin' Joe. I think we will have a grand time. :P
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2006, 08:01:36 pm »
 Hey Lisa

Never even thought about a swimsuit..but what the hell, a little pool party sounds like fun.

So who else is game for a fun party by the pool?

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2006, 08:10:11 pm »
Lisa you just made my day!  You're gorgeous no matter what you wear!
xx
Matt

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2006, 09:17:00 pm »
I plan to bring swimwear.  Imagine a stick, wearing a little bitty speedo....
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 06:59:08 am »
OH Goodie, goodie, goodie............. everyone into the pool!!!!!!!

Lisa, please don't fret about what or how our bodies look.  My goodness, mine has three tits, and one hump, to say nothing of my likeness in the tummy area to Joe.  Hell, we can all splash around in the pool and have a ball.  Just remember, by the time we all get into the pool, all the regular, boring people will leave, then we'll have a party. ;)

Just so I don't keep all the drama to myself, LISA, here's your sign.....................................

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2006, 09:48:44 am »
To quote Bailey......
  WOOT ! Pool party over here...... ;D
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Offline david25luvit

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2006, 10:17:47 pm »
My Speedo days are over.....That's for sure. ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2006, 11:03:31 pm »
Lisa did you go and buy that tinny weanny yellow pokeadotted binki.   ;D

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2006, 12:24:42 am »
Lisa

Honey it don't matter squat to me if it's a "fat old lady suit"!  It don't matter to me if it's been "10 years since you've donned such garb".

Hell, I don't even care if there's water in the darn pool.  (cocktails are another matter however!  UHUM   ::))  O.K. maybe they don't matter either.

I'm looking forward to being there, amongst people I admire, respect, adore, and feeling like:  I am amongs friends!

RAB



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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2006, 08:11:40 pm »
Lisa, how could we not have fun with this crazy group?  I just pity the poor fools who remain at the pool after we show up!!!

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2006, 11:13:37 am »
Oh Lisa, I'm so excited...

and guess what?

I'll be standing right beside you in my brightly colored exotic flowered bathing suit, and just think, we'll look like a botanical garden with the water behind us... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!!! ;D ;)

I'm sooooooooooooo looking forward to this pool party -- WOOHOO!!!

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2006, 09:42:38 pm »
LOL...my bathing suit is from the early 1900's..you know, the ones' with the skirt down to the knees...I may need help getting out of the pool they weigh a ton when wet... :D

Hugs
Jan :-*
(who hasn't been near a pool since leaving Aussie)
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2006, 05:09:44 am »
Lisa,

I feel honoured that we got you to purchase that suit Hun.

I bet you would never ever have showed yourself in a pool otherwhiles.

Well, let it be said :

skinny, fat
bellies swollen,cheeks flat
legs like stilts, arms with holes
forget your bodies, bring your souls

Hermie  :D :-* ;)
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Offline kcmetroman

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2006, 11:24:43 am »
Well, I'll bring my little yellow duckie! ;D

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2006, 07:47:07 pm »
Okay Group,

Sounds like a pool party is in the works.  I suggest a bathing suit contest.  Since we will all be the best we can be, we will all be winners.

But, RAB is sure to take top honors in his tightie pinkies.

Is next, swimwear.


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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2006, 08:01:33 pm »
oooh, well...for the next two weeks I shall be surviving on mung beans and air in an effort to fit into my pink zippered Versace bikini that I bought on sale eight years ago...and for my victory catwalk I will need a wheelchair as I lip-sync "Don't Cry Out Loud."

Booty points for those that can identify the two productions I grifted above! ::)

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2006, 10:34:13 am »
All I know is that I coulda gone all month without reading that Creighton  :'(

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2006, 12:49:46 pm »
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water..
da da da da da

Hmm Booty points...I dont know about that Basque...but I know the song well.
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2006, 08:21:34 pm »
Hey, out of respect for ALL of you I'm leaving the Versace THONG in Texas!!! 8)

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2006, 09:50:05 pm »
Basquo,

Don't you dare leave the Versace in Texas.  We all want to see as much as possible.

Hugs, Ric

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2006, 01:09:38 am »
BO.....

            .....  BRING THAT THONG!!!
..........

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2006, 10:26:51 am »
WEAR THE THONG............I wanna see  :o
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2006, 06:58:32 pm »
Creighton:

I am SOOOO IN AGREEMENT with David, Robert, and Ric on this one!

WEAR THE THONG!

RAB

(Who's thinking of starting a seperate petition thread for this worthy cause!  He He He  :D)
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2006, 10:29:51 pm »
adding a bit more 'drama' (at least to my life) :

today I saw a 'teaser' for the new movie "Snakes on a Plane".   If y'all knew how deathly afraid I am of a snake, you would know how deeply this disturbed me.  I will not even look at a picture of a snake in a book.   I don't like snakeskin shoes.  Couldn't they have waited until AFTER I flew home from Montreal before airing these promos?   Now, when I get on the plane, I will be constantly eyeballing the floor and the overhead compartments....

Thank heavens for my good friend, Ativan......
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2006, 10:38:13 pm »
You mean like this one?




I prefer them pickled




Sorry Alan, you left it wide open.......

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2006, 10:50:46 pm »
Lord Jesus.....

I should have kept my big mouth shut.
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2006, 11:00:31 pm »
My mom makes a mean.....


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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2006, 11:03:26 pm »
John, you realize that you owe me a LARGE drink when we get to Montreal?

You have just caused at least 10 more gray hairs....

Trish, make him behave  :-\
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2006, 11:13:43 pm »
Alan we know you are not afraid of a little snake.


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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2006, 11:17:45 pm »
pardon my french, but HORSESHIT.

Jerry, there are only two kinds I am afraid of:

Live ones and dead ones.
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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2006, 11:18:59 pm »
Alan they did tell you this is what we had planned on the meet and greet day. All of us taking a picture with this snake.




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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2006, 11:26:13 pm »
Speaking of.....



My favorite brand

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2006, 11:54:01 pm »
Alan,

I'm with you.  I can't even stand to see dead snakes.  If you have ever had one crawl out of a shitter, over the top of your leg, you will know why I can't stand these beasts.

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2006, 12:30:18 am »
OH LORD!

RAB

 ::)

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Re: Sorry Ric..One teensy bit more drama........
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2006, 03:31:46 am »
Alan...

           You're from Alabama and you're afraid of snakes........ME TOO ::)
Although as a kid in rural Mississippi...I had several as pets.  Mostly King snakes.  One was so long he'd chase me thru a field of tall grass and then I'd chase him back into the woods.  Jeepers!  As kids ...we're fearless! ::)

I am not going to see that movie....  and you can't make me :-\
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