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Author Topic: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!  (Read 4043 times)

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Offline skeebo1969

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Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« on: October 08, 2009, 01:51:28 am »


   Proof women can take more pain than men:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-PW386PSNA&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

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Offline rondrond

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 03:50:54 am »
I tried it: once.

 I had to get Katie to help me, the ad doesn't give out that important tad of info: at least two people are required: it hurts, (as the video girl so aptly put it "to hell and back in a nanosecond) and it did not remove all the hair: still had to shave. Of course, my squirming, shouting, "wait, wait, wait..ok...no wait, wait:  and trying to get away, probably did not help. :D

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Offline Ann

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 09:31:35 am »
I couldn't believe it when I heard her tell that one woman, "you look like a very alive blow-up doll."

I would have slapped her! ::)
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Offline carousel

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 10:11:21 am »
"you look like a very alive blow-up doll."

Is that not a compliment?

Offline Ann

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 10:16:17 am »
Is that not a compliment?

Well, not going by the blow-up dolls I've seen. Maybe they make some up-market ones I'm not aware of. ???
Condoms are a girl's best friend

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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline Andy Velez

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 10:31:26 am »
Uh, being compared to a blowup doll (however "favorably") is sort of like someone checking out a guy's business and observing, "Gee, that looks just like a penis, only smaller."   
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Offline Cerrid

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 12:09:31 pm »
Uhm, the interesting bits are all blurred... it's impossible to tell if they're doing their job correctly (apart from the breast thing with Santa, that's fine.).
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 04:41:43 pm »
I couldn't believe it when I heard her tell that one woman, "you look like a very alive blow-up doll."

I would have slapped her! ::)

I think she is  the one that said she was there for anal bleaching.   What in the world is anal bleaching?  Sounds like it burns :o
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Offline mecch

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 05:35:37 pm »
Anal bleaching makes your butt hole nice and pink, if it has darkened with age or... abuse?

Being compared to a live blow up doll, someone who as surgically altered herself for a porn career probably takes this in stride with good humor, as she did.  Have you seen straight porn recently?  The women are all plastic and have exaggerated makeup and outfits.  The men have huge penises. The sex refers to the sex in other porno, not to sex in life.  Its an entirely hot house, orchid like production, nothing to do with reality other than it is real actors and producers making it. 
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 12:21:11 am »
 Have you seen straight porn recently?  The women are all plastic and have exaggerated makeup and outfits.  The men have huge penises. The sex refers to the sex in other porno, not to sex in life.  Its an entirely hot house, orchid like production, nothing to do with reality other than it is real actors and producers making it.  

  You mean like this:

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Offline GNYC09

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 08:50:08 pm »
I couldn't get past the first 15 seconds of that video.  I stopped at the point when a woman yelled, "Oh!" after getting her coochie waxed.  Yikes.

Offline Texan38

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 09:17:34 pm »
I laughed so hard when victim is on all fours to get her anus waxed and the nice, sweet, pink-cheeked lady comments she's "blowing kisses"!  :D
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2009, 03:40:29 am »
I laughed so hard when victim is on all fours to get her anus waxed and the nice, sweet, pink-cheeked lady comments she's "blowing kisses"!  :D

HAHA I forgot about that... that was funny!
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Offline mecch

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Re: Yeeeeouch!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2009, 11:48:52 am »
Pinky looks real to me, she doesnt have fake tits thats already quite an accomplishment.
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