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Title: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Dan J. on January 15, 2007, 12:13:57 pm
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10 
 
Did acid -- $5   

Ever had sex at church -- $25 

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40   

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25   

Had sex for money -- $100
   
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 

Vandalized something -- $20   


H ad sex on your parents' bed -- $10   

Beat up someone -- $20 

Been jumped -- $10   

Crossed dressed -- $10   

Given money to stripper -- $25   

Been in love with a stripper -- $20   

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10   

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15     

Ever drive drunk -- $20     

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50   

Used toys while having sex -- $30   

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20   

Went skinny dipping -- $5   

Had sex in a pool -- $20   

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10   

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20   

Cheated on your significant other -- $10   

Masturbated -- $10   

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close   
friend -- $20 no

Done oral -- $5   

Got oral -- $5   

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25   

Stole something -- $10   

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25   

Made a nasty home video -- $15   

Had a threesome -- $50   

Had sex in the wild -- $20   

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25   

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20   

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20   

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25   

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50   

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25   

Went streaking -- $5   

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15   

Been arrested -- $5   

Spent time in jail -- $15   

Peed in the pool -- $0.50   

Played spin the bottle -- $5   

Done something you regret -- $20     

Had sex with your best friend -- $20   

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25   

Had anal sex -- $80   

Lied to your mate -- $5   

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25   

Tally it up and Title Fine Is..." Then send it to
friends and the person that sent it to you. HEY and out of nosiness, if you care to share your offenses, by all means FEEL FREE!!
 


Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 12:18:46 pm
HOLY SHIT.....

$915.60 out of $1120.60!!

It would be MUCH easier for me to state what i DIDNT do off that list rather than what i DID do.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: swede_dish on January 15, 2007, 12:40:14 pm
Let's just say...I won't be seeing my paycheck for a while.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: RapidRod on January 15, 2007, 01:42:32 pm
560.50, glad it wasn't for each time I did it.  :)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Teresa on January 15, 2007, 01:43:26 pm
My fine is $320.00
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 15, 2007, 02:10:52 pm
my fine started nearing too close to $500 so i had to cease and desist
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: bocker3 on January 15, 2007, 02:14:56 pm
Yikes!! $725.60 ( ahhhh -- the good ol' days)

Mike
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Coffeechick88 on January 15, 2007, 02:16:43 pm
Yikes!  I would barely be able to pay my rent after that and would have to live on Ramen noodles after that.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: cmhjeff on January 15, 2007, 02:56:46 pm
I lost count to many times so I give up.  ::)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: jack on January 15, 2007, 03:10:05 pm
I can't get any further than the acid. The 70's were good baby. I brought 280 hits home from college one summer planning to sell 200 and do the rest. Well it was really good 8 hr full body orgasm stuff with maximun hallucinations,and I think i sold two hits and ate the remainder and gave a few to some nice girls. Man,if only viagra had existed then.
What about having sex with a girl,because you were so fucking drunk,you didn't realize she was two months pregnant. She swore up and down that Mick Jagger was the father.  You are really desperate when you have to use the "I am mick Jagger" line to get laid.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: cph9680 on January 15, 2007, 03:19:40 pm
$505.60

That's not too bad!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 03:26:00 pm
SOMEbody better beat my score GODDAMNIT!!!!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: RapidRod on January 15, 2007, 03:35:18 pm
AC, it just goes to show that you are a true SLUT. :)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 03:37:01 pm
mmmmmm i was SO good!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Razorbill on January 15, 2007, 03:46:04 pm
$490.50  Christ - I could've afforded more!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 15, 2007, 03:46:27 pm
Would you believe me if I said mine was under a $100? I'm sexually retarded...oh well....
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 15, 2007, 03:47:16 pm
$555.50

:)

I peed in the pool.
:)

-joseph
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Alain on January 15, 2007, 03:57:36 pm
well $960.60 can that be Canadian funds please!

I hate to tell you but if your numbers are ending with .10 .50 or .60....

we know that you kissed strangers and peed in the pool ;D
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 04:02:53 pm
FINALLY!  A new high score!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: jack on January 15, 2007, 04:03:03 pm
Geez, looks to me like the $10 a pop(no pun intended) on mastrubation ought to put most guys into 5 figures in a couple of years.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Alain on January 15, 2007, 04:17:27 pm
my revised numbers $935.60

the reason being that I did have sex in church, but it wasn't my choice

so I don't think I should pay for it :P
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Andy Velez on January 15, 2007, 04:28:08 pm
Just to clarify, it's for the first offense only on each? I mean, do you get fined for each time you did it?

Because if it's multiples, then I need to get out the calculator. Not bragging. Just saying.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: MSPspud on January 15, 2007, 04:33:47 pm
I came in at $885.60.  It could be worse, but a lot of things I've done weren't on this list   :)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 04:43:11 pm
Just to clarify, it's for the first offense only on each? I mean, do you get fined for each time you did it?

Because if it's multiples, then I need to get out the calculator. Not bragging. Just saying.

Yes only one each.

Otherwise mine would look like the GNP of a Small Asian Country!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Nadine on January 15, 2007, 05:09:02 pm
My fine is 540.50

Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 15, 2007, 05:12:19 pm
My fine is 540.50



Nadine, girl!!!  you peed in the pool too?

glad to see there are some people here with low fines... it's not easy upholding the moral fiber of this community!  LOL

-joseph
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 05:25:35 pm
Collectively we have the moral fiber strength of a wet kleenex!!!!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: DingoBoi on January 15, 2007, 05:32:53 pm
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Dan J. on January 15, 2007, 05:41:31 pm
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.

We knew that already! It is one of the many reason we love you so much!!!  ;D

Dan J.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 05:46:39 pm
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.

You are only $105 from the MAX allowed!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: newt on January 15, 2007, 06:10:30 pm
$750.60..good job the £'s strong right now - matt
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: DingoBoi on January 15, 2007, 06:36:41 pm
You are only $105 from the MAX allowed!

ah, yes... well then... figure out which one's I HAVEN'T done!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 15, 2007, 06:37:59 pm
You've never had sex for money and not done acid.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: heartforyou on January 15, 2007, 06:53:09 pm
695.6

Does getting bottles of champagne for sex and giving them to your mom for her birthday count for any dollars????

and sex in a plane???

been in a tensome... 200 dollars???

had sex while actually driving a car, with more then two people in it and others watching from a truck???

OML...... I will be bankrupt...

Hermie
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: thunter34 on January 15, 2007, 06:55:39 pm
I wish the fines posted for these activities were all I really ended up paying for them!   :-\
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Dachshund on January 15, 2007, 07:14:00 pm
One time at band camp I paid a Puerto Rican to have sex with me in the confessional...I don't think that counts cuz I was wearing a dress.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: DingoBoi on January 15, 2007, 07:36:20 pm
You've never had sex for money and not done acid.

I would have has sex for
money (http://blogs.poz.com/bailey/archives/2005/05/for_rent.html/) but the bitch couldn't pay.

And do you really think I'd be this crazy if I HADN'T done acid?

Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Longislander on January 16, 2007, 12:10:15 am
a respectable $460.10 ;)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: thunter34 on January 16, 2007, 12:12:54 am
a respectable $460.10 ;)


Shoulda known...
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: GSOgymrat on January 16, 2007, 01:54:25 am
I don't know why you would be fined for some of these things. Like kissing someone of the same sex is a bad thing. I calculated $330.10.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: penguin on January 16, 2007, 03:20:21 am
$860.60

not many puerto ricans in london

kate
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: lydgate on January 16, 2007, 04:54:11 am
$730.60, I think. I'm calculating a bit groggily. Jay
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: carousel on January 16, 2007, 07:26:15 am
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Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Nadine on January 16, 2007, 08:13:12 am
Does that count?

Yes....add .50 to your fine  ;)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: woodshere on January 16, 2007, 09:09:55 am
I think I would rather do community service than pay the fine or serve my sentence in jail.  Of course then if I served my sentence I would probably have to add to my fine. 

Total $850.60.

Woods

edited:  $870. 60 - Took another look at the list and had to add $20 for that great night with the Puerto Rican Guy.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Christine on January 16, 2007, 11:17:51 am
$185.50...I should have enjoyed myself more in my younger days...sigh....
Christine
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 16, 2007, 11:57:42 am
$185.50...I should have enjoyed myself more in my younger days...sigh....
Christine

Hey hottie I can help with some of those!! WINK WINK!!!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 16, 2007, 12:39:24 pm
I think it really should include defacating in someone's wash machine, as well - and it should be under the header, "Drunken Party Adventures".

-joseph
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: swede_dish on January 16, 2007, 01:02:59 pm
$520.60   I finally did all the math.

I'm only 21...le sigh!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 16, 2007, 02:55:21 pm
21?!?!?!?!?!?!

You just got hotter!!!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: swede_dish on January 16, 2007, 03:57:52 pm
Hahahah that's funny because for alot of men it's the other way around!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: fearless on January 16, 2007, 06:11:54 pm
Is it $100 for each time I've been paid for sex?
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Christine on January 17, 2007, 02:16:04 pm
Hey hottie I can help with some of those!! WINK WINK!!!

AC- Thanks for the offer, but I don't think my heart could handle it now!


Christine
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: swede_dish on January 17, 2007, 02:29:22 pm
Don't worry Christine...I gather that he's harmless ;)
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: ACinKC on January 17, 2007, 02:33:59 pm
HEY! Easy tiger!

Or ill send my nun after you!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Andy Velez on January 17, 2007, 05:22:07 pm
$845.60.

'nuf said.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Dan J. on January 17, 2007, 05:34:38 pm
LOL Andy peed in the pool !!! LOL

Dan J.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Andy Velez on January 17, 2007, 05:39:50 pm
Just you wait Dan, just you wait!
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Denver Toad on January 17, 2007, 07:02:32 pm
Buncha wimpy pups... I am the good old days.... 1005.60
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: lydgate on January 17, 2007, 07:05:15 pm
It would seem that Ford and Longislander have NOT peed in a pool, ever. I think that's what the point of this whole exercise is, with the .10 fine especially the .50 fine -- to find out who's urinated in a pool.  ;D Right Dan?
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Dan J. on January 17, 2007, 07:08:32 pm
That's right Jay.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: anniebc on January 17, 2007, 09:52:16 pm
$205.10...what can I say, I'm a good little Catholic girl... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: lydgate on January 17, 2007, 09:56:27 pm
$205.10...what can I say, I'm a good little Catholic girl... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

But Jan, the extra dime shows that you've kissed someone whose name you don't/didn't know. Do good Catholic girls do that?  ::)

 :-* Jay
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: CaptCarl on January 17, 2007, 10:05:29 pm
   $895.00 plus interest. The question I have though, are these fines for EACH TIME you did them, or is it a one time fine for all indiscretions of each particular nature. Which would of course bring the total up to a point where I could probably buy that Ferrari I've always wanted....
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Life on January 17, 2007, 10:10:46 pm
.50 cents....  I win...







BURN IN HELL ERIC
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: anniebc on January 17, 2007, 10:13:46 pm
Hey Jay

It happened when I was playing "Spin the bottle" at a party...and yes all good catholic girls played That game.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: AlanBama on January 17, 2007, 11:47:08 pm
Yikes.....mine was $710.60
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: GSOgymrat on January 18, 2007, 01:58:41 am
It would seem that Ford and Longislander have NOT peed in a pool, ever.

That's me, bladder of steel.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 18, 2007, 01:59:08 am
Liars!
:)

-joseph
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Longislander on January 18, 2007, 07:50:11 pm
Quote
That's me, bladder of steel.

 :D I could drive from NY to Florida without having to go~
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: Eldon on January 18, 2007, 10:12:43 pm
Hmmm...$560.00.


"What Can I do today to make a better Tommorrow?"
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: GSOgymrat on January 19, 2007, 12:42:11 am
:D I could drive from NY to Florida without having to go~

I never went into the bathroom in my school unless it was to wash my hands. My mother used to tell me to urinate more often because if I was in an auto accident with a full bladder it could rupture and kill me. No, she's not Jewish.
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: allopathicholistic on January 20, 2007, 11:31:21 am
I never went into the bathroom in my school unless it was to wash my hands. My mother used to tell me to urinate more often because if I was in an auto accident with a full bladder it could rupture and kill me. No, she's not Jewish.

Okay she's not Jewish but it sounds like she knows a thing or two about biology! 3 cheers for potentially life-saving trivia!  ;D
Title: Re: My fine is 765.10
Post by: lydgate on January 20, 2007, 02:54:52 pm
I'm pretty comfortable with my, er, endowment, but I have a bladder the size of a goldfish. This is why I hate drinking beer in bars... every ten minutes I'm getting up to pee. OK, that was TMI about Jay.