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Title: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: JeffInNYC on May 08, 2007, 09:48:30 pm
Is this really 'blonde justice'?  You think in some roundabout way, Paris is a victim?  Do you applaud the judge for sending the message that no one is above the law? 
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: RapidRod on May 08, 2007, 09:52:19 pm
She's getting what you or I would have received. I don't applaud the Judge, he is just doing what he is paid to do. But if someone wants to slip him a couple hundred bucks, I'll turn and look the other way.  ;)
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: JeffInNYC on May 08, 2007, 09:55:21 pm
How do you think she will fare? At least Martha Stewart seems like a tough bird to me.  I wonder if Paris will be ok for 45 days in the big house.  But Im sure her pal Nicole will visit her.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: RapidRod on May 08, 2007, 10:00:14 pm
She is going to be segregated from the population and in a room by herself. A sink, shiny metal for a mirror and a toilet and a bed that looks like a cement slab with a thin mattress.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: milker on May 08, 2007, 10:07:00 pm
she's asking Arnold for to commute the sentence  :o poor baby omg cries 45 days in jail beg Arnold, mum asks the prosecutor for an autograph.

How much would Abdel Mustapha White, African American Muslim living in the suburbs of Houston, get for that offense? 45 days? Yeah right. So do your 45 days, babe, and shut the freaking up.

Milker.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: BT65 on May 08, 2007, 11:39:51 pm
If she does end up in jail, I'm going to have to pay her a visit Milker! ;)
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: Robert on May 09, 2007, 12:29:00 am
jail...it does a body good.

although anything of good that could come from there will just go over her head.

robert




Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: scud44 on May 09, 2007, 01:38:09 am
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paris
Paris Who?
Have you forgotten already????????

Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: budndallastx on May 09, 2007, 06:41:55 am
Paris going to jail proves there is a god !

I am so tired reading about a person who has done nothing but be a rich talentless drunk who believes she is above everything.  It's time she learns there are laws in society and she broke them not once, not twice but three times.  How clueless can she be ?

Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: RapidRod on May 09, 2007, 06:48:58 am
Saying that she didn't know that she was driving under suspension. Shows how clueless she is. The judge put it real nice, "It's no excuse for your Ignorance of The Law." Just shows you, rich kids can be stupid too.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: carousel on May 09, 2007, 07:07:16 am
I'm sure I speak for many on this site, who send our heartfelt best wishes to Paris at this most difficult time.

Many would buckle under this pressure. She gives inspiration to the many who are suffering around the world.

Going to prison would be unimaginable for our fragrent heiress.  She might end up with a mullet or something equally life threatening.

Paris is going down. I can barely think about it without a shudder.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: RapidRod on May 09, 2007, 07:16:30 am
I want to see a photo of her shaggy ass the day she is released.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: carousel on May 09, 2007, 07:26:16 am
I want to see a photo of her shaggy ass the day she is released.

A day that will probably rank in history alongside the release of Nelson Mandela.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: antibody on May 09, 2007, 01:39:46 pm
i say she should donate a large sum of money to a Charity and be pardoned by the "governa" Arnold. i don't know whats 45 days to her? how much is that worth to her? she should fork out for a good cause. why not? she's not going to learn to get a driver. let her pay.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: Basquo on May 09, 2007, 01:55:28 pm
I think she's going and when she comes out she'll have a little teardrop tattoo on her face. :'(
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: JeffInNYC on May 09, 2007, 07:18:34 pm
I think she's going and when she comes out she'll have a little teardrop tattoo on her face. :'(

the poor thing...in the end, she's a real victim.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: milker on May 09, 2007, 08:06:08 pm
Saying that she didn't know that she was driving under suspension.
Maybe she understood she couldn't drive under Larry King?

Milker (who just made a seriously bad and convoluted play on words)
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: CaptCarl on May 09, 2007, 08:28:44 pm
Carousel...
    I too think that Paris is going down. Just in a different way. She'll be going down on a bunch of of other women after the lights go out. I lok forward to her new porno flick: 45 Nights in Paris ;) No, I really don't feel sorry for the spoiled little bitch...

Capt. C.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: JeffInNYC on May 09, 2007, 08:33:28 pm
Will she get her own cell or will her new roomie be named 'Big Aggie'?
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: Basquo on May 09, 2007, 08:40:39 pm
Will she get her own cell or will her new roomie be named 'Big Aggie'?

As a graduate of Texas A&M University, and a second-generation Aggie, I resemble that remark!
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: JeffInNYC on May 09, 2007, 08:42:57 pm
As a graduate of Texas A&M University, and a second-generation Aggie, I resemble that remark!

Well if you truly do resemble a Big Aggie, then Id gladly share a cell with u anytime!
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: allopathicholistic on May 09, 2007, 11:51:08 pm
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Paris
Paris Who?
Have you forgotten already????????



 :D all in good time!  ;D
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: thunter34 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:10 am
I read an article recently about how there was a big debate about providing condoms for people in the prison system.  They claimed it wasn't a good thing to do because they thought it would only encourage sexual activity among the inmates.  It's pretty bad, though...cuz you already know that the inmates are having sex anyway sometimes.  And the HIV infection rate among the prison population is pretty high.

 :-\
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: allopathicholistic on May 10, 2007, 12:24:14 am
I read an article recently about how there was a big debate about providing condoms for people in the prison system. 

i can't picture that machismo subculture of sadism embracing condom use and sensibility/responsibility

Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: BT65 on May 11, 2007, 08:48:31 pm
Does anyone know the latest on this?  I haven't seen anything today.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: RapidRod on May 11, 2007, 09:31:46 pm
I read an article recently about how there was a big debate about providing condoms for people in the prison system.  They claimed it wasn't a good thing to do because they thought it would only encourage sexual activity among the inmates.  It's pretty bad, though...cuz you already know that the inmates are having sex anyway sometimes.  And the HIV infection rate among the prison population is pretty high.

 :-\

In Ohio, everyone that enters the prison system gets and HIV/TB test the day they arrive.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: milker on May 14, 2007, 10:07:01 pm
The gobernator said he has other things to do

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=16563

She's a bit upset:

http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/37116.aspx

Poor baby.

Milker.
Title: Re: You think Paris is really going to the slammer?
Post by: lucas clay on May 21, 2007, 09:03:50 pm
slam Paris Hilton!!!!
   what not a porn thread??????

   sorry i jumped the gun here folks