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Title: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: woodshere on September 04, 2007, 10:24:04 pm
Since our President visiting your fine country, could you just do us a favor and KEEP HIM!!!  PLEASE!!!

Woods
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 04, 2007, 10:29:50 pm
Woods,

To put it politely babe, fuck you. We didn't keep Peter Staley, we certainly ain't keeping George. ;)

But don't fret, maybe one of our multitude of highly venomous native animals will get the fucker.

MtD
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: cjc on September 04, 2007, 10:43:11 pm
Keep your fingers crossed, Matty could be right. There are more poisonous critters there than anywhere else in the world.   Cristy
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 04, 2007, 10:56:56 pm
Take your pick . . . .  (http://www.avru.org/general/general_animals.html)

MtD
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: ademas on September 04, 2007, 11:16:26 pm
a dingo would work, too.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 04, 2007, 11:55:21 pm
a dingo would work, too.

Nah, dingoes come across all tough, put in reality they're just pussies. The best a dingo can do is knock off little kids.

MtD :)
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: northernguy on September 05, 2007, 12:09:00 am
a dingo would work, too.

Nah, dingoes come across all tough, put in reality they're just pussies. The best a dingo can do is knock off little kids.

MtD :)

I can still get a laugh with my impersonation of Meryl: The dingo ate my baby :o
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: fearless on September 05, 2007, 12:14:17 am
Woods,

...maybe one of our multitude of highly venomous native animals will get the fucker.

MtD

Wishfull thinking, Matty. Anything trying to get to him and the other 21 dimwits that have descended upon Sydney would be 'exterminated' trying to enter the "security zone", the 5km long, 3 metre high security fence, "the Great Wall of Sydney" that has been erected through the centre of the city, restricting movement of its residents as they try to go about there daily lives.

Last night, they progressively closed down all the roads from the airport to the city in preparation of his arrival. At one point they were redirecting 3 lanes of inner city traffic down my narrow little street, which is barely one lane wide. hahaha.

The best thing to come out of this has been an additional public holiday this Friday. Yeehah. Little Steve has decided to take up this opportunity and go a man huntin' on Thursday night.  ;D
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: thunter34 on September 05, 2007, 12:17:01 am
a dingo would work, too.

Nah, dingoes come across all tough, put in reality they're just pussies. The best a dingo can do is knock off little kids.

MtD :)


I just laughed so hard that my drink came out my nose.

I love you, Matty the Damned.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: PeteNYNJ on September 05, 2007, 12:20:35 am
Matty....please start your own show!!!  I love you.

Pete
(who is never offended by Matty.the.loved)
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Tempeboy on September 05, 2007, 01:02:06 am
A protest group is organising a 21 bum salute here for the little Bush.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22361118-5001021,00.html

I am soooooooooo there.

Must remember my gloves...................and dingo's.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: bryonut on September 05, 2007, 01:25:21 am
I never knew the platypus is venomous.

bry
who learns something new everyday
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Matty the Damned on September 05, 2007, 01:35:04 am
I never knew the platypus is venomous.

Only the male. Poisonous spurs on the hind legs. My cousin (a biologist) was spurred by one during his honours year. He said that whilst the venom is not fatal to humans, the pain was so bad he wished he was dead. Took him 3 months to recover.

On the plus side, baby platypus are called puggles. Awwww. :)

MtD
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: penguin on September 05, 2007, 04:18:23 am
matty -

in my morning confuzzlement, I just read that as

My cousin (a biologist) was spurned by one during his honours year ... Took him 3 months to recover

 ;D - kate
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: sweetasmeli on September 05, 2007, 04:50:45 am
Thank you guys and gal for my morning giggle.

Miss Melia :D ;D
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: bocker3 on September 05, 2007, 07:33:04 am
Keep your fingers crossed, Matty could be right. There are more poisonous critters there than anywhere else in the world.   Cristy

This sounds wonderful on the surface, but be careful what you wish for........

Can you say:  PRESIDENT CHENEY

eewwww!

Mike
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Jerry71 on September 05, 2007, 07:43:42 am
You can keep dumb ass down there and teach him how to speak. What ever you do please watch how he gives speech's! Head down trying to think about what that word is. LOL


(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g16/jc35cb/elmerfud.jpg)

We will then have to keep this numb nuts for the president for now.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: aztecan on September 05, 2007, 11:07:01 am
This sounds wonderful on the surface, but be careful what you wish for........

Can you say:  PRESIDENT CHENEY

eewwww!

Mike

EEP!

Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: SASA39 on September 05, 2007, 01:37:27 pm
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/SASA39/bushputin_china.jpg)

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u37/SASA39/1a-lady-bunny-400x438.jpg)

Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: Iggy on September 05, 2007, 03:00:29 pm
I would vote for a Bush-Bunny ticket...I have before.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: st67 on September 05, 2007, 04:09:20 pm
Tell the idiot there's brush to be cleared in the bush. Just might confuse and intrigue him long enough to run the clock out on our long national nightmare.
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: DanielMark on September 05, 2007, 04:32:37 pm
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k267/deemark/Vintage%20and%20Strange/theproblem.jpg)
Title: Re: To our friends Downunder, could you do the US a favor
Post by: fearless on September 05, 2007, 09:24:25 pm
The question on everyone's lips is what ridiculously silly outfit Australia will make all the leaders where for their photo shoot.

Play dress the APEC leaders yourself at: http://www.smh.com.au/multimedia/bush_dressup/index.html (http://www.smh.com.au/multimedia/bush_dressup/index.html)