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Offline David_CA

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Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« on: December 29, 2008, 08:24:11 pm »
From the "Best of Craigslist" at www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/69493456.html...

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 best of craigslist > los angeles > Join my GAY street gang! - m4mm
Originally Posted: Thu, 21 Apr 09:26 PDT

Join my GAY street gang! - m4mm

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Date: 2005-04-21, 9:26AM PDT



Are you tough? Violent? Rough around the edges? You can't be kept down? Do you think Jennifer Hudson is totally a better diva than Fantasia and you'd kick anyone's ass who disagrees?

I'm starting up a gay gang! We'll do all the things that tough street gangs do (pick fights, steal wallets, critique b-list actresses on the red carpet) but we'll be comprised of gay men!

Now this gang isn't fancy-pansy like the ones in West Side Story. Wait, who am I kidding? It's EXACTLY like West Side Story. Only this time, Tony and Chino will have the cajones to actually get together, instead of wasting time on Natalie Wood (whose only good performance was in Rebel Without a Cause there I said it).

To join you'll have to pass a rigorous test. We can't tell you our gang name or our colors yet (and they change according to the Helmut Lang line), so you'll meet us at an undisclosed location near the Santa Monica pier.

First, you have to find an unsuspecting straight couple (preferably on a date) and mug them. Take their money, but only grab the wallet or purse if it is Burberry, Fendi, or something comparable. And be sure to mention that you thought [insert whatever the girl was wearing] went out two years ago.

Second, you have to mastermind a huge drug sale. This will be unbelievably easy, since you'll do it with E in the bathroom of The Abbey.

Third, you will be forced to get in a fight with one of the other gang hopefuls. The rest of us will be watching as you wrestle around, and you should be sure to tear some clothing and throw in a few light kisses and moans.

So if you're tough enough, just email me and we can start our gang. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, as long as you are attractive and have a great body.



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Offline Longislander

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 08:59:27 pm »
lol, too funny. ( did you sign up??)
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Offline Basquo

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 09:13:35 pm »
Dammit, David, I TOLD YOU I wanted to keep my AM Forums life and my craigslist life SEPARATE!

I CUT YOU!!!
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Offline Florida69

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 09:30:21 pm »
Quote from: Basquo on December 29, 2008, 09:13:35 pm
Dammit, David, I TOLD YOU I wanted to keep my AM Forums life and my craigslist life SEPARATE!

I CUT YOU!!!

My name is Muerta....
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Offline David_CA

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2008, 10:12:39 pm »
Quote from: Longislander on December 29, 2008, 08:59:27 pm
lol, too funny. ( did you sign up??)
I was going to sign up, but LA is so far from NC.  Maybe we'll start up the South East chapter instead!

Quote from: Basquo on December 29, 2008, 09:13:35 pm
Dammit, David, I TOLD YOU I wanted to keep my AM Forums life and my craigslist life SEPARATE!

I CUT YOU!!!

Riiight!  Just wait 'til I bring eBay into the picture!
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2008, 11:52:26 pm »
 :D..that was funny, I would have thought one of the rules would have been (when in a fight) to shout out really loud "don't touch the face, don't touch the face"..or I KILL YOU.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2008, 09:14:58 am »
 :D  That's too funny!

But David, we already have gay gangs. They're called cliques.
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Offline HIV+Me

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 07:28:02 pm »
I usually check out the "Free Stuff" on Craig's List as part of my morning routine.  Not that I'm ever looking for anything (or have the room for it), but it cracks me up as some people try to put the best shine on their shit (I was going to say "lipstick on a pig" but that's now so Palin...).  My favorite was the person who was giving away "a half a truckload of broken concrete pieces."  Now, once you've worked in the concrete business, the need for such can be obvious, but the volume term "half a truckload" just had me in stitches.  What size truck are we talking about?

I did almost take up the offer for two free goats... my partner's place up in the North GA mountains, he's always complaining about mowing the lawn.
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Offline weasel

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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 07:59:51 am »
Quote from: HIV+Me on January 03, 2009, 07:28:02 pm
I usually check out the "Free Stuff" on Craig's List as part of my morning routine.  Not that I'm ever looking for anything (or have the room for it), but it cracks me up as some people try to put the best shine on their shit (I was going to say "lipstick on a pig" but that's now so Palin...).  My favorite was the person who was giving away "a half a truckload of broken concrete pieces."  Now, once you've worked in the concrete business, the need for such can be obvious, but the volume term "half a truckload" just had me in stitches.  What size truck are we talking about?

I did almost take up the offer for two free goats... my partner's place up in the North GA mountains, he's always complaining about mowing the lawn.

 I NEED that broken concrete ! , i have been breaking cement blocks to fill in our front terrace !
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Re: Who says Craigslist Isn't Fun?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2009, 03:11:58 pm »
I like to checkout all of the "Re:" posts asking people to flag so and so because he is (insert drama here).  I also like checking out all of the st8 guys on the gay site looking for guys.  And they call me gay.
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