Can You Hear What I Hear?

[OneTampa]

I must tell you about an incident that still makes me smile as I type this:

I was at a local video store today. The store carries general release and adult fare (up three steps,  through swing doors, in the back) 

Any who,

I along with three other customers (2 guys and an older lady) were in line to check out our movies.
A beat cop was off to the side chatting with with the clerk as he rang up the customers.

All of a sudden, the clerk yelled to the person apparently working in the back part of the store, "Emilio, where is the price gun?"

Emilio yelled the location.

The clerk yelled "Where?"

Emilio yelled the location again.

The clerk once again yelled "Where?"

All of us in line, including the cop, then said in unison, "In the back by the butt plugs!"

All of us then burst out in laughter.

I then said, smiling "It looks like we all have something in common."

The cop said, smiling back "Yeah, good hearing!"

[megasept]

"good hearing" doesn't preclude common interests, does it!?

-steven (aka  megasept)

[mecch]

What the f*ck was the older lady buying!!!!!! HMMM inquiring minds demand to know.

[mecch]

Overheard at The World club, East Village 1989. Two danced out tired 30 somethings are slumped on a boxy banquette. A twink comes over and goes directly for one of the guy's crotch.  The guys says:  "Suck my friend's cock will ya, I'm too tired."

[skeebo1969]

   Damn mecch, I was doing a search for some old ladies with sex toys to post in response to you and ran across this:

   http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

   My chicken taste different now.

[mecch]

Straight for pay Wolf Hudson, gay porn star, gets the reverse treatment from a mistress in Isis Love. She has a fleshlight attached to a power tool and drive him insane.  Looks crazy!